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"A fleshlight to get him to stop with all the posts! "lol dont hate congratulate i dont post all my posts,i leave it to one of my split personalities who also acts as my p.a just for that im gonna give you a can of spam so you can stuff your gub and stop your moaning woman lol xxx | |||
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" A new dress seeing as the one she's looked at are dangerous. "all my love because your a special lady who deserves to be adored lol xxx | |||
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"a voucher for a tin of spam "aye well its nae good now seeing as it was only valid on Tuesday past lol I'm gonna gift you the rest of the paper I got the voucher out of lol | |||
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"simpsons monopoly "poundland tiara to go with yer dress | |||
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"simpsons monopoly "lol aww I want it lol | |||
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"  a Santa hat. Ho ho ho. "a rather large bratwurst | |||
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" a Santa hat. Ho ho ho. a rather large bratwurst"A new joke book | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys" A new Pole to dance around | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around "hehe so much i could say. An up to date camera that takes colour pictures | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around "Me. | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around
Me."a pair of santa pants to cover his sacks | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures "OH go on say... | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... "im sure if you use your imagination sbw | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... im sure if you use your imagination sbw "A WH Malcolm uniform to replace the Eddie one. | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... im sure if you use your imagination sbw "hmm im trying  | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... im sure if you use your imagination sbw
A WH Malcolm uniform to replace the Eddie one. "thats only slightly better | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... im sure if you use your imagination sbw
A WH Malcolm uniform to replace the Eddie one. thats only slightly better "Worse, surely!? | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... im sure if you use your imagination sbw
A WH Malcolm uniform to replace the Eddie one. thats only slightly better
Worse, surely!? "better paid at least | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... im sure if you use your imagination sbw
A WH Malcolm uniform to replace the Eddie one. thats only slightly better
Worse, surely!? better paid at least"But worse drivers...  | |||
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"Bottle of Baileys A new Pole to dance around hehe so much i could say.
An up to date camera that takes colour pictures
OH go on say... im sure if you use your imagination sbw
A WH Malcolm uniform to replace the Eddie one. thats only slightly better
Worse, surely!? better paid at least
But worse drivers... "excuse me could you give us our proper job title please:steering wheel attendant,just ask furry | |||
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"Nah, I'll take your word for it!" probably best | |||
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"Nah, I'll take your word for it!probably best "a red baloon why? Coz im sure no one has given you a red baloon before lol was gonna say pineapple but everyone would assume some sort of sexual innuendo or agenda on my part lol | |||
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"Nah, I'll take your word for it!probably best a red baloon why? Coz im sure no one has given you a red baloon before lol was gonna say pineapple but everyone would assume some sort of sexual innuendo or agenda on my part lol"You just know he'd cut the middle out of the pineapple.  | |||
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"Nah, I'll take your word for it!probably best a red baloon why? Coz im sure no one has given you a red baloon before lol was gonna say pineapple but everyone would assume some sort of sexual innuendo or agenda on my part lol
You just know he'd cut the middle out of the pineapple. "Have a manipedi and some aromatherapy oils | |||
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"A new whisk to make my omelette "veet for men | |||
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"The new Eddie stobart bath robe to match the rest of his bedroom and bathroom "You really shouldn't regift things | |||
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"The new Eddie stobart bath robe to match the rest of his bedroom and bathroom
You really shouldn't regift things "It's too small for me - should fit DLT a treat | |||
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"The new Eddie stobart bath robe to match the rest of his bedroom and bathroom
You really shouldn't regift things
It's too small for me - should fit DLT a treat "It might have fitted if you'd removed all that body hair | |||
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"The new Eddie stobart bath robe to match the rest of his bedroom and bathroom
You really shouldn't regift things
It's too small for me - should fit DLT a treat
It might have fitted if you'd removed all that body hair " | |||
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"A pouch to keep you warm in the chilly season "safety goggles..... | |||
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"A tub of industrial strength veet "a new shirt | |||
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"A tub of industrial strength veet "lol | |||
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"A tub of industrial strength veet lol"a wily warmer | |||
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"A tub of industrial strength veet lola wily warmer "I'll give you my chilly willy so you can warm it up hmmm xxx | |||
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"Pants and trousers..." I'm actually needing both as the one's I've got have got holes as I'm to tight to replace them, that's the scotsman in me lol that's a 32 waist and 34 length, black dressay trousers pwetty pweeze and for you I give many prayers to buddah that you may have exceptional health and happiness because your an especially kind and considerate soul buddah bless | |||
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"I've already got 12, but a Nikon Df would be nice! "I'll give ya an old 35mm disposable camera that I've never used lol | |||
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"as a present id give them peace of mind and contentment in life x" Remember to get a gift receipt with thatthat! | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! "I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol"jedi the rest of the year | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol
jedi the rest of the year "aye,a naked jedi ninja warrior | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol
jedi the rest of the year aye,a naked jedi ninja warrior"A new lightsaber | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol
jedi the rest of the year aye,a naked jedi ninja warrior
A new lightsaber "whats wrong with my current lightsaber? could do with some new duracell batteries for it though now you mention it | |||
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"I've already got 12, but a Nikon Df would be nice! I'll give ya an old 35mm disposable camera that I've never used lol"So, no £2,750 Nikon then?  | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol
jedi the rest of the year aye,a naked jedi ninja warrior
A new lightsaber whats wrong with my current lightsaber? could do with some new duracell batteries for it though now you mention it"Does it still glow in the dark  | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol
jedi the rest of the year aye,a naked jedi ninja warrior
A new lightsaber whats wrong with my current lightsaber? could do with some new duracell batteries for it though now you mention it
Does it still glow in the dark "If he rubs it hard enough. | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol
jedi the rest of the year aye,a naked jedi ninja warrior
A new lightsaber whats wrong with my current lightsaber? could do with some new duracell batteries for it though now you mention it"Some rechargeable batteries So you never run out. | |||
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"Budhist, eh? I've seen that episode of the simpsons, no Christmas presents for you! I'm only a Budhist this time of year whend it comes to buying presents and such lol
jedi the rest of the year aye,a naked jedi ninja warrior
A new lightsaber whats wrong with my current lightsaber? could do with some new duracell batteries for it though now you mention it
Does it still glow in the dark
If he rubs it hard enough. "Black bun | |||
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"A new pole "A new phone that's quicker than that old one | |||
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"A new pole "Ffs andy get oot the way til i give lady a lengthy pole for her to slip up n down | |||
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"A new pole
Ffs andy get oot the way til i give lady a lengthy pole for her to slip up n down "I'm just glad you weren't giving me a pole | |||
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"A new pole
Ffs andy get oot the way til i give lady a lengthy pole for her to slip up n down
I'm just glad you weren't giving me a pole "Nose hair trimmers | |||
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"Satin panties! "Annsummers gift card | |||
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"A burka!! "New chair | |||
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"Champagne and seagull repelant..... "Disguise for wearing to shops | |||
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"Champagne and seagull repelant.....
Disguise for wearing to shops "lol....actually steph i was gonna ask....could you pick it up for me????  | |||
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"A new pole
Ffs andy get oot the way til i give lady a lengthy pole for her to slip up n down "Now now boys! No fighting. | |||
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"a spa trip so she can be pampered " A spa trip with me so we can both be pampered. And 2 handsome blokies serving us champers! | |||
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"a spa trip so she can be pampered A spa trip with me so we can both be pampered. And 2 handsome blokies serving us champers!" oh hun I love youre style !! xx | |||
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"Champagne and seagull repelant.....
Disguise for wearing to shops
lol....actually steph i was gonna ask....could you pick it up for me???? "What should i wear ? | |||
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"a spa trip so she can be pampered A spa trip with me so we can both be pampered. And 2 handsome blokies serving us champers! oh hun I love youre style !! xx " *grabs champers* Hello ladies | |||
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"a spa trip so she can be pampered A spa trip with me so we can both be pampered. And 2 handsome blokies serving us champers! oh hun I love youre style !! xx *grabs champers* Hello ladies " | |||
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"A full waxing treatment at the spa "Tie to go with the suit | |||
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"go on give us a bottle before you drop all 12 of them a spa trip so she can be pampered
A spa trip with me so we can both be pampered. And 2 handsome blokies serving us champers!
oh hun I love youre style !! xx
*grabs champers* Hello ladies "I thought you were helping me!!! | |||
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"A full waxing treatment at the spa
Tie to go with the suit "Ohh dont wear ties .... would make it too easy for _ensual temptress to strangle me and she needs no encouragement | |||
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"A full waxing treatment at the spa
Tie to go with the suit
Ohh dont wear ties .... would make it too easy for _ensual temptress to strangle me and she needs no encouragement "Plus they upset his swing | |||
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"A full waxing treatment at the spa
Tie to go with the suit
Ohh dont wear ties .... would make it too easy for _ensual temptress to strangle me and she needs no encouragement "Aw for goodness sake I'll need to take it back now !! Where the fuck did I put that receipt !! | |||
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"A bow tie ready to serve champers to the ladies at the spa "hmm so long as it goes with my ninja suit | |||
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"A bow tie ready to serve champers to the ladies at the spa hmm so long as it goes with my ninja suit"Ok ok, I will get a pink one to match | |||
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"Dance lessons "Personal changing room to try on dresses | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses " now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on "You only need to buy the one you want | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want "Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses "Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!!  | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses "
Absolutely not! You can never have enough dresses or shoes! | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! "nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest "Just because it's manlier than yours | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours "least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks "You'd never look like giant haystacks | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks "i know | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know "A smokers patch to quit smoking | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know "But not because you aren't hairy | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
A smokers patch to quit smoking "oh ta,id give her an invite to be on my friends list coz im good like that | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
But not because you aren't hairy "best things come in little packages | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
But not because you aren't hairy best things come in little packages "I wouldn't know as you can see I require a big package | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
But not because you aren't hairy best things come in little packages
I wouldn't know as you can see I require a big package "might not be big but it is extremely clever | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
But not because you aren't hairy best things come in little packages
I wouldn't know as you can see I require a big package might not be big but it is extremely clever "Oh that's all a girl needs .. One with a brain to go with my smart arse | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
But not because you aren't hairy best things come in little packages
I wouldn't know as you can see I require a big package might not be big but it is extremely clever
Oh that's all a girl needs .. One with a brain to go with my smart arse "having not seen your arse id have to take your word for it | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
But not because you aren't hairy best things come in little packages
I wouldn't know as you can see I require a big package might not be big but it is extremely clever
Oh that's all a girl needs .. One with a brain to go with my smart arse having not seen your arse id have to take your word for it "ok i concede | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
Your dress and show collection is fast overtaking KoKs EU clothes mountain!! nothing like the mounyain that would be left afyer you shave your chest
Just because it's manlier than yours least i can gey away with a mankini without looking likr giant haystacks
You'd never look like giant haystacks i know
But not because you aren't hairy best things come in little packages
I wouldn't know as you can see I require a big package might not be big but it is extremely clever
Oh that's all a girl needs .. One with a brain to go with my smart arse having not seen your arse id have to take your word for it " | |||
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then i can die a happy and somewhat dehydrated man lol | |||
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"a big tub of lube so that you can give me the tit wank of my life! lol then i can die a happy and somewhat dehydrated man lol" | |||
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"West End tickets x 2....
Oh yes please "what?2tickets on the 39 to ibrox?good cheap crimbo present that | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses " | |||
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"Dance lessons
Personal changing room to try on dresses
now that's a good idea lol
A fat wallet to buy me dresses to try on
You only need to buy the one you want
Aw come on a girl can't ever have enough dresses
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"Some nice sexy hold ups." Hope he shaves his legs LOL | |||
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"Some nice sexy hold ups. Hope he shaves his legs LOL "a voucher for a dry cleaner of your choice to keep your dress nice and white | |||
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"New Pole dance and some very sexy underwear "You know me well! | |||
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"Some nice sexy hold ups. Hope he shaves his legs LOL a voucher for a dry cleaner of your choice to keep your dress nice and white "Supply of Yorkies for the truck | |||
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"Some nice sexy hold ups. Hope he shaves his legs LOL a voucher for a dry cleaner of your choice to keep your dress nice and white
Supply of Yorkies for the truck" | |||
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"3 wishes but you have to use them with me "A nice silk tie to go with the suit .... (and put yer toilet seat down mister!!! Lol). | |||
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"3 wishes but you have to use them with me
A nice silk tie to go with the suit ....
(and put yer toilet seat down mister!!! Lol). "Sorry pics were taken in hotel room in New York - but v good spot | |||
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"West End tickets x 2....
Oh yes please what?2tickets on the 39 to ibrox?good cheap crimbo present that "Eh cheeky pass I don't do public transport | |||
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"West End tickets x 2....
Oh yes please what?2tickets on the 39 to ibrox?good cheap crimbo present that
Eh cheeky pass I don't do public transport "pick you up in the truck then | |||
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"West End tickets x 2....
Oh yes please what?2tickets on the 39 to ibrox?good cheap crimbo present that
Eh cheeky pass I don't do public transport pick you up in the truck then "giant tub of vaseline... | |||
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"A voucher for the carphone warehouse "told you never to mention that place again!!!!! Just for that youre not getting what i was going to give you...and it was gonna be gooooood....lol x. | |||
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"A voucher for the carphone warehouse
told you never to mention that place again!!!!! Just for that youre not getting what i was going to give you...and it was gonna be gooooood....lol x. "Awwww bugger  | |||
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"West End tickets x 2....
Oh yes please what?2tickets on the 39 to ibrox?good cheap crimbo present that "Ibrox isnae in the west end... But I am, Ms Wench. | |||
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"West End tickets x 2....
Oh yes please what? 2tickets on the 39 to ibrox?good cheap crimbo present that "She knows... and that's what counts... | |||
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"Lol need one too " You can keep it after you leave pmsl x | |||
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