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"How aboot ma granny ??? Shes 82 is that auld enough ?? I should warn ye that she has a glass eye (the left one) as a result of a misbegotten attempt to save her neighbours saimese cat from being run over by a tram (long time ago,not one of the new ones in auld reekie) she also has a wooden leg (again the left one) and yes this happened in the same accident. she also has a bit of a stoop, this has nothing to do with the accident above, its the result of years spent using a badly sized zimmer. She is also incontinent and has devoloped a mild case of tourettes. if this floats your boat then let me know, i'll send you the address of her care home. ![]() ![]() ![]() PM me her number any meet better then nothing lol lol ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How aboot ma granny ??? Shes 82 is that auld enough ?? I should warn ye that she has a glass eye (the left one) as a result of a misbegotten attempt to save her neighbours saimese cat from being run over by a tram (long time ago,not one of the new ones in auld reekie) she also has a wooden leg (again the left one) and yes this happened in the same accident. she also has a bit of a stoop, this has nothing to do with the accident above, its the result of years spent using a badly sized zimmer. She is also incontinent and has devoloped a mild case of tourettes. if this floats your boat then let me know, i'll send you the address of her care home. ![]() ![]() ![]() I've told you beanzo....I'll get my own meets!!!! Love, granny xx. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How aboot ma granny ??? Shes 82 is that auld enough ?? I should warn ye that she has a glass eye (the left one) as a result of a misbegotten attempt to save her neighbours saimese cat from being run over by a tram (long time ago,not one of the new ones in auld reekie) she also has a wooden leg (again the left one) and yes this happened in the same accident. she also has a bit of a stoop, this has nothing to do with the accident above, its the result of years spent using a badly sized zimmer. She is also incontinent and has devoloped a mild case of tourettes. if this floats your boat then let me know, i'll send you the address of her care home. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() shes not allowed a phone, her mental faculties are wee bit sketchy and she was gettin her tena & her mobile the wrong way round ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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