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 i nominate bino for being missing in action for the whole day only to be elsewhere in the other forums so at a charge of treason to the scotland forum i suggest a minimal sentence of life in fab prison with no chance of parole | |||
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"if there was such a thing as a fab prison on here who would you nominate,how long would their sentance be and what would be their crime? i nominate bino for being missing in action for the whole day only to be elsewhere in the other forums so at a charge of treason to the scotland forum i suggest a minimal sentence of life in fab prison with no chance of parole "in my defence, i was missing due to a cinema visit which included copious amounts of 2 french girls in scissor sister type scenes  | |||
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should i let you off with a warning this time or make an example of you as a warning to other naughty fabbers?"if there was such a thing as a fab prison on here who would you nominate,how long would their sentance be and what would be their crime? i nominate bino for being missing in action for the whole day only to be elsewhere in the other forums so at a charge of treason to the scotland forum i suggest a minimal sentence of life in fab prison with no chance of parole
in my defence, i was missing due to a cinema visit which included copious amounts of 2 french girls in scissor sister type scenes " | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble..... "We're to feert to rat you out Wendy  | |||
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"what was the name of the film and where was my invite? should i let you off with a warning this time or make an example of you as a warning to other naughty fabbers?if there was such a thing as a fab prison on here who would you nominate,how long would their sentance be and what would be their crime? i nominate bino for being missing in action for the whole day only to be elsewhere in the other forums so at a charge of treason to the scotland forum i suggest a minimal sentence of life in fab prison with no chance of parole
blue is the warmest colour check it out on imdb and youtube
in my defence, i was missing due to a cinema visit which included copious amounts of 2 french girls in scissor sister type scenes " | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble..... "aye your the next on the s-hitlist for your cheek | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble.....
We're to feert to rat you out Wendy "no need to rat her out,i already have enough evidence to sentance her to life in the fab dungeon of horrors | |||
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is it wankable?;-)"what was the name of the film and where was my invite? should i let you off with a warning this time or make an example of you as a warning to other naughty fabbers?if there was such a thing as a fab prison on here who would you nominate,how long would their sentance be and what would be their crime? i nominate bino for being missing in action for the whole day only to be elsewhere in the other forums so at a charge of treason to the scotland forum i suggest a minimal sentence of life in fab prison with no chance of parole
blue is the warmest colour check it out on imdb and youtube
in my defence, i was missing due to a cinema visit which included copious amounts of 2 french girls in scissor sister type scenes " | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble.....
We're to feert to rat you out Wendy no need to rat her out,i already have enough evidence to sentance her to life in the fab dungeon of horrors"As long as she dosn't get the chair lol | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble.....
We're to feert to rat you out Wendy no need to rat her out,i already have enough evidence to sentance her to life in the fab dungeon of horrors"I thought she had her own?  | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble.....
We're to feert to rat you out Wendy no need to rat her out,i already have enough evidence to sentance her to life in the fab dungeon of horrors
As long as she dosn't get the chair lol "oh she'll get the full works | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble.....
We're to feert to rat you out Wendy no need to rat her out,i already have enough evidence to sentance her to life in the fab dungeon of horrors
I thought she had her own? "nothing like my chamber of pain that would put dante's inferno to shame | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble.....
We're to feert to rat you out Wendy no need to rat her out,i already have enough evidence to sentance her to life in the fab dungeon of horrors
I thought she had her own? "nothing like my chamber of pain that would put dante's inferno to shame | |||
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"Bollox, Ratshit is in trouble.....
We're to feert to rat you out Wendy "im not,i recomend at least 6 months for threatening me with a dangerous weapon | |||
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"i'll have to check it out is it wankable?;-)what was the name of the film and where was my invite? should i let you off with a warning this time or make an example of you as a warning to other naughty fabbers?if there was such a thing as a fab prison on here who would you nominate,how long would their sentance be and what would be their crime? i nominate bino for being missing in action for the whole day only to be elsewhere in the other forums so at a charge of treason to the scotland forum i suggest a minimal sentence of life in fab prison with no chance of parole
blue is the warmest colour check it out on imdb and youtube
in my defence, i was missing due to a cinema visit which included copious amounts of 2 french girls in scissor sister type scenes "im sure you will manage that with or without the film, unfortunately i was in a cinema that would take a dim view of such behaviour  | |||
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"Ninja Life Crime - bad jokes Don't drop the soap now lovey "its not me that needs to worry about dropping the soap especially when im volantarily putting myself in and your coming with me for being a shitebag lol hmm cue the shower "surprise" sex scene | |||
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"i'll have to check it out is it wankable?;-)what was the name of the film and where was my invite? should i let you off with a warning this time or make an example of you as a warning to other naughty fabbers?if there was such a thing as a fab prison on here who would you nominate,how long would their sentance be and what would be their crime? i nominate bino for being missing in action for the whole day only to be elsewhere in the other forums so at a charge of treason to the scotland forum i suggest a minimal sentence of life in fab prison with no chance of parole
blue is the warmest colour check it out on imdb and youtube
in my defence, i was missing due to a cinema visit which included copious amounts of 2 french girls in scissor sister type scenes
im sure you will manage that with or without the film, unfortunately i was in a cinema that would take a dim view of such behaviour " | |||
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"**are, fuck too many meds " | |||
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"**are, fuck too many meds " Are ye oot o' yer tree wee chicken?? Big jints hugs x lol that coulda been big hints jugs.... | |||
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"**are, fuck too many meds Are ye oot o' yer tree wee chicken?? Big jints hugs x lol that coulda been big hints jugs.... "No oot ma tree, still on the top branch.. tramadol is fuckin pish!!!! | |||
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"**are, fuck too many meds Are ye oot o' yer tree wee chicken?? Big jints hugs x lol that coulda been big hints jugs....
No oot ma tree, still on the top branch.. tramadol is fuckin pish!!!! "Solitary confident for a month !! For stealing my smile !  | |||
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"**are, fuck too many meds Are ye oot o' yer tree wee chicken?? Big jints hugs x lol that coulda been big hints jugs....
No oot ma tree, still on the top branch.. tramadol is fuckin pish!!!! "I'm not passing sentence on nurse ratshit
She'd beat me black and blue with big Bertha!!  | |||
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A month without any cake and that includes lemon drizzle cake too. | |||
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"**are, fuck too many meds Are ye oot o' yer tree wee chicken?? Big jints hugs x lol that coulda been big hints jugs....
No oot ma tree, still on the top branch.. tramadol is fuckin pish!!!!
I'm not passing sentence on nurse ratshit
She'd beat me black and blue with big Bertha!! "shitebag | |||
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"I nominate furry for not liking Christmas cake.
A month without any cake and that includes lemon drizzle cake too. "Do you really want me to sentence you???? | |||
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"I sentence Boabies to life in a women's prison, with no male guards. "thats just cruel | |||
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"I sentence Boabies to life in a women's prison, with no male guards. thats just cruel "But oh so funny as well | |||
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"I sentence Boabies to life in a women's prison, with no male guards. thats just cruel
But oh so funny as well "But what did she do ? | |||
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"I sentence Boabies to life in a women's prison, with no male guards. thats just cruel
But oh so funny as well
But what did she do ? "Maybe it's for her crimes against golf?? | |||
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"I sentence Boabies to life in a women's prison, with no male guards. thats just cruel
But oh so funny as well
But what did she do ?
Maybe it's for her crimes against golf?? "Par for the course, surely | |||
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"I sentence Boabies to life in a women's prison, with no male guards. thats just cruel
But oh so funny as well
But what did she do ?
Maybe it's for her crimes against golf??
Par for the course, surely "Trouble is she is always way over par - far too many strokes per hole | |||
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"I nominate furry for not liking Christmas cake.
A month without any cake and that includes lemon drizzle cake too.
Do you really want me to sentence you???? "Ha ha gone furrster do your worst. | |||
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"I sentence Boabies to life in a women's prison, with no male guards. thats just cruel
But oh so funny as well
But what did she do ? "She DIDN'T do me! | |||
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"I nominate furry for not liking Christmas cake.
A month without any cake and that includes lemon drizzle cake too.
Do you really want me to sentence you????
Ha ha gone furrster do your worst. "I'm waiting for Ian to pass sentence first | |||
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"I nominate furry for not liking Christmas cake.
A month without any cake and that includes lemon drizzle cake too.
Do you really want me to sentence you????
Ha ha gone furrster do your worst.
I'm waiting for Ian to pass sentence first " | |||
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"nominating Nakedninja for crimes against jokes and forum posts !!! 10 yrs " only 10 years? You insult me! They should would give me 2000 + years if ya'll really knew how naughty I am and I nominate you "fifelasssie" for your lack or a sense of humour and your inclination towards being judgementall you and your high horse are to be imprisoned immediately for a sentence of 1 whole day without access to fab or 12 inch Dildo's or sugar cubes in solitary confinementhahahahahahahahahahahahaha | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol "get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x"you do mean shanked hope that wasnt a typo | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x
you do mean shanked hope that wasnt a typo ""shanked" london/urban slang for stabbed with a "shank" (improvised sharp weapon) | |||
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"pretty sure its a prison term but could be wrong " yup...hence my usage of it here in this "fab prison" post lol | |||
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"pretty sure its a prison term but could be wrong yup...hence my usage of it here in this "fab prison" post lol "was in refrance to london/urban slang its used in prisons throughout the world infact many believe the word was first used in the usa as we normally use the word shiv  | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x"is it ham...or lamb?? awe naw its you...it'll be spam!! | |||
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"pretty sure its a prison term but could be wrong yup...hence my usage of it here in this "fab prison" post lol was in refrance to london/urban slang its used in prisons throughout the world infact many believe the word was first used in the usa as we normally use the word shiv "im familiar with "shiv" but shank is more commonly used amongst the younger generation in london these days,most likely popularised by american culture and slang as much as with everything else ...it's commonly used in london "grime" music and the london genre movie's that are being knocked out by the bucket load these days....there is even one by the same name "shank" that i wouldnt advise you to watch lol although there are several that im fond of that go some way to accurately depict the london lifestyle/culture amongst the young gang bangers | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x
is it ham...or lamb?? awe naw its you...it'll be spam!! "it's neither ham or lamb that's in spam...most likely horse lol x | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x
is it ham...or lamb?? awe naw its you...it'll be spam!! it's neither ham or lamb that's in spam...most likely horse lol x"aye the hoofs,lips and cock | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x
is it ham...or lamb?? awe naw its you...it'll be spam!! it's neither ham or lamb that's in spam...most likely horse lol x
aye the hoofs,lips and cock "awe man....im just away to have my tea!!! | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x
is it ham...or lamb?? awe naw its you...it'll be spam!! it's neither ham or lamb that's in spam...most likely horse lol x
aye the hoofs,lips and cock
awe man....im just away to have my tea!!! "hope it wasnt spam jinty | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x
is it ham...or lamb?? awe naw its you...it'll be spam!! it's neither ham or lamb that's in spam...most likely horse lol x
aye the hoofs,lips and cock "aye and 90% rectum tissue content hmmm tasty...NOT! lol | |||
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"Oh...where to start....lol get in the showers now and drop the soap or else your getting "shanked" with my weapon of choice x
is it ham...or lamb?? awe naw its you...it'll be spam!! it's neither ham or lamb that's in spam...most likely horse lol x
aye the hoofs,lips and cock
awe man....im just away to have my tea!!! "what's for tea then? fried spam and chips? hmmmm | |||
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"pretty sure its a prison term but could be wrong yup...hence my usage of it here in this "fab prison" post lol was in refrance to london/urban slang its used in prisons throughout the world infact many believe the word was first used in the usa as we normally use the word shiv im familiar with "shiv" but shank is more commonly used amongst the younger generation in london these days,most likely popularised by american culture and slang as much as with everything else ...it's commonly used in london "grime" music and the london genre movie's that are being knocked out by the bucket load these days....there is even one by the same name "shank" that i wouldnt advise you to watch lol although there are several that im fond of that go some way to accurately depict the london lifestyle/culture amongst the young gang bangers "lol gang bangers definatly a good old us of a term streets of harlem and yup they used shanks for mass street brawls. lived in london long enough to know all about the culture. truth be known more dangerous to walk about our own streets than it is to wander through burmondsey hell glasgow has highest street violence rates in europe edinburgh aint far behind and im quite sure the word shanked will be used around the world | |||
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"pretty sure its a prison term but could be wrong yup...hence my usage of it here in this "fab prison" post lol was in refrance to london/urban slang its used in prisons throughout the world infact many believe the word was first used in the usa as we normally use the word shiv im familiar with "shiv" but shank is more commonly used amongst the younger generation in london these days,most likely popularised by american culture and slang as much as with everything else ...it's commonly used in london "grime" music and the london genre movie's that are being knocked out by the bucket load these days....there is even one by the same name "shank" that i wouldnt advise you to watch lol although there are several that im fond of that go some way to accurately depict the london lifestyle/culture amongst the young gang bangers lol gang bangers definatly a good old us of a term streets of harlem and yup they used shanks for mass street brawls. lived in london long enough to know all about the culture. truth be known more dangerous to walk about our own streets than it is to wander through burmondsey hell glasgow has highest street violence rates in europe edinburgh aint far behind and im quite sure the word shanked will be used around the world "ive seen some crazy things in the streets of london,glasgow,edinburgh,perth,dundee and all over fife almost as much as ive seen much wanton violence and criminality in various states in the states and back home in the caribbean...but id much rather be here than elsewhere to be honest...choose lives not knives is what i say | |||
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