FabSwingers.com forum: twas the night before christmas......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And all through the forums not a Ninja was stirring not even a mouse.

The black lacy stockings were hung by the chimney in hope that st nick was feeling kinky

All forum members were tucked up in bed

With visions of threessomes and meets in there heads

With fumma in here nurse uniform and magnet stuck in his bed

We all settled down for a kip instead

When out in the forums came such a clatter kountess arose to see what was the matter

Away to the Scotland rooms she flew like a flash

Saw Fab fems top ripped open and tv's lovely sash

Boabys boobs were full of a glow whilst

Pillow pump gave lustre below

When what to my wondering eye did appear

But nawty miss dynomite and eight tiny bullet vibes

With dlt as the driver so fast and so quick

I knew in a moment it would be slick

More rapid than vibrators and of course they came

He whistled and shouted and called them by name

Now Charlie,now Wendy, now Shelley,and ladyice

On bumbleb,on Heather on Jinty and smoothbuxomwench

To the top of your orgasam to the top you call

"Now come again come again come again all"

But the forums inbox was full of toys too

And I heard a noise upon the roof

Down the chimney came kola cubes

With a buzzing and whirring I heard from aback a great massive toy bag he threw over his back

He had a broad face and a very toned tummy,That flexed when he laughed oh my what a sight, it wasn't chubby or plump

And certainly not elf his trouser length was as big as the fireplace shelf

My eyes opened wider as with glee did I see a wink from his eye and a twist from his head

Soon gave us to know there was nothing to dread

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work of getting into bed

With a laying of his finger up under a cover soon did he find it wasn't a rubber

But all the members of fab back asleep in their beds all nestled and warm with boobs by their heads

He sprang to his Santa fab sleigh

To his bullets he gave a whistle

And away they buzzed with all their might

And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight

"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hahahaha very good Charlie by I cannot believe you left out my beloved future intended Andy xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahahaha very good Charlie by I cannot believe you left out my beloved future intended Andy xxx

he's going to kill me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is a really great post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's cause Furry is keeping me warm as Mr dlt is driving

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hahahaha very good Charlie by I cannot believe you left out my beloved future intended Andy xxx

he's going to kill me.

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Awww ul need to give him his very own poem to make up for it lol xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Haha, love it Charlie xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie is ma darlin'!!! Love it...you mad gorgeous girl!!!! xxx.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Hahahaha very good Charlie by I cannot believe you left out my beloved future intended Andy xxx

And me

Was bloody good tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only time you're going to be below me PP..

Love it

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Only time you're going to be below me PP..

Love it

Thats because you like me on top

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superb Charlie .. well done huni xxxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Pure genius Charlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well done Charlie you out done yourself with this one keep them coming

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

That's brilliant Charlie.... Very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic Charlie you lovely lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bumping this cause its great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bumping this cause its great.

Aww thanks jinty you lovely lady. Mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just caught up with this lol, well done Charlie chick!

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By *omma49Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

twas the night before christmas all you could hear around the house, was the click of countess of kinks, high boots as she tiptoed across the tiled kitchen floor, prior to some nookie over the kitchen table

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