FabSwingers.com forum: Sheila the aussie housewife

By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. 'Bruce, Bruce' she yelled. Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor' she said. 'Strewth' Bruce said and tried to pull her up. 'You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank. They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B.' Frank said. 'Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'? 'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum.' replied Frank. 'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.' 'Play with her tits'? Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?' 'No' Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mfao good 5 mins loss of conciousness over that one mate... an old ladies demise will be on your head one day!!!!!!!!!

By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

mfao good 5 mins loss of conciousness over that one mate... an old ladies demise will be on your head one day!!!!!!!!!"
haha cheers,so whos this lucky lady you speak of that im gonna have the pleasure of escorting to the other side?

xxx