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"I was telling this blond girll in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said. "Come on, what day was I born"? " Fuckin Yesterday." I said..."  | |||
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"At last Ninj, one of your jokes made me laugh xx " don't lie,you secretly loved them all  x | |||
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 x"Same blonde just tried it on me.... She said she could tell may age by ticking my balls and stroking my penis..... I said " Feck off. You think I was born yesterday" Thanks Ninja. She'd have fooled me if it was not for you....." | |||
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"At last Ninj, one of your jokes made me laugh xx don't lie,you secretly loved them all x"No, but I do openly cringe at the majority of them... Now, let's discuss ink | |||
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"ah, mammograms, gotta love em "I used to be an anaesthetist in a breast screening department. I got the sack for going numnumnum on them...  | |||
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"At last Ninj, one of your jokes made me laugh xx don't lie,you secretly loved them all x
No, but I do openly cringe at the majority of them...
Now, let's discuss ink "different strokes for different folks,don't hate congratulate | |||
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"ah, mammograms, gotta love em
I used to be an anaesthetist in a breast screening department. I got the sack for going numnumnum on them... "true story? | |||
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"Of course! "go on pull the other leg (not the middle one!) And give us another true story | |||
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys.... "believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm | |||
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys.... believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm "Bastard!  | |||
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys.... believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm
Bastard! "hehe something the matter? | |||
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys.... believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm
Bastard! hehe something the matter?"No, no... I just hope your winky falls off in your sleep...  | |||
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys.... believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm
Bastard! hehe something the matter?
No, no... I just hope your winky falls off in your sleep... " | |||
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys.... believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm
Bastard! hehe something the matter?
No, no... I just hope your winky falls off in your sleep... "so you can sneak in ny window and steal it for the centre piece of your secret naked ninja shrine? Next to my toe clippings you've collected from my trash? Lol | |||
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with. "hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol | |||
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with. hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol"Noooo! You can supply your own cream. I keep mine for the laydeezzz! | |||
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"Glad I'm brunette.  toe clippings and porridge.  "hmm just like me old senile granny used to make it | |||
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with. hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol
Noooo! You can supply your own cream. I keep mine for the laydeezzz! "phew thank feck for that,ive got plenty to go around lol | |||
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with. hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol
Noooo! You can supply your own cream. I keep mine for the laydeezzz! phew thank feck for that,ive got plenty to go around lol "Note to self: Don't eat Ninja's porridge...  | |||
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with. hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol
Noooo! You can supply your own cream. I keep mine for the laydeezzz! phew thank feck for that,ive got plenty to go around lol
Note to self: Don't eat Ninja's porridge... "  its not only the porridge you should concern yourself with lol | |||
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