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"Hmm maybe a dictionary seeing as you've mis-spelt a word there ninja. "do forgive me as I've got sex on the brain lol xxx | |||
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"Hmm maybe a dictionary seeing as you've mis-spelt a word there ninja. do forgive me as I've got sex on the brain lol xxx"Life for not saying what you'd get me  Oops wrong thread
New pink ninja eyemask in case you feel soft and feminine sometime | |||
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"Hmm maybe a dictionary seeing as you've mis-spelt a word there ninja. do forgive me as I've got sex on the brain lol xxx
Life for not saying what you'd get me Oops wrong thread
New pink ninja eyemask in case you feel soft and feminine sometime "lol aww thanks,just what I always wanted,for you a can of spam coz kjds will go crazy for the taste of spam or is that something else? Lol | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer." can she knit a big willy to go with it | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it "She knitted it for me already! | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it "lip gloss to keep those lips in tip top condition | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it lip gloss to keep those lips in tip top condition "a kiss to test lip gloss | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it lip gloss to keep those lips in tip top condition
a kiss to test lip gloss "oh if you insist | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it lip gloss to keep those lips in tip top condition
a kiss to test lip gloss oh if you insist "pucker up and brace yersel | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it lip gloss to keep those lips in tip top condition
a kiss to test lip gloss oh if you insist
pucker up and brace yersel "right im ready get your laughing gear ready | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it lip gloss to keep those lips in tip top condition
a kiss to test lip gloss oh if you insist
pucker up and brace yersel right im ready get your laughing gear ready" | |||
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"Mrs E has some spare wool, so if you send your measurements, I'll get her to knit you a willy warmer. can she knit a big willy to go with it lip gloss to keep those lips in tip top condition
a kiss to test lip gloss oh if you insist
pucker up and brace yersel right im ready get your laughing gear ready
"an invite to the mobile hotel de' dlt to try out the lip gloss in private | |||
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"Inflatable doll" No inflatable doll would stoop so low!  | |||
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"Inflatable doll No inflatable doll would stoop so low! "a boot..................right in the goolies | |||
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"Some scented candles for the mobile hotel de dlt....... "would set fire to me feckin curtains | |||
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"Vouchers for Krispy creme "a new bra as the one in your pics must be falling to bits what with all the guys on here perving at it | |||
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"Vouchers for Krispy creme a new bra as the one in your pics must be falling to bits what with all the guys on here perving at it"A camera to take some new pics for me | |||
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"A nice new hat scarf n gloves to keep her warm "an invite to my dungeon...erm I mean basement SPA with luxury bdsm facilitates to keep me...erm you entertained for years xxx | |||
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"nipple clamps" Silky knickers | |||
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"Masking tape "masking tape? Dontcha mean duct tape masking tape restraints are easier to get out of lol your getting a tin of spam for that one | |||
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"nipple clamps Silky knickers Something warm to drink "a new pair of non diesel jeans just to be awkward lol | |||
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"nipple clamps Silky knickers Something warm to drink a new pair of non diesel jeans just to be awkward lol"Knitted willy warmer | |||
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"I'd say a new joke book but he doesn't need one "you sure about that  | |||
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"I'd say a new joke book but he doesn't need one "His current one was old when Bruce Forsythe was a baby.  | |||
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"I'd say a new joke book but he doesn't need one
His current one was old when Bruce Forsythe was a baby. "is ninja brucie in disguise  | |||
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"I'd say a new joke book but he doesn't need one
His current one was old when Bruce Forsythe was a baby.
is ninja brucie in disguise "Well, Ninja's got a dick, Brucie is a dick! | |||
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"Nice to see you,to see you nice! What's behind door number 3? Me in a ninja suit with a big black ancient book of jokes to beat all non believers to death whilst I crack jokes and make you laugh to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah "There's never a nurse with a Depo injection when you need on...  | |||
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"Nice to see you,to see you nice! What's behind door number 3? Me in a ninja suit with a big black ancient book of jokes to beat all non believers to death whilst I crack jokes and make you laugh to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
There's never a nurse with a Depo injection when you need on... "just get a farmer with a shotgun | |||
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"As it's the first of December on Sunday, I thought I might get DLT an Eddie Stobart Advent Calendar "well on that theme i'll get you a shaven hunks calendar | |||
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"As it's the first of December on Sunday, I thought I might get DLT an Eddie Stobart Advent Calendar well on that theme i'll get you a shaven hunks calendar "I feel a new thread coming on lol | |||
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"As it's the first of December on Sunday, I thought I might get DLT an Eddie Stobart Advent Calendar well on that theme i'll get you a shaven hunks calendar
I feel a new thread coming on lol "Lucky thread, getting to come... | |||
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"As it's the first of December on Sunday, I thought I might get DLT an Eddie Stobart Advent Calendar well on that theme i'll get you a shaven hunks calendar
I feel a new thread coming on lol
Lucky thread, getting to come... "Gimp mask  | |||
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"A half bottle of co-op's own brand vodka "A romantic meal for 2. . . . . . . . With Joey Essex | |||
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"A half bottle of co-op's own brand vodka
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"a shotgun,for joey fucking essex | |||
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"A hot tub - we can all join in every weekend then "Booster seat | |||
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"A nice new meds cabinet. "A top that fits!!! | |||
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"A top!" A head | |||
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"A hibs season ticket for her cheek!! "Now that's just cruel | |||
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"A hibs season ticket for her cheek!!
Now that's just cruel "It would be cruel to even do that to a Hibs fan... | |||
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"A hibs season ticket for her cheek!!
Now that's just cruel
It would be cruel to even do that to a Hibs fan... "Payback for saying I need a booster seat | |||
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"New lippy" A little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrush | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrush" vibrator | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrushvibrator "Stilts..... | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrushvibrator
Stilts..... "a pot to go with the kettle | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrushvibrator
Stilts..... a pot to go with the kettle "Still feckin taller than you Munchkin  | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrushvibrator
Stilts..... a pot to go with the kettle
Still feckin taller than you Munchkin "Ok, I'll get you the stilts then | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrushvibrator
Stilts..... a pot to go with the kettle
Still feckin taller than you Munchkin
Ok, I'll get you the stilts then "I'm gonna get you a santa suit so that you can go to the santa dash on sunday the 8th | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrushvibrator
Stilts..... a pot to go with the kettle
Still feckin taller than you Munchkin
Ok, I'll get you the stilts then I'm gonna get you a santa suit so that you can go to the santa dash on sunday the 8th"I'm going to get you Santa trousers, so you don't get arrested at the Santa dash on Sunday. | |||
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"New lippyA little buzzy thing. Can't remember the name. Got toothbrushvibrator
Stilts..... a pot to go with the kettle
Still feckin taller than you Munchkin
Ok, I'll get you the stilts then I'm gonna get you a santa suit so that you can go to the santa dash on sunday the 8th
I'm going to get you Santa trousers, so you don't get arrested at the Santa dash on Sunday. "A new pair of sunglasses  | |||
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"Me!!!!
Better be wrapped up with a bow !!
"A green bow to wrap Fmuma in | |||
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"Me!!!!
Better be wrapped up with a bow !!
A green bow to wrap Fmuma in "and an extra big ball gag | |||
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"Hair clippers for chest" a banana for a cheeky monkey xxx | |||
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"A spirit level to help hang the mirror straight." The one for the ceiling aye? | |||
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"A spirit level to help hang the mirror straight. The one for the ceiling aye? "Fur me? Don't know if I'd want to watch as you snap my spine during coitus... | |||
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"A spirit level to help hang the mirror straight. The one for the ceiling aye?
Fur me? Don't know if I'd want to watch as you snap my spine during coitus... "lol | |||
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"A book entitled "How to get people all excited about a Monopoly evening...and then do hee haw aboot it!" author N. Ninja esq.. "hahhahahahahahahahahaha brilliant ...you know i was actually having a massive clean out at my old place and i found several variously themed monopoly boards so we could all take a room at my place and compete against each other xxx | |||
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"An invite to the book launch "aye the book will be getting launched like ninja stars at folk who aren't willing to pay the £29.99P | |||
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"an invitation to put that big cock in my tight pussy hmmm x" hmm a magic wand to unhide your profile lol x | |||
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"an invitation to put that big cock in my tight pussy hmmm xhmm a magic wand to unhide your profile lol x" A cock sock to keep the wee man warm lol | |||
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"an invitation to put that big cock in my tight pussy hmmm xhmm a magic wand to unhide your profile lol xA cock sock to keep the wee man warm lol "you gonna knit one for me granny? x | |||
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"an invitation to put that big cock in my tight pussy hmmm xhmm a magic wand to unhide your profile lol xA cock sock to keep the wee man warm lol you gonna knit one for me granny? x"A nice black evening bag to go with the black ninja mini...... | |||
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"an invitation to put that big cock in my tight pussy hmmm xhmm a magic wand to unhide your profile lol xA cock sock to keep the wee man warm lol you gonna knit one for me granny? x
A nice black evening bag to go with the black ninja mini...... "Well if your having a new bag jinty your going to need new shoes. So some black shoes to go with your bag. | |||
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"an invitation to put that big cock in my tight pussy hmmm xhmm a magic wand to unhide your profile lol xA cock sock to keep the wee man warm lol you gonna knit one for me granny? x
A nice black evening bag to go with the black ninja mini......
Well if your having a new bag jinty your going to need new shoes.
So some black shoes to go with your bag. " | |||
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"A brush for his furry bits "a paddle with spikey bits | |||
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"A box of Brazil nuts....aye caramba! "mojhito on the balcony as the mariachi bands play a salsa beat | |||
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"A rhumba caliente..... With a Cuba libre... "a one way bus ticket to my place for a party | |||
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"Box of tissues.... To mop up the tears when I whoop his sweet ass at monopoly....muahaha.... "a hallmark gift card saying " sorry for your loss" when i take all your money,properties and spank your ass lol x | |||
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"A book of 'guide to the zombie apocalypse for months or a bottle of fizzy jizz. "A pair of elbow length red leather gloves to match that outfit sexy chops ... | |||
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"plane tickets from scotland to southampton to meet " Flavoured lube for all the blow jobs I'm sure he gets. Spice it up a little xx | |||
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"plane tickets from scotland to southampton to meet Flavoured lube for all the blow jobs I'm sure he gets. Spice it up a little xx"Nice sexy undies | |||
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"Pink Lacey undies to go with those stockings... Hint bloody hint!!! Lovin the avatar smoothie x "Aww Ty jinty My gift to you is.. Pair of pink hold ups just like mine | |||
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"Oh now what could I get for you........" I don't know but hope it's good
Mine to you is a lovely glitzy camera to take more sexy pics | |||
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"Oh now what could I get for you........" New shoes to go with your fabulous outfit for Friday | |||
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"Oh now what could I get for you........" ops jusy been told its Mr shelly lol so for him t would be a pair of trainers so he can chase me chase me lol | |||
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"Oh now what could I get for you........ops jusy been told its Mr shelly lol so for him t would be a pair of trainers so he can chase me chase me lol "And for you hunni it would be mistletoe for when I catch you.... | |||
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"Oh now what could I get for you........ops jusy been told its Mr shelly lol so for him t would be a pair of trainers so he can chase me chase me lol
And for you hunni it would be mistletoe for when I catch you...."ohhhhh didn't think we'd need any ? | |||
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"Oh well for you ...A particular silver fox from the lovely kingdom of fire "For me.. Oh how lovely but hope it's a synthetic one as I wouldn't want the real thing | |||
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"Oh well for you ...A particular silver fox from the lovely kingdom of fire
For me.. Oh how lovely but hope it's a synthetic one as I wouldn't want the real thing "No hunni the one above. For you ermm some lovely perfume and sexy undies | |||
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"Oh well for you ...A particular silver fox from the lovely kingdom of fire
For me.. Oh how lovely but hope it's a synthetic one as I wouldn't want the real thing
No hunni the one above. For you ermm some lovely perfume and sexy undies "Aww Ty I like that better I can put them to good use | |||
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"Oh well for you ...A particular silver fox from the lovely kingdom of fire "Oh your a sweetie you know my taste so well the two legged kind I hope lol | |||
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"Oh well for you ...A particular silver fox from the lovely kingdom of fire Oh your a sweetie you know my taste so well the two legged kind I hope lol "Of course . | |||
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"Some mistletoe for you both so you can have a smooch. "some lovely Black sheer stockings with red lace top to match that basque xxx | |||
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"ho ho ho santa ninja has two heavy brown sacks with goodies that he would like to empty all over you xxx"If you help me fill my stockings first I might lt you | |||
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"ho ho ho santa ninja has two heavy brown sacks with goodies that he would like to empty all over you xxxIf you help me fill my stockings first I might lt you "Rose tint glasses. | |||
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"A furry santa hat "some mulled wine | |||
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"A book of 'guide to the zombie apocalypse for months or a bottle of fizzy jizz. "haha brilliant I'lll be up first thing shaking with excitement ready to open my present from you even though I know whats in them lol x | |||
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