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2010 Tax Code

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The only thing that the =government has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact =that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,

10% of the time it is hard up,

20% of the time it is pissed =off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.

On top of that, it has two =dependants and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER: effective January 1st, =2010, the penis will now be taxed =according to size:

The brackets are as =follows:

5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax 20.00

10 - 20 cm. Privilege =Tax 100.00

20 - 25 cm Pole Tax 200.00

25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax 300.00

Males exceeding 30 cm must file =capital gains.

Those under 5 cm are eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION...

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

pmsl i wonder how many would lie on their tax returns with this one ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/03/10 00:35:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you delcare nothing? Being under investigation from the taxman may become an uncomfortable prospect

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