FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking machines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone else tried them? We bought one a couple of weeks. An F machine pro ago with three dildos, we love it... It really is an unbelievable bit of kitbut the the jury is still out on whether it was worth forking out a lot of money for.

Your thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one from Santa.... it definitely takes a bit of practice setting up, getting the angle, stroke right etc but after all the faff it can do 250 strokes per min..... whats not to love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, it'll definitely be loved and cherished for years to come lol. As you say, though, it's the faff of setting it up.

We recommend j-lube to use with it. It's twenty quid a bottle but you could make a shed load of lube, literally a shed load lol, from the one bottle powder.

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Mmmmm sounds wonderful and horny so need to try one of them whose can I borrow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm sounds wonderful and horny so need to try one of them whose can I borrow lol "

I would be too worried to lend mine in case you never gave it back... not sure I could survive without it now x x x

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Sorry, thought this post was about me! (Aye right!) lol!

But seriously why use a machine when you can control us guy's so easily??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

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By *MD47Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

You keep on wearing them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

You keep on wearing them out.

He's in recovery... he'll be fine! He's tougher than he looks!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"Mmmmm sounds wonderful and horny so need to try one of them whose can I borrow lol

I would be too worried to lend mine in case you never gave it back... not sure I could survive without it now x x x

Well will just have come round yours and have a go lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Thought this was going to be some woman complaining about her washing machine breaking down again!

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I really, really want to try one, sounds Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're just about to use ours again..... See you all on the other side

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By *ighlandballsMan
over a year ago

perth

Those machines look so orgasmic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They most definitely are, lol.

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Mudt so get to try one mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

You keep on wearing them out.

He's in recovery... he'll be fine! He's tougher than he looks!

Ah, if you only knew the truth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

You keep on wearing them out.

He's in recovery... he'll be fine! He's tougher than he looks!

Ah, if you only knew the truth...."

I know everything.....I'm a ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We certainly enjoy ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

You keep on wearing them out.

He's in recovery... he'll be fine! He's tougher than he looks!

Ah, if you only knew the truth....

I know everything.....I'm a ninja

lol and you're ok with it? Well well.

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

"I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

You keep on wearing them out.

He's in recovery... he'll be fine! He's tougher than he looks!

Ah, if you only knew the truth....

I know everything.....I'm a ninja

lol and you're ok with it? Well well."

Just like Arnie.... I'll be back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one of those.... I just can't get my hands on him at the moment!

You keep on wearing them out.

He's in recovery... he'll be fine! He's tougher than he looks!

Ah, if you only knew the truth....

I know everything.....I'm a ninja

lol and you're ok with it? Well well.

Just like Arnie.... I'll be back!!

Bit late though....best pop a tenner in the post instead Mr T....where you been?

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