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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

An Irish man went to confession

in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has

been one month since my last

confession. I had sex with Fanny

Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You

are forgiven. Go out and say

three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish

man entered the confessional.

'Father, it has been two months

since my last confession. I've had

sex with Fanny Green twice a

week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned,

'Who is this Fanny Green?'

'A new woman in the

neighbourhood,' the sinner

replied.

'Very well' sighed the priest, "Go

and say ten Hail Mary's."

At mass the next morning, as the

priest prepared to deliver the

sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-

dead gorgeous redheaded

woman entered the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the

church fell upon her as she

slowly sashayed up the aisle and

sat down right in front of the

priest.

Her dress was green and very

short, and she wore matching,

shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy

gasped as the woman in the

green dress and matching green

shoes sat with her legs spread

slightly apart, but just enough to

realise she wasn't wearing any

underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy

and whispered, 'Is that Fanny

Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't

believe his ears but managed to

calmly reply,

'No Father, I think it's just a

reflection from her shoes...'

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By *urbsMan
over a year ago

Colchester/Ipswich

very good like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Irish man went to confession

in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has

been one month since my last

confession. I had sex with Fanny

Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You

are forgiven. Go out and say

three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish

man entered the confessional.

'Father, it has been two months

since my last confession. I've had

sex with Fanny Green twice a

week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned,

'Who is this Fanny Green?'

'A new woman in the

neighbourhood,' the sinner

replied.

'Very well' sighed the priest, "Go

and say ten Hail Mary's."

At mass the next morning, as the

priest prepared to deliver the

sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-

dead gorgeous redheaded

woman entered the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the

church fell upon her as she

slowly sashayed up the aisle and

sat down right in front of the

priest.

Her dress was green and very

short, and she wore matching,

shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy

gasped as the woman in the

green dress and matching green

shoes sat with her legs spread

slightly apart, but just enough to

realise she wasn't wearing any

underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy

and whispered, 'Is that Fanny

Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't

believe his ears but managed to

calmly reply,

'No Father, I think it's just a

reflection from her shoes...'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phnarr phnarr

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Phnarr phnarr

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is that your syral sneer impression? Lol

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham

"An Irish man went to confession

in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has

been one month since my last

confession. I had sex with Fanny

Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You

are forgiven. Go out and say

three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish

man entered the confessional.

'Father, it has been two months

since my last confession. I've had

sex with Fanny Green twice a

week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned,

'Who is this Fanny Green?'

'A new woman in the

neighbourhood,' the sinner

replied.

'Very well' sighed the priest, "Go

and say ten Hail Mary's."

At mass the next morning, as the

priest prepared to deliver the

sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-

dead gorgeous redheaded

woman entered the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the

church fell upon her as she

slowly sashayed up the aisle and

sat down right in front of the

priest.

Her dress was green and very

short, and she wore matching,

shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy

gasped as the woman in the

green dress and matching green

shoes sat with her legs spread

slightly apart, but just enough to

realise she wasn't wearing any

underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy

and whispered, 'Is that Fanny

Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't

believe his ears but managed to

calmly reply,

'No Father, I think it's just a

reflection from her shoes...'"

As they say the old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phnarr phnarr

is that your syral sneer impression? Lol"

inspired by years of reading viz

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Phnarr phnarr

is that your syral sneer impression? Lol

inspired by years of reading viz

"
reading viz? I thought you were only supposed to wank over the pics like ya do with playboy or the female underwear section of the catologues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phnarr phnarr

is that your syral sneer impression? Lol

inspired by years of reading viz

reading viz? I thought you were only supposed to wank over the pics like ya do with playboy or the female underwear section of the catologues

oo-er dont really fancy wankin over jonny fartpants

fat slags maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very good ninja cheered me up today.

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

very good ninja cheered me up today.

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glad to hear it sweets

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Phnarr phnarr

is that your syral sneer impression? Lol

inspired by years of reading viz

reading viz? I thought you were only supposed to wank over the pics like ya do with playboy or the female underwear section of the catologues

oo-er dont really fancy wankin over jonny fartpants

fat slags maybe

"
oh yeah baby now that's what I'm talking about lol

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