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The Lost Art of Seduction

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By *awk3y3 OP   Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Is it a lost art ? Was talking to a pal the other day about the lost art of seduction, we were sat in a bar as we watched two young lads (maybe that was our first clue its wasn't going to end well) slide from one side of the 40ft bar hitting and trying their luck with every girl that was stood there, with lines such as 'what ya looking for hen' and 'where's her spare knickers kept' its was almost comical to watch as towards the end of the bar they were told to 'fuck off' and 'don't even open yer gob ya wee gobshite'

My point is has the art of seduction and buying a lady a drink a dying art. . . Restore my faith. . . It must happen out there sometimes. . .

And as a by point can you tell much about a girl by what she drinks ? Some thought *not mine I might add* below

 - A vodka & diet  – She’s on a diet and she’s not pissed enough yet to fuck it up, therefore deffo not pissed enough yet for a one nighter. Keep them coming and maybe add tequila to the round.

 - Sex on the beach – She’s unsophisticated and probably a slag and/or a wool and/or jailbait. Possibly even a gypsy.

 - A bottle of beer – Man head

 - A pint of beer – Not interested in you unless you have a fanny

 - Cosmopolitan – High maintenance, thinks she’s in sex and the city but has no originality and probably no personality either.

 - Bottle of grey goose – She messin her? Tell her to fuck off.

 - Champagne – Trying to see if you’re minted. Will probably want you to keep her in new shoes. If she orders prosecco instead then she likes the taste of dry sparkling wine and therefore has a sophisticated pallet but isn’t pretentious.

 - Blue WKD – Doesn’t know who her dad is, has a Jeremy Kyle appearance lined up to find out. She’s possibly 15 years old. Swerve.

 - Diet Coke – Has handbag vodka and isn’t into you for your dough or has driven to town and isn’t drinking and is therefore a bad fridge. Dicey that one.

 - Vodka & soda/Whiskey & lemonade – She’s sound and an individual.

 - Mojito – Sheep. Follows the crowd. Not aware of the pitfalls of a high sugar diet.

 - Basil Grande or equivalent unusual cocktail – Likes to try something a bit different, she’s what the Cosmo girls want to be but fail miserably.

In summary – Slags drink sex on the beach. Don’t be a tightarse.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha I like it,cheers for sharing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Feck off C, you have far too much time on your hands to be analysing this shite. Now nip to Tesco and drop me in some cigs please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greatest chat ever

"Alright doll, fancy it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooer what about a g&t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about vodka and diet irn bru?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine???

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By *awk3y3 OP   Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

What do other think about these kind of drinks ? The ones I posted were not mine but someone elses

My main point was that the art of seduction has been lost . . Anyone care to prove me wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a lot to be said for the norman wisdom loveable loser approach, he always got the girl in the end

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By *ector BrocklebankMan
over a year ago

a wee place south of Glasgow

I regularly tell women that I'm a rubbish shag.

They can't help themselves, they have to find out if it's true. Like to join the queue missus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly tell women that I'm a rubbish shag.

They can't help themselves, they have to find out if it's true. Like to join the queue missus? "

Ladies please!!! Decorum! Stop pushing to the front....

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