FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can only say at chrismas !!

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Things you can only say at Christmas :

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

You got any more ?

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Its time to unwrap your present

Slip it in and leave for another 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it left in till its gone soft

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

My nuts are well roasted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where did I leave that nut cracker

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Turkey again?. X X X

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

"Turkey again?. X X X"
... it was the last one in the shop...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Even a chippolatas bigger

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

It's a special way of stuffing the turkey????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa fancy a shag

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Il let you fill my stockings if you let my empty your sack

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Its too wee, have you got the receipt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want me to put that in for you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Ohh what a big sack uve got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that pie ,can I lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prrrrrrrp !!! That will be the brussles

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Well done miss d gotme smiling after getting up and doing housework since 6

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Well done miss d gotme smiling after getting up and doing housework since 6

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Glad to have put a smile on your face lol

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

It's a bit raw looking

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Those are big giblets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I love a chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it only cum's once a year

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

youd make a lovely fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better clean the flue for santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bah humbug

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll have more stuffing please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I put this big bird on the table leave it dripping

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

would you like me to serve the nuts....oh sorry, I mean..would you like me to serve your guests, the nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive heard a few of the above not just at xmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't peel it , rip the Damn thing open

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

thinking of the xmas tree and saying my your balls are are big and sparkly

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"thinking of the xmas tree and saying my your balls are are big and sparkly

and to see them swing back and forth..

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