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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

See when you're a guy, right? & you get horny, yeah? & you come on fab cos you're a horny man, yeah? & you need some lady action, right? Well see when you do that & you decide to offer one of the women money to have sex with you, yeah? Well see when that happens, just don't do it. K? K. That's that sorted.

*dusts hands & wanders off to sort the next silly problem*

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

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By *eebonberrieCouple
over a year ago

bothwell

I think some of the ladies like cakes as well !! I would offer cakes/pastries/sweets

I wish I was a master baker ...... I hope I spelt that right !!!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that. "

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!"

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Only if it's diet irn-bru. Told you they are weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru "

Is that a firm offer?????

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer????? "

Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer?????

Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru."

jeez....ive never been any good at playing hard tae get!!!!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Wish some horny women would message me and offer me money lol well wotcha waiting for ladies? Get the bids in! hehe

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru."

And make sure you take the bottle back for the deposit. If she's that dear a date, it keeps the cost down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer????? "

for you jinty, of course it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru.

And make sure you take the bottle back for the deposit. If she's that dear a date, it keeps the cost down."

great advice, im poor student after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish some horny women would message me and offer me money lol well wotcha waiting for ladies? Get the bids in! hehe"

will you accept monopoly currency???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer?????

for you jinty, of course it is "

with brown sauce????

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru.

And make sure you take the bottle back for the deposit. If she's that dear a date, it keeps the cost down.

great advice, im poor student after all "

Good advice for us all, in these days of austerity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer?????

for you jinty, of course it is

with brown sauce???? "

I thought you were saucy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer?????

for you jinty, of course it is

with brown sauce????

I thought you were saucy enough"

so do i take it from that comment you intend to withold the sauce???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer?????

for you jinty, of course it is

with brown sauce????

I thought you were saucy enough

so do i take it from that comment you intend to withold the sauce??? "

You can have as much sauce as you can handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.

I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!

What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru

Is that a firm offer?????

for you jinty, of course it is

with brown sauce????

I thought you were saucy enough

so do i take it from that comment you intend to withold the sauce???

You can have as much sauce as you can handle "

ok....you've pulled....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a place an order to the chippy run or am i too late ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a place an order to the chippy run or am i too late .. "

ye might need to share the sausage with jinty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a place an order to the chippy run or am i too late ..

ye might need to share the sausage with jinty "

wayhay mister....your lucky night then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a place an order to the chippy run or am i too late ..

ye might need to share the sausage with jinty

wayhay mister....your lucky night then!!!

"

oh ya dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a place an order to the chippy run or am i too late ..

ye might need to share the sausage with jinty "

You mean you don't get two !! Oh ffs .. I Suppose so then

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Can a place an order to the chippy run or am i too late ..

ye might need to share the sausage with jinty

You mean you don't get two !! Oh ffs .. I Suppose so then "

I suppose I could give you my sausage Shelley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a battered marsbar?

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No one wants to think about battered mars bars at 7 in the morning!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No one wants to think about battered mars bars at 7 in the morning!"

Poached eggs on toast are a different matter

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Sausage bacon black pudding tattie scones fried bread and mushrooms Mmmmm ah well roll and cheese for now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All day brekkie where i am....just howfed it down!!! Yummy!!

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By *ector BrocklebankMan
over a year ago

a wee place south of Glasgow


" You can have as much sauce as you can handle

ok....you've pulled.... "

Playing hard to get as usual, I see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You can have as much sauce as you can handle

ok....you've pulled....

Playing hard to get as usual, I see! "

sorry....do i know you?????

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By *ector BrocklebankMan
over a year ago

a wee place south of Glasgow


" You can have as much sauce as you can handle

ok....you've pulled....

Playing hard to get as usual, I see!

sorry....do i know you????? "

"Know"? Is that as in...........??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"Know"? Is that as in...........?? "

as in...whit???.....

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By *ector BrocklebankMan
over a year ago

a wee place south of Glasgow


"

"Know"? Is that as in...........??

as in...whit???..... "

Well..........you know.............!!

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