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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....had a g spot orgasm.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"....had a g spot orgasm.

Neither have I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... licked the sweat from an aardvarks asshole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... licked the sweat from an aardvarks asshole

Don't tell fibs

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

... Had FFM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eaten kangaroo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eaten kangaroo.

When in scotland try kublai khans, glasgow and in leith. Range of exotic meats available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eaten kangaroo.

When in scotland try kublai khans, glasgow and in leith. Range of exotic meats available.

Exotic or extinct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eaten kangaroo.

When in scotland try kublai khans, glasgow and in leith. Range of exotic meats available.

Exotic or extinct

exotic, like yourself madame

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I've eaten Ostrich. Interesting, but I'm not sure I'd have it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eaten kangaroo.

When in scotland try kublai khans, glasgow and in leith. Range of exotic meats available.

Exotic or extinct

exotic, like yourself madame

Wouldn't really call English exotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liked bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eaten kangaroo.

When in scotland try kublai khans, glasgow and in leith. Range of exotic meats available.

Exotic or extinct

exotic, like yourself madame

Wouldn't really call English exotic

to a weegie anything south of girvan is exotic

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Anyone FROM Girvan is exotic!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have never had two shags today ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone FROM Girvan is exotic!

chortle

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

"Never eaten kangaroo.

I have, just on Sat there!! Lidle doing kangaroo steaks in their frozen section. Can get reindeer in there too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never had two shags today ..

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no it was 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an MMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

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want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

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pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

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pair of short arsed male tarts haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

pair of short arsed male tarts haha "
yer the same height as me(ish)pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

pair of short arsed male tarts haha "

cheeky moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

pair of short arsed male tarts haha

cheeky moo

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now thats not how you woo the ladies bino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

pair of short arsed male tarts haha

cheeky moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

pair of short arsed male tarts haha

cheeky moo

now thats not how you woo the ladies bino

ok mr miyagi,should i wax on wax off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

pair of short arsed male tarts haha

cheeky moo

now thats not how you woo the ladies bino

ok mr miyagi,should i wax on wax off

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from the east coast:excuse me my dear would you care to participate in a horizontal tango?from the west coast:haw doll,you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had a McDonald's or bugger king or tries chinese good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never had a McDonald's or bugger king or tries chinese good lol"
either youve had a couple or your spell checker aint working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an MMF

want one?

Ditto

pair of male tarts that we are pmsl

pair of short arsed male tarts haha

cheeky moo

now thats not how you woo the ladies bino

ok mr miyagi,should i wax on wax off

from the east coast:excuse me my dear would you care to participate in a horizontal tango?from the west coast:haw doll,you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle

auld reekie, where you can get a dose in yer rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never had a McDonald's or bugger king or tries chinese good loleither youve had a couple or your spell checker aint working

using mrs phone it keep changing the words lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)"

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)"
awwwww why no look at me i make a great wumman

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)"

yer no that magnetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)"

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

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yer whit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

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ah right.......you need the male version?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

ah right.......you need the male version?

Joint the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

ah right.......you need the male version?

Joint the queue

"
aye nae bother

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

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fuckin old man now isnt he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

fuckin old man now isnt he?

about 55 i think

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

ah right.......you need the male version?

Joint the queue

aye nae bother

Can I just say, I am totally feckin' lost?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

fuckin old man now isnt he?

about 55 i think"
like i said

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

fuckin old man now isnt he?

"
you seen him recently ...not a chance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

fuckin old man now isnt he?

Not seen him in anything since the film I was referring too

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!) i make a great wumman

Out of spare body parts?

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

fuckin old man now isnt he?

Not seen him in anything since the film I was referring too

allow me to provide a wee bit of trivia, was in batman forever, heat, the saint and about 20 others mostly supporting roles. But played wyatt earp last year (straight to dvd) and is in tom sawyer & huckleberry finn due out next year.

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over a year ago

"Where was the rush of offers when I said I'd never had FFM!?

(And no, Bino & DLT, a belated offer won't do!)

Aww I'll be your huckleberry

yer whit?

From the western movie (friend) female variety

little bit of doc holiday there

Thx couldn't remember the name but loved the accent

val kilmer pretty good as a southern gentleman

Oooffft yes he is and yes I would

fuckin old man now isnt he?

Not seen him in anything since the film I was referring too

Thx for that

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I am going to bed now, still none the wiser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to bed now, still none the wiser!

Nite x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I am going to bed now, still none the wiser!

Nite x"

Morning, I am awake now, and still none the wiser. Explain the Huckleberry thing please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to bed now, still none the wiser!

Nite x

Morning, I am awake now, and still none the wiser. Explain the Huckleberry thing please."

its a line from wyatt earp, jonny ringo is tryin to goad wyatt into a gunfight when doc holiday says " i'm your huckleberry" obviously some cultural reference to the southern states.

hope that helps.

feel like an anorak. have notebook off to find trains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Watch you don't slip on the tracks

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

More befuddled now.

Enjoy yer trains!

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