FabSwingers.com forum: If you woke up and saw the person above in your bed would you:-

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 - Go back to sleep

2 - tell them to leave

3 - cuddle them

4 - have sex with them

5 - make them breakfast

6 - call the cops

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

There are a multitude of ommited options that would appeal to me in this scenario lol would anyone really dare to have me find them next to me when I wake up lol

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over a year ago

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6"
3,4 and 5

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

7 - fookin kill him

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"6"

Bassa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 - fookin kill him

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there was me gonna be nice and say 4 but fuck it 1

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Bassa...

That was for dlt honest

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"7 - fookin kill him

there was me gonna be nice and say 4 but fuck it 1

Stop snoring ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 - fookin kill him

there was me gonna be nice and say 4 but fuck it 1

Stop snoring ffs!!! "
dont do requests without 3,4 and 5 first

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"7 - fookin kill him

there was me gonna be nice and say 4 but fuck it 1

Stop snoring ffs!!! dont do requests without 3,4 and 5 first

I will allow you 3 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 - fookin kill him

there was me gonna be nice and say 4 but fuck it 1

Stop snoring ffs!!! dont do requests without 3,4 and 5 first

I will allow you 3 x

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yay im finally starting to wear her down

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Worry like fuck!!!

Then kick him out and tell him to make brekkie for me and the harem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worry like fuck!!!

Then kick him out and tell him to make brekkie for me and the harem

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and youd get told to make yer own brekkie

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pull one of these

and check my pants were still on

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Pull one of these

and check my pants were still on

Pinch his burger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Pull one of these

and check my pants were still on

You should worry more about your socks Gramps x

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"1 lol

Get the strapon out

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"1 lol

Get the strapon out

4 and no need for any strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 lol

Get the strapon out

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be easier saying what i wouldnt do xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 lol

Get the strapon out

6 - no donation either

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Pull one of these

and check my pants were still on

You should worry more about your socks Gramps x

I took em off the other day. Come over in a hot flush

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Pull one of these

and check my pants were still on

You should worry more about your socks Gramps x

I took em off the other day. Come over in a hot flush

Whoop whoop, and I would give you a 3,4 and 5 x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Whoop whoop, and I would give you a 3,4 and 5 x

Phone Carstairs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there should be an option for stab them

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 19/11/13 13:35:21]

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"there should be an option for stab them

Brekkie

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"there should be an option for stab them

Brekkie

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3

5 of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there should be an option for stab them

Brekkie

5 of course

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likewise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres the pump him up the arse option????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3-1-5

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Wheres the pump him up the arse option????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres the pump him up the arse option????"
6,whays the number again?oh aye 999

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wheres the pump him up the arse option????

3, 4, 3, 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 .. mcds ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres the pump him up the arse option????

Ffs...more breakfast. ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol"

Of course I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

Of course I will

3-1-5

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By *ippleandclit_loverMan
over a year ago

a village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

Of course I will

Right. .....deal

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

Of course I will

Right. .....deal"

4,1,4

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"there should be an option for stab them

That was my 7 for dlt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would need to be 3,5,3....

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"there should be an option for stab them

What did I do to deserve stabbing?

Not a cheep out of you, Boabies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

Of course I will

Right. .....deal

4,1,4

Then brekkie....lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

Of course I will

Right. .....deal

4,1,4

Then brekkie....lol"

Your turn to make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

Of course I will

Right. .....deal

4,1,4

Then brekkie....lol

Your turn to make it

Doubt it.....we will buy it. ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 and 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3-1-5

Sounds an idea!!!! So you make allll the breakfast n refil the mugs...lol

Of course I will

Right. .....deal

4,1,4

Oiii wait a minute I've to make it and you're offering to buy it for cutie pfffffft ... Summit no right about this btw ! Lol

Then brekkie....lol

Your turn to make it

Doubt it.....we will buy it. ...lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of the numbers suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3, 4, 1 repeat ad infinitum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3, 4, 1 repeat ad infinitum"
Hope you had a dress on when we meet

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3, 4, 1 repeat ad infinitumHope you had a dress on when we meet "

3,4,1,5.…. I think...not good with numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4, 4 and 4

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"4, 4 and 4

7 - Tell him to go and put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4, 4 and 4

Thats 12.....wtf do i get for that????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo "4"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 please x"

And another 4 thank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How cone bj isn't on the list xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How cone bj isn't on the list xx"

Its part of your 4!!!!!

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By *eno2Man
over a year ago

Angus

4, strawberries and champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4, strawberries and champagne"

Result! Yes please...4 back atcha

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By *anana SplitzMan
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

3 4 and 5

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By *pl 4 funCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

3 & 4

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By *cotlad10Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

3 & 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 & 4"

2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 & 4

2 lol

3&1

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Probably wouldnt believe my eyes and go back to sleep lol......be just my luck it wasnt a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunkie you know I'm in no ones dreams, just their nightmares.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Bunkie you know I'm in no ones dreams, just their nightmares."

Id have you ......in my nightmares anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bunkie you know I'm in no ones dreams, just their nightmares.

Id have you ......in my nightmares anytime

3 cuddle up to that bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

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3 and 5 for now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

3 and 5 for now lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

3 and 5 for now lol

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Only fair since you already got yours ...so another 5back

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

3 and 5 for now lol

6, Though I'd call the FBI

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

3 and 5 for now lol

6, Though I'd call the FBI "
Sorry my option number for you isn't there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

3 and 5 for now lol

If you knew how much I eat for breakfast you might change the 5 to 6

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

3 and 5 for now lol

If you knew how much I eat for breakfast you might change the 5 to 6

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Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throw away the pillows and use that fine chest instead

3 and 5 for now lol

Only fair since you already got yours ...so another 5back

Lmao .. well that's true .. but Mulder eats way more than me

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

5 then 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 thru 5 and then some. xx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"1 thru 5 and then some. xx

Hope not 2

3-1-3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not 2

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

What number is jump her bones

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Was obviously for cutie lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Was obviously for cutie lol "

Phone tempy for a 3sum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was obviously for cutie lol

Phone tempy for a 3sum...

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3,4 and 5 a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was obviously for cutie lol

Phone tempy for a 3sum...

3,4 and 5 a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 & 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 & 5

3 & 5 more if brekki is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 & 5

3&5&1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 and tell them the truth is out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 and tell them the truth is out there.

3 3 3 3 5 3 3 3 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 & 5

3&5&1"

351 35 what can I say im greedy when its good

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"6 and tell them the truth is out there.

It's not on the list but I would cover her in cucumber slices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 and tell them the truth is out there.

It's not on the list but I would cover her in cucumber slices

6 5 4 3 2 1 in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 and tell them the truth is out there.

It's not on the list but I would cover her in cucumber slices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 and 4 easiest choice ever have to make

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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3,4and 5

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3,5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 & 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 & 6"

5 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 & 6

5 x"
3,4 and if i had enough energy left 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5, 6 and 1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5, 6 and 1 lol"
easy minded lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5, 6 and 1 loleasy minded lol

go on then mister....i'll give ye 1.

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By *our kinda guyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"5, 6 and 1 loleasy minded lol

go on then mister....i'll give ye 1.

3451

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5, 6 and 1 loleasy minded lol

go on then mister....i'll give ye 1.

3451

3451. also....headaches permitting...

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By *ail_forceTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Die happy?!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

3 1 5 after checking pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 & 5. Whilst dressed in fancy gowns , well why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 4 5 then do it again lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

3434343

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'd think - fuck me she's busted her bones again

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'd think - fuck me she's busted her bones again

Check to see if he had taken his socks off..... before busting his boner x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

3 1 5 hope she is sleeping and not kidding on before she jumps on me and wraps one of her special jackets round me

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

What number is ...shit myself and wonder what feckin state i was in the night before and then 6

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

id be wondering why he was holding a pillow so close to my face .......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id be wondering why he was holding a pillow so close to my face .......lol"
3,4,3,4 then 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 he's straight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 he's straight lol"

5 I make awesome scrambled eggs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 I'll make my awesome pancakes to go with your eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4.......;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3....

then 4

then 5

then 2

then 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3....

then 4

then 5

then 2

then 1"

Well thanks goodness you never said 6 in there

.....just 4 over and over then 3 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3....

then 4

then 5

then 2

then 1

Well thanks goodness you never said 6 in there

.....just 4 over and over then 3 lol "
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345 xx

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

34445

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