FabSwingers.com forum: if you could take only 5 things with you to a desert island

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

picture this...........

you have been stranded on a desert island all alone aawwwww and are likely to be there for some time before getting rescued boo!! hoo!!

what would be the 5 things that you would want with you if that happened??????

dont forget theres no electric there girls so no hair straightners lol

peanut

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

coffee, condoms(just in case), black lace books, dildo.........oh and vin diesel !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.. bus full of ladies from fab.

2.. condoms.

3.. build yursel a house with all mod cons kit.

4.. satelitte phone wi free calls

5... marks and spencers food delivery number wi instructions delivery driver has to be uber hung and gay.. ( i am having him and he having none of the ladies lol....

its my island and my 5 wishes....

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

lol garry sure ye dinnae want to combine oor lists ?????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Velcro Rollers.

2. Perfume.

3. Wax Strips. for just incaseness

4. Bucket n Spade.

5. The Dug!

think thats about it!, though lookin at it now, how shallow am i (pmsl) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Polly filler for my face

2. duck tape to hold in the lumps and

bumps

3. electric toothbrush

4. i agree with msmac ... def waxstrips

ouch

5. endless supply of yum yums

lmao wot a nice image i have painted of myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm a big perky peanut :P

a nice comfy bed

lip balm (so lips don't dry up with aw the kissin)

deodorent

some bottled water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 5 look good to me joosi! swap you a wax strip for a yum yum but youll just have to make do with an old fashioned toothbush! apparently peanut being a bore and not allowing electric goods....OOOOOOOH just realized i didnt take a toothbrush EWWWWWWWWW am i allowed to swap something? BUGGER!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

(1) ALL THE HOT RELIABLE GUYS FROM FAB

(2)ALL THE HOT RELIABLE COUPLES FROM FAB

(3)DJ FOR OUR SOCIALS

(4)CONDOMS

(5)SUNSCREEN TO STOP MY BOOBS N ASS FROM GETTING SUNBURNT

PEANUT DARLING WIL U OBLIGE WITH THE SUNSCREEN ? LOL

LUV JACS

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(1) ALL THE HOT RELIABLE GUYS FROM FAB

(2)ALL THE HOT RELIABLE COUPLES FROM FAB

(3)DJ FOR OUR SOCIALS

(4)CONDOMS

(5)SUNSCREEN TO STOP MY BOOBS N ASS FROM GETTING SUNBURNT

PEANUT DARLING WIL U OBLIGE WITH THE SUNSCREEN ? LOL

LUV JACS

XXXX"

anytime jacs but we dont have to be on a desert island for that WINK!! WINK!! im waiting for you gorgeous

xx-peanut-thinking-naughty-thoughts-again-ooooooh-nooooooooo-lol-xx

xxpeanutxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby oil springs to mind right now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

peanut okies sensual massage instead then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby oil springs to mind right now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

peanut okies sensual massage instead then lol"

mmmmmmmm well you will see me in your inbox soon darlin,baby oil in 1 hand and n ice cold bottle of you fav wine in the other

ooooooohhhh but whats guna be in your hands i wonder????

xx-peanut-thinking-very-very-naughty-thoughts-about-jacs-xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby oil springs to mind right now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

peanut okies sensual massage instead then lol

mmmmmmmm well you will see me in your inbox soon darlin,baby oil in 1 hand and n ice cold bottle of you fav wine in the other

ooooooohhhh but whats guna be in your hands i wonder????

xx-peanut-thinking-very-very-naughty-thoughts-about-jacs-xx"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby oil springs to mind right now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

peanut okies sensual massage instead then lol

mmmmmmmm well you will see me in your inbox soon darlin,baby oil in 1 hand and n ice cold bottle of you fav wine in the other

ooooooohhhh but whats guna be in your hands i wonder????

xx-peanut-thinking-very-very-naughty-thoughts-about-jacs-xx"

u of course silly peanut ....wont be a peanut by the time i get by hands on u lol

xxx jacs having naughty thoughs about peanuts lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i would take erm?????????

1.Dita von teese shes rude as f**ck mmmm

2.a box of baby oil mmmmmmmm

3.a box full of various sex toys mmmmmm

4.a big crate of stella mmmmmmmmm

5.and a machette to build my house it might rain ya know lol

dont need condoms coz im guna re-populate the island with Dita mmmmmmm

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

megan Fox

Nigella Lawson (well i canny cook and she just needs to talk and suddenly im no hungry,lol)

Contract with Global logistics company to supply food.

Statelite tv to still see "Moto Gp"

Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 well-hung ebony guys with vibrating tongues!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 well-hung ebony guys with vibrating tongues!lol"

i am off on ma holidays with susnamilkmaid and her pals , sounds like a blast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok so i will have catagaries for mine...

1. TOILETIRES..( INCLUDES TOOTHBRUSH, HAIR BRUSH AS EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THEIRS UR NO BORROWING MINE, SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, RAZOR, BOBBLE, CONDOMS, SUNSCREEN, TOOTHPASTE, MASCARA WATER PROOF OF COURSE. AND A MIRROR

2. VIN DIESEL, AND SOME MORE HOT MEN AND WOMAN AND ALL MY HOT FAB FRIENDS..

3. BATTERY POWERED HI FI WITH CD'S

4. A HORSE ( WITH ALL THE STUFF FOR IT)

5. A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF ALCHOL, AND BEER WITH COOLER TO KEEP IT IN

IM ASUMING CLOTHES ARE PART OF THE DEAL ANYWAY AND FOOD ???? OR I WILL HAVE TO SWOP A HOT MAN FOR SOME OF VIEWS M&S FOOD... OR THE S&M...LOL

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By *dluv2Man
over a year ago

glasgow

No 1 a nice big comfy bed.

No 2 Fife lass going by the pic above lol wish we got stuck at the same time

No 3 My own bar full with drink

No 4 Food lots of food

No 5 a big yacht a must have in any stranded situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. SOLAR POWERED TV.

2. DAVID BECKHAM

3. CHOCOLATE

4. TENT(as dave is a tad thick might not know how to build anything?)

5. unlimited diet

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

erm well after being in the scottish forums for some time now im guna change my mind and give another 5 items mmmmmm oh i wish!!!!!!

1,a selection of 5 random scottish girls

2.nail polish to paint their toes

3.sweet sensual massage oil to pamper them

4.a big box of sex toys to play with them

5.a long supply of bailey's to slowly drizzle all over their hot smooth glistnin body's,then have amazing steamy rampant horny sex with each and every one of them mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxpeanutxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"erm well after being in the scottish forums for some time now im guna change my mind and give another 5 items mmmmmm oh i wish!!!!!!

1,a selection of 5 random scottish girls

2.nail polish to paint their toes

3.sweet sensual massage oil to pamper them

4.a big box of sex toys to play with them

5.a long supply of bailey's to slowly drizzle all over their hot smooth glistnin body's,then have amazing steamy rampant horny sex with each and every one of them mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxpeanutxx

ohhhhhhhhh peanut can i be first plz ? xxxxxxx

mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"erm well after being in the scottish forums for some time now im guna change my mind and give another 5 items mmmmmm oh i wish!!!!!!

1,a selection of 5 random scottish girls

2.nail polish to paint their toes

3.sweet sensual massage oil to pamper them

4.a big box of sex toys to play with them

5.a long supply of bailey's to slowly drizzle all over their hot smooth glistnin body's,then have amazing steamy rampant horny sex with each and every one of them mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxpeanutxx

ohhhhhhhhh peanut can i be first plz ? xxxxxxx

mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

yeah course you can and 2nd and 3rd and 4th and 5th lol mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 condoms

2 view (he never stops hehe)

3 laine (she the finest)

4 a few couples tae make a diff lol

5 last but no least ... peanuts lol

well a lass can dream lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) toothpaste cos imagine kissing a hunk but he's got morning mouth

2) a plastic surgeon, if I'm gonna be alone i want to play with bigger tits

3) daniel craig...Bond always ends up on a desert island doesnt he ?

4) a pencil.....doodling helps with mental instability

5) A rubber..can use it to rub out crap doodles or prevent STI's from fish !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 condoms

2 view (he never stops hehe)

3 laine (she the finest)

4 a few couples tae make a diff lol

5 last but no least ... peanuts lol

well a lass can dream lol xx"

aawwwww thats so sweet

well maybe i could kiss your sun kissed body all over just to say thankyou hehehe

xx-peanut-with-some-massage-oil-mmmmm-xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 condoms

2 view (he never stops hehe)

3 laine (she the finest)

4 a few couples tae make a diff lol

5 last but no least ... peanuts lol

well a lass can dream lol xx"

just read this and nearly took ma own eye out when my stonker went boingggggggggg......

on ma way xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we would come sioux but dinny like the sun......could u delete something and bring a parasol instead lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wellll

1 Jazz obviously

2 deffo sun tan lotion cause I burn

3 plenty liquids for drinking

4 Condoms a must obviously

5 all ma pals to play with lol

Kazz xxx

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