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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

My wife said she wants a divorce

because

I spend stupid amounts of time

trying to think of my wife jokes...

...I said I'm getting bored of my wife jokes too when you're gone I can start on some ex wife stuff!

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I don't know what's more

difficult at Christmas every year,

buying my girlfriends present or hiding it.

From my wife.

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

My wife and I were out with

another couple and I was telling

them about our new bedroom

drapes:

I said, "They're magnificent,

presented in traditional 16th

century English style. I close

them when I make love to my

wife and nobody could ever see

in."

My friend's wife said, "You have

Tudor curtains?"

"That's right," I said. "And

sometimes I bite her clitoris too."

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