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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! "so your the one  | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! "who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography  | |||
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"Cheesy who ?  "that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol | |||
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol"could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy" Bursts into song  | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography"Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you!  | |||
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
Bursts into song "1: He wasn't from Neighbours. His dad was 60's pop musician Chip Hawkes 2: Who the f... are Daphne and Celeste? | |||
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
Bursts into song " can't say I'm familiar with that one but after watching "saving mrs banks" the other day I've got that Mary poppins spoon full of sugar stuck in me head, just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down, can't help singing it out aloud but you cant imagine the stares of contempt I've been getting at the diabetes clinic I | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! "cost me what? A mars bar? | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?"Funsize one LOL | |||
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
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1: He wasn't from Neighbours. His dad was 60's pop musician Chip Hawkes
2: Who the f... are Daphne and Celeste?" | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Funsize one LOL "extra extra large with added nuts for the nutters | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?"Snickers. Kingsized.  | |||
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
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1: He wasn't from Neighbours. His dad was 60's pop musician Chip Hawkes
2: Who the f... are Daphne and Celeste?"A1 the one and only was in film buddys sonng A2 short lived duo from the 90s | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Snickers. Kingsized. "how about a mars bar in batter? | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Snickers. Kingsized. how about a mars bar in batter?"No, no good for my Cholestorol! | |||
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
Bursts into song "lol | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Snickers. Kingsized. how about a mars bar in batter?
No, no good for my Cholestorol! "well how about a nice and healthy juicy apple then? | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Snickers. Kingsized. how about a mars bar in batter?
No, no good for my Cholestorol! well how about a nice and healthy juicy apple then?"It has to be the snickers. It's the only way I'll get my nots on Fab... | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Snickers. Kingsized. how about a mars bar in batter?
No, no good for my Cholestorol! well how about a nice and healthy juicy apple then?
It has to be the snickers. It's the only way I'll get my nots on Fab... " | |||
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Snickers. Kingsized. how about a mars bar in batter?
No, no good for my Cholestorol! well how about a nice and healthy juicy apple then?
It has to be the snickers. It's the only way I'll get my nots on Fab... " | |||
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"I know... I'm allergic to nuts "What the hell are you doing here then??!! | |||
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"I know... I'm allergic to nuts
What the hell are you doing here then??!! "looking for trouble lol | |||
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"I know... I'm allergic to nuts
What the hell are you doing here then??!! looking for trouble lol"You'll have to tell us where you keep your EpiPen® ! | |||
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"I know... I'm allergic to nuts
What the hell are you doing here then??!! looking for trouble lol
You'll have to tell us where you keep your EpiPen® !"what's that then? | |||
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"What you get stabbed with you have Annie Filaxis... "annie who? lol | |||
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"What you get stabbed with you have Annie Filaxis... annie who? lol"That's what she called herself on her profile... | |||
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"What you get stabbed with you have Annie Filaxis... annie who? lol
That's what she called herself on her profile... "i think someone just stabbed my brain,the world is a big mushroom that tastes like the color purple and i picture whoopi goldberg naked and she looks like oprAh with drealocks and afro pubes and some big booty titties bitties hmmm i can hear the barry white in the background,time to dim the lights and gey down and durty | |||
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"I think you must be on dry roast peanuts. "how ever did you know?! coz serioulsy i am! lol | |||
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"I am the Walter White of the legume world..." walter mitty of the lego world more like lol | |||
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"I am the Walter White of the legume world...walter mitty of the lego world more like lol "I only get to play with Lego when I see the rug rats. | |||
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