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Santa's FAB Reindeer....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all know Santa's reindeer are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner Blitzen and Rudolph. But.....if Santa was a fabber what would they be called? I'll start with....

Shagger......

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Wanker ( time wasting reindeer )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fister! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know Santa's reindeer are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner Blitzen and Rudolph. But.....if Santa was a fabber what would they be called? I'll start with....

Shagger......"

Lol

Wanker

Spanker

Blocker

Dogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanker ( time wasting reindeer ) "

Lol is that the reindeer that never shows up?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Shagthedeerabove

Cannaegetaride

Ismyprofileok

Lookatme

Moaningface

Ratemycock

Pishjokes

And last but not least...

Doh a deer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shagthedeerabove

Cannaegetaride

Ismyprofileok

Lookatme

Moaningface

Ratemycock

Pishjokes

And last but not least...

Doh a deer "

Wee brain in overdrive tonight pp! Well done you.....

Can I add....

Rimmer......

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.....COME R

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Rudolph must be TS because only female reindeer have antlers at christmas...

Spunker

Gusher

Squirter

Cuckold

Spitroast

Snowball

Humper, and

Pouncer

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

and DONE HER.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Rimmer...... "

I'd rimmer alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rudolph must be TS because only female reindeer have antlers at christmas...

Spunker

Gusher

Squirter

Cuckold

Spitroast

Snowball

Humper, and

Pouncer

"

Well....you should know Santa Baby!!!! Would love to hear you calling for that little crew!!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"and DONE HER."

Don't forget 69her

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dont forget Timewaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont forget Timewaster "

Hope he shows up on the 24th!!!!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Dont forget Timewaster

Hope he shows up on the 24th!!!!! "

I recon his deer will be shot and a family emergency looms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget Timewaster

Hope he shows up on the 24th!!!!!

I recon his deer will be shot and a family emergency looms "

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think Timewaster will come up with a far better excuse for his no show!!!!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Dont forget Timewaster

Hope he shows up on the 24th!!!!!

I recon his deer will be shot and a family emergency looms

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency "

You honour, guilty as charged

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

RUDEBOY ..PEBBLEDASHER..EROTICDANCER AND DIRTY VIXEN..STUPIDCUPID DONNERKEBAB AND dont forget BLITZTHEM!!?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many guys who post frequently on here are up for the part of wanker

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife


"

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency "

Acquited, no case to answer!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency

Acquited, no case to answer!! "

Nae wonder im called teflon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cummer

licker

rammer

pounder

spanker

squirter

throbber

titson

dogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency

Acquited, no case to answer!!

Nae wonder im called teflon "

too late in the age old fashion of tv game shows we need to accept your first answer

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency

Acquited, no case to answer!!

Nae wonder im called teflon

too late in the age old fashion of tv game shows we need to accept your first answer "

My balls were being squeezed under duress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency

Acquited, no case to answer!!

Nae wonder im called teflon

too late in the age old fashion of tv game shows we need to accept your first answer

My balls were being squeezed under duress "

duress !! Never heard of her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bollox (the reindeer!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DINNER

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency

Acquited, no case to answer!!

Nae wonder im called teflon

too late in the age old fashion of tv game shows we need to accept your first answer

My balls were being squeezed under duress

duress !! Never heard of her "

He meant under 'his dress' - bloody autocorrect eh pimp?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DINNER "

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

No mention of the little brown nosed reindeer.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of the little brown nosed reindeer..... "

Shitter????

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By *omma49Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

his nose wasn't brown, lol-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ butt muncher ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bawsack.....

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

sniveller ...............always at the back licking asses

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

nee naw nee naw, comedy police here to arrest _illow pimp !!

Jokes regarding deer and family emergencies are fine but poking fun at guns crosses the boundary of taste and decency

Acquited, no case to answer!!

Nae wonder im called teflon

too late in the age old fashion of tv game shows we need to accept your first answer

My balls were being squeezed under duress

duress !! Never heard of her

He meant under 'his dress' - bloody autocorrect eh pimp? "

nearly missed this one ya carpet munching cunt

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