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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Best and worst "gift" from your employer this xmas ?

Obviously no need to name employer just what gift if any you got...

My "gift" came to the total value of £3 lunch

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Tin of roses...

Ate most of them already

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Tin of roses...

Ate most of them already "

I fell out with a tin of quality street trying to wrap the fucker, its got more dents in tin than my trusty wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely hee haw for me! Buggers

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Absolutely hee haw for me! Buggers "

Send them a card thanking them for the pressie

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

My gift was being told that I am working Xmas day and boxing day

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"My gift was being told that I am working Xmas day and boxing day "

You polish ?

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Employers give you gifts ??????? I knew I was in the wrong job lol xx

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode


"My gift was being told that I am working Xmas day and boxing day

You polish ? "

Close with the spelling there mate

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Employers give you gifts ??????? I knew I was in the wrong job lol xx"

Id have given you half my sandwich and crisps my stomach was soooo full...

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"My gift was being told that I am working Xmas day and boxing day

You polish ?

Close with the spelling there mate "

You want a big P their bob

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By *uroladiesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The local council sent me a thank you for your hard work email!

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"The local council sent me a thank you for your hard work email!"

Bless that was nice of them to cc you

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

last year we got a Spork ..... a plastic spoon one end fork other .... must say it left me speachless

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"last year we got a Spork ..... a plastic spoon one end fork other .... must say it left me speachless "

Fuck thats worse than a thank you email, your boss is winning so far

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Employers give you gifts ??????? I knew I was in the wrong job lol xx

Id have given you half my sandwich and crisps my stomach was soooo full... "

Aww...that's so nice of you ...you'd give me some xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"last year we got a Spork ..... a plastic spoon one end fork other .... must say it left me speachless

Fuck thats worse than a thank you email, your boss is winning so far "

och naw at least the spork is useful for stabbing your boss in eye for being a tight cnut

you canny even wipe your arse with an email

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Employers give you gifts ??????? I knew I was in the wrong job lol xx

Id have given you half my sandwich and crisps my stomach was soooo full...

Aww...that's so nice of you ...you'd give me some xxx"

I heard good reports you been a good girl this year

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Employers give you gifts ??????? I knew I was in the wrong job lol xx

Id have given you half my sandwich and crisps my stomach was soooo full...

Aww...that's so nice of you ...you'd give me some xxx

I heard good reports you been a good girl this year "

Who's been telling lies about me??? !!! Lol xxx

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Employers give you gifts ??????? I knew I was in the wrong job lol xx

Id have given you half my sandwich and crisps my stomach was soooo full...

Aww...that's so nice of you ...you'd give me some xxx

I heard good reports you been a good girl this year

Who's been telling lies about me??? !!! Lol xxx"

A gentleman never tells but she's a fifer and starts with a J

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom


"Employers give you gifts ??????? I knew I was in the wrong job lol xx

Id have given you half my sandwich and crisps my stomach was soooo full...

Aww...that's so nice of you ...you'd give me some xxx

I heard good reports you been a good girl this year

Who's been telling lies about me??? !!! Lol xxx

A gentleman never tells but she's a fifer and starts with a J "

Ah ha ...my lovely friend J ....she's been telling you I'm ...oh no that will spoil my reputation lol xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A bottle of vino which they bulk buy in so probably cost buttons lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Got a bottle of vino too - don't drink the stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Got a bottle of vino too - don't drink the stuff! "
What kind is it? mine was a bottle of Barolo lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Got a bottle of vino too - don't drink the stuff! What kind is it? mine was a bottle of Barolo lol"

Lupo Nero

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"bottle of Barolo lol"

I don't drink wine either unless its a nice Barolo, *stomps off stamping feet*

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Got a bottle of Lupo Nero "

chateau de shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one for nightrider £125 minus tax I never get any thing from the company I work for

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Got a bottle of Lupo Nero

chateau de shite "

That's what I thought but I don't care as I don't drink the stuff! Lmao

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I wonder if Ninja got a new joke book??

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Got a bottle of Lupo Nero

chateau de shite

That's what I thought but I don't care as I don't drink the stuff! Lmao "

Wrap it and send it to someone

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Got a bottle of Lupo Nero

chateau de shite

That's what I thought but I don't care as I don't drink the stuff! Lmao

Wrap it and send it to someone "

Oh, I'm sure I will find a home for it lol

I'm not Santa furry for nothing you know

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I wonder if Ninja got a new joke book?? "

It's titled baby it's cold on this fucking step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if Ninja got a new joke book??

It's titled baby it's cold on this fucking step "

That man's gonna get piles from sitting on that nawty step lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I wonder if Ninja got a new joke book??

It's titled baby it's cold on this fucking step

That man's gonna get piles from sitting on that nawty step lol "

Never understand why folk just can't behave

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"bottle of Barolo lol

I don't drink wine either unless its a nice Barolo, *stomps off stamping feet*

"

Awwww il share it with you since its Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if Ninja got a new joke book??

It's titled baby it's cold on this fucking step

That man's gonna get piles from sitting on that nawty step lol

Never understand why folk just can't behave "

OFFS!! Heard it all now

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"bottle of Barolo lol

I don't drink wine either unless its a nice Barolo, *stomps off stamping feet*

Awwww il share it with you since its Christmas "

You suck cock like you taste wine ?

no spitting

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"bottle of Barolo lol

I don't drink wine either unless its a nice Barolo, *stomps off stamping feet*

Awwww il share it with you since its Christmas

You suck cock like you taste wine ?

no spitting "

Lmao cheeky

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"bottle of Barolo lol

I don't drink wine either unless its a nice Barolo, *stomps off stamping feet*

Awwww il share it with you since its Christmas

You suck cock like you taste wine ?

no spitting Lmao cheeky "

Swish it around now gargle,there a good lass

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"bottle of Barolo lol

I don't drink wine either unless its a nice Barolo, *stomps off stamping feet*

Awwww il share it with you since its Christmas

You suck cock like you taste wine ?

no spitting Lmao cheeky

Swish it around now gargle,there a good lass "

Sorry cant do it Gargaling always makes me boakkkkk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of goodies from Lush and a bottle of Smirnoff was best.

Worst... Nothing. Hence I always organise a secret Santa for all my staff in my branch and they all get a selection box. It's a daft thing but it's better than nowt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my redundancy notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got my redundancy notice "

not good at all x

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By *evilishCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A tenner which I forgot to put in my own card. I hate doing the wages :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got my redundancy notice

not good at all x"

It certainly isn't. Only been with the company for over a year so no redundancy package.

Xmas is cancelled for me this year

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By *r-tidymrs-fitCouple
over a year ago

earth

Wee envelope containing a few hundred quid...result. zero last yr, tight times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A box of goodies from Lush and a bottle of Smirnoff was best.

Worst... Nothing. Hence I always organise a secret Santa for all my staff in my branch and they all get a selection box. It's a daft thing but it's better than nowt."

i used to do a similar thing at easter, big bag of small hollow eggs with a bunch of creme eggs mint eggs etc mixed in, like a lucky dip

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