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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone have little gems of advice to share ?

I discovered yesterday that its a bad idea to drop a galaxy s4 into a sink full of water.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

It's not my tip, but dropping your phone down the toilet you've just hat a shit in isn't a good idea either. My brother in law tried it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buggers!!!

try putting it in a bowl of uncooked rice, it apparently absorbes the moisture!

good luck! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont wipe your your arse with a broken bottles a good one...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Don't volunteer to build a floating pirate ship for the school project - when it sinks you will feel utter humiliation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"buggers!!!

try putting it in a bowl of uncooked rice, it apparently absorbes the moisture!

good luck! xx"

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is a virtue and often it's the little things that can give the greatest pleasure

A large handsome cock definitely has it's pluses but there is no substitute for someone who caresses like a soft warm summer wind or the wet tip of a very skilled tongue. Xx J

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not my tip, but dropping your phone down the toilet you've just hat a shit in isn't a good idea either. My brother in law tried it..."

fantastic the way that no matter what happens to you theres comfort to be found in someone having worse luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have little gems of advice to share ?

I discovered yesterday that its a bad idea to drop a galaxy s4 into a sink full of water.

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You only ever get one chance to show a first impression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave Veet for Men on your balls too long !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't leave Veet for Men on your balls too long !!!!!

That explains the screaming that echoed up the clyde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never soak your fruit overnight for your christmas cakes when kids are off school in the morning

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I did that the other week with my iPhone 5 so now I'm taking care not to do the same with my samsung galaxy 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"buggers!!!

try putting it in a bowl of uncooked rice, it apparently absorbes the moisture!

good luck! xx"

If you put in it a bowl of uncooked rice a team of Asians will come in the night cook the rice, eat it....then sort your phone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickerless on a windy day is not a good move.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knickerless on a windy day is not a good move.........

depends on your perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying that you'll go to a Christmas works wives do on a school night..... oooh the hangover.

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