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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Il do the first line of the story you and yours .

Twas the night before Christmas ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il do the first line of the story you and yours .

Twas the night before Christmas ...."

And it was wild and windy outside

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Il do the first line of the story you and yours .

Twas the night before Christmas ....

And it was wild and windy outside

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I huddled under my duvet to try hide my fright ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il do the first line of the story you and yours .

Twas the night before Christmas ....

And it was wild and windy outside

I huddled under my duvet to try hide my fright ..."

But i felt someone tucking at the covers trying to have a nibble or a bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my dog wanting a fight

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..

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RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..

RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away

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The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..

RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away

The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before...."
Strapping me to the bed face down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And fucked you till you coulf take no more

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"And fucked you till you coulf take no more

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stop stop he screamed i havent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..

RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away

The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before...."
Strapping me to the bed face down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..

RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away

The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before....Strapping me to the bed face down

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oooooops lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And fucked you till you coulf take no more

stop stop he screamed i havent..."
put my dinner on

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

And its potatoes today that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And its potatoes today that means"

i can turn the wee ones into home made anal beads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And its potatoes today that means

i can turn the wee ones into home made anal beads"
Put one in see how deep it can go then .......

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

slowly

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

he approached me, potato in hand...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

One potatoes two potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louis walsh burst through the door screeching ......

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"One potatoes two potatoes"
three potatoes more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/12/13 17:13:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more..."

With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...

With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.

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Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...

With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.

Rosemary was a very ugly girl but...."

but she had a cracking pair of cabbages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...

With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.

Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....

but she had a cracking pair of cabbages..."
which were smooth to the touch .....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...

With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.

Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....

but she had a cracking pair of cabbages...which were smooth to the touch ....."
But smelt rotten eggs ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...

With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.

Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....

but she had a cracking pair of cabbages...which were smooth to the touch .....But smelt rotten eggs ..."
But tastes so sweet you be licking your lips....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...

With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.

Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....

but she had a cracking pair of cabbages...which were smooth to the touch .....But smelt rotten eggs ...But tastes so sweet you be licking your lips...."
Licking my lips at ....

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

[Removed by poster at 19/12/13 18:49:51]

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

at the thought of what I was putting in my mouth

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"at the thought of what I was putting in my mouth"
my mind race in antisipation as to what it could be when suddenly ....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

A knock at the door it was

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

[Removed by poster at 19/12/13 18:57:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A knock at the door it was"

Father Christmas with a sackful...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A knock at the door it was

Father Christmas with a sackful..."
full of stockings he wanted me to fill ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said...."
wont you ride my wife tonight ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...

As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay.

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over a year ago

"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...

As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay."

However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...

As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay.

However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to..."
ride his own mrs all over the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

But chose a few elfs instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...

As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay.

However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to...ride his own mrs all over the bed "

JBobs bum was as red as Rudolph's nose, as Santa was left in the lurch by Rudolph, he asked JBob to guide his sleigh as it was brighter than Rudolph's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...

As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay.

However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to...ride his own mrs all over the bed

JBobs bum was as red as Rudolph's nose, as Santa was left in the lurch by Rudolph, he asked JBob to guide his sleigh as it was brighter than Rudolph's.

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And JBod got lost ended you in the blue oyster club and his bum is up for rent now ......

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

They then all decided to go to the local pub called "the cock inn".but on the way were attacked viciously by a gang of youths.for no apparent reason?.,all Santa asked them was how far is the cock inn lads.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They then all decided to go to the local pub called "the cock inn".but on the way were attacked viciously by a gang of youths.for no apparent reason?.,all Santa asked them was how far is the cock inn lads.??"
They were taken to the local hospital. Were Santa got a boot removed from his ass. ...........

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

"They then all decided to go to the local pub called "the cock inn".but on the way were attacked viciously by a gang of youths.for no apparent reason?.,all Santa asked them was how far is the cock inn lads.??They were taken to the local hospital. Were Santa got a boot removed from his ass. ..........."

People don't realise that SANTA uses his arse as a holding area when his sack is full

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

so when the boot was removed .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so when the boot was removed ."
Santa was on his merry way to empty his sacks. .....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"so when the boot was removed .Santa was on his merry way to empty his sacks. ....."
All over my stockings hes such a nawty santa and should be .....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

delivering presents not emptying his balls so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"delivering presents not emptying his balls so"
So he found the Indian out of village people and shag him ......

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

!!! god did he shag him that was an under statement.he ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"!!! god did he shag him that was an under statement.he ..."
fook his brain's out that night ......

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

the next day Santa spent his time singing his favourite song by his favourite singer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the next day Santa spent his time singing his favourite song by his favourite singer...."
Which was Frankie goes to Hollywood relax .......

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