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The Story Of Scotland

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By *eanneTV OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Following on from Hedocpl's topic of 50 ways to know you are Scottish I though Id post this one up.

THE STORY OF SCOTLAND

IN THE BEGINNING WHEN GOD WAS CREATING THE WORLD, HE WAS SITTING ON A CLOUD TELLING HIS PAL THE ARCH ANGEL GABRIEL WHAT HE PLANNED FOR SCOTLAND.

“GABBY”, SAYS HE, “I’M GOING TO GIVE THIS PLACE HIGH MAJESTIC MOUNTAINS, PURPLE GLENS, SOARING EAGLES, STREAMS LADEN WITH SALMON, GOLDEN FIELDS OF BARLEY FROM WHICH A WHISKY COLOURED NECTAR CAN BE MADE, LUSH SPECTACULAR GOLF COURSES, COAL IN THE GROUND, OIL UNDER THE SEA, .... GAS”. “HANG ON, HANG ON”, INJECTED THE BOLD GABRIEL, “ARE YOU NOT BEING TOO GENEROUS TO THESE SCOTS?”.

BACK CAME THE ALMIGHTY REPLY, “NOT REALLY, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS I’M GIVING THEM!!!”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO Lianne, I send my pals in Eglandshire tea towels with this same message printed on them xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

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By *dicplCouple
over a year ago

Fife

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good one leanne lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you forgot to mention the massive swingers following lol xx

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By *etDiamondCouple
over a year ago

Outside Glasgow

LOL FREEDOM !!!!!!!!!!

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