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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the idiot's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive today only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Bonus:

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.

A friend of mine was wearing one , when he was shot by the woman's husband!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Lmao very good

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for that

Does this mean I still have to always remember to put on clean knickers every day in case I get run over by a bus?

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Only if you normally wear knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't have thoughts today. My brain is full of snot and flu.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I can't have thoughts today. My brain is full of snot and flu."

Was like that last week if had nurses uniform i'd offer my services .

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

It's always darkest before the dawn, unless you have the lights on.

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