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Mid life crisis. Help needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have decided today, I am going to plan a mid life crisis. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. I've never had one before, so I'm looking for suggestions for things (or people lol) to do that will ensure a successful crisis period. I may only get one shot at this & don't want to screw up (wait, maybe that's exactly what I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a Harley, wear leathers and grow a beard.

Jobs a good un!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a piercing done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a convertable sports car wear a Burberry cap with matching scarf

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Don't forget to grow your hair too and get yourself out to as many singles bars as you can find.

Start wearing jumpers with patches on the elbows too - the ladies love that desperate geek look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a convertable sports car wear a Burberry cap with matching scarf "

A sports car is a classic idea. No convertibles in Aberdeen though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to grow your hair too and get yourself out to as many singles bars as you can find.

Start wearing jumpers with patches on the elbows too - the ladies love that desperate geek look "

intelligent look wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not over yet. I need a full blown crisis not just a car & some slacks. More idea needed methinks

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Dye your hair too and get your teeth whitened so they can be seen from space or glow under UV light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not over yet. I need a full blown crisis not just a car & some slacks. More idea needed methinks "

once again its aberdeen !! Sheep

or is not a crisis up there

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"It's not over yet. I need a full blown crisis not just a car & some slacks. More idea needed methinks

once again its aberdeen !! Sheep

or is not a crisis up there "

Sheep aren't a crisis - just a good night out up there!

Definitely a convertible though - yes it's Aberdeen but you are supposed to be a hardened scot having a crisis - of course the roof will be down when it's snowing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dye your hair too and get your teeth whitened so they can be seen from space or glow under UV light. "

I need the number of Duncan Bannatynes hair surgery clinic. A bottle of dyes no feckin good to me. . The teeth thing is good though I stll have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you are supposed to be a hardened scot "

I don't think so I moved to Florida to get away from that S**t. Off to Perth in OZ next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the gym and get a six pac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring a young fillipino man to stay at yer hoose

have him dress in an emerald green suit wi sequins

and serve you cocktails before dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to night clubs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Join the gym and get a six pac "

You read my mind . I'm off to the gym to get some beer as advised. I will check back in about 1.5 hours to see how the plans are going for the crisis. I couldn't do it without Y'all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go back to night clubs. "

Only if you take me with you

Really off to the gym now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring a young fillipino man to stay at yer hoose

have him dress in an emerald green suit wi sequins

and serve you cocktails before dinner "

He needs be named love you loooonnnng time.

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Sports car has got to be a TVR! Whit a lovely growl from the engine, start going to the gym in a matching full track suit ( shell suit if you can find one) buy a huge fuck off watch and start wearing those Harry Hill shirts..... Seems to be a good recipe for mid life crisis behavior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sports car has got to be a TVR! Whit a lovely growl from the engine, start going to the gym in a matching full track suit ( shell suit if you can find one) buy a huge fuck off watch and start wearing those Harry Hill shirts..... Seems to be a good recipe for mid life crisis behavior. "

purple and green shell suit in a geometric pattern

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, it's becoming more apparent that I need to create a fund to finance this new life in crisis mode. Shell suits aren't cheap you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, it's becoming more apparent that I need to create a fund to finance this new life in crisis mode. Shell suits aren't cheap you know. "

theres a thought, do you have decimal currency up there yet

or do you still go doon to the beach and find brightly coloured pebbles instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try doing something mad-take up sailing-learn to fly-become a ballroom dancer,lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, it's becoming more apparent that I need to create a fund to finance this new life in crisis mode. Shell suits aren't cheap you know.

theres a thought, do you have decimal currency up there yet

or do you still go doon to the beach and find brightly coloured pebbles instead "

Erm, I'm not from Aberdeen, I just work here. I'm from Dunfermline. Not so many sheep down there that's why I have to come up north

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try doing something mad-take up sailing-learn to fly-become a ballroom dancer,lol."

Sailing in that sea. I would have to be mad Ballroom dancing with a hot partner could get interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth. "
i know shes not 18 but you mean someone like jennifer ellison?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth. "

Where the hell am I gonna get one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth.

Where the hell am I gonna get one of them "
was gonna say down the docks but think you might struggle on all 3 there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth. i know shes not 18 but you mean someone like jennifer ellison? "

I struggled to get that when I was 18, I'm damn sure its not going to happen now

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth. i know shes not 18 but you mean someone like jennifer ellison?

I struggled to get that when I was 18, I'm damn sure its not going to happen now "

Ahhhh but you'll have the hot sports car!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

You've got 11 years to save apparantly 52 is the new middle age magic number

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got 11 years to save apparantly 52 is the new middle age magic number "

Mine has cum premature Sorry about that folks, this kind of thing doesn't normally happen to me honest...**Goes off to the chemist for Viagra**

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