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By *riggsboy123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not long now till the annual pish that is only an excuse. Is it just me or was this past its sellby date 15 years ago at france 98? Ill start the ball rolling.

- Barry ferguson being a ned

- Chick young pretending hes not a rangers fan.

- A cutting edge dennis law impression

- And of course frank mcavennie doing wheres the burdz. The latter 2 not having any bearing on scottish football for at least 20 years.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Orange jimmy Calderwood

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By *riggsboy123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

He did cathy jamieson a few years ago-obvious link to the spl season there then-it was utterly cringeworthy i could have put a blond wig on and done a genuinely better impersonation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been the same since it stopped being a team effort and effectively became the watson show

i hear that hes moving even further towards politics and celebrity culture this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do like his Neil Lennon but the gangnam style was too much!! Dennis law agreed!! Past it

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By *riggsboy123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bring back scotch and wry.

"How come you missed the second half son"

"I was at mass".

Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring back scotch and wry.

"How come you missed the second half son"

"I was at mass".

Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip "

"Super sex?"

"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"

Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring back scotch and wry.

"How come you missed the second half son"

"I was at mass".

Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip

"Super sex?"

"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"

Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!

"

was at a comedy gig last sunday and there was a francie and josie tribute, superb stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring back scotch and wry.

"How come you missed the second half son"

"I was at mass".

Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip

"Super sex?"

"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"

Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!

was at a comedy gig last sunday and there was a francie and josie tribute, superb stuff "

Acht they were ok....bino and ninja are better!! And cheaper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring back scotch and wry.

"How come you missed the second half son"

"I was at mass".

Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip

"Super sex?"

"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"

Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!

was at a comedy gig last sunday and there was a francie and josie tribute, superb stuff

Acht they were ok....bino and ninja are better!! And cheaper! "

here you !! Ahm no cheap i'll have you know ive recently traded up from primark to matalan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

here you !! Ahm no cheap i'll have you know ive recently traded up from primark to matalan "

Turquoise trolleys....3 furra pound!!!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Bring back scotch and wry.

"How come you missed the second half son"

"I was at mass".

Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip "

With all the repeats that have been on, why not?

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley


"Not long now till the annual pish that is only an excuse. Is it just me or was this past its sellby date 15 years ago at france 98? Ill start the ball rolling.

- Barry ferguson being a ned

- Chick young pretending hes not a rangers fan.

- A cutting edge dennis law impression

- And of course frank mcavennie doing wheres the burdz. The latter 2 not having any bearing on scottish football for at least 20 years."

Alex Ferguson, Kenny Dalglish, a parody of a Rangers/Celtic Fanny, and don't forget Jim White!! That should take up about 75% of the show!

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona


"Not long now till the annual pish that is only an excuse. Is it just me or was this past its sellby date 15 years ago at france 98? Ill start the ball rolling.

- Barry ferguson being a ned

- Chick young pretending hes not a rangers fan.

- A cutting edge dennis law impression

- And of course frank mcavennie doing wheres the burdz. The latter 2 not having any bearing on scottish football for at least 20 years.

Alex Ferguson, Kenny Dalglish, a parody of a Rangers/Celtic Fanny, and don't forget Jim White!! That should take up about 75% of the show! "

Dont forget the cameo by a bbc reporter

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By *MD47Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I hate the programme. Would rather watch re-runs of Cross Roads. The sketches are not funny at all and to think our licence fee money is paying for this trash is unreal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am contemplating ignoring it for the first time. Similarly I have listened to "off the ball" on radio for over fifteen yrs, been on the show had numerous txts and emails read out but have heard Tam Cowans "Paul Daniels saved my life" story at least twelve times.....

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By *riggsboy123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Its not just the fact theyre repetative and predictable his impressions are shite aswell. Anyone seen that guy paul reid hes an events manager for dufc but does after dinner speaking and part time radio etc hes brilliant does everything from jose to mick macarthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched it at my dads today. Some of it was ok some of it was dross as usual.

Cant stand his Neil Lennon tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel. "

Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then....

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.

Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then...."

I'm told it was shite. Hardly surprising considering it was Ms McManus.

What's worrying though is that someone (at STV?) thought she's the cream of Scottish musical talent.

Reports of the BBC contribution are no better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.

Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then...."
We thought she was related to Johnny Rotten,she was red rotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.

Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then....

I'm told it was shite. Hardly surprising considering it was Ms McManus.No Onny someone at STV got her because she was the cheapest.

What's worrying though is that someone (at STV?) thought she's the cream of Scottish musical talent.

Reports of the BBC contribution are no better."

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I switched the tele off at 10, was feckin brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.

Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then....We thought she was related to Johnny Rotten,she was red rotten.

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Give me Mr John Lyddon any day of the week. Todays trivia. Johny Rotten was originally due to fly on PanAm Lockerbie flight but plans were changed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.

Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then....We thought she was related to Johnny Rotten,she was red rotten.

Give me Mr John Lyddon any day of the week. Todays trivia. Johny Rotten was originally due to fly on PanAm Lockerbie flight but plans were changed...... "

The four tops, kim catrall and mats wilander were all booked on the flight as well.

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