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So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again.... | |||
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"Sorry were you expecting sympathy from me? Really?   "Not from YOU, but maybe from some humans!   | |||
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"Look on the bright side you can always pretend to be in carry on nurse "Feck that! With Ratshit & Boabies on the ward, I'd be as well getting a vet to put me down!  | |||
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"hope u feel better real soon ,, "Me too! Thank you!  | |||
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"Sorry were you expecting sympathy from me? Really?
Not from YOU, but maybe from some humans! "Aw shit, my bad, I'll go back to my hut in the Amazon. Get better soon tho  | |||
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"Sorry were you expecting sympathy from me? Really?
Not from YOU, but maybe from some humans!
Aw shit, my bad, I'll go back to my hut in the Amazon. Get better soon tho "Thank you, my big sweetiepie! | |||
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"Aww I'll bring you cake. "Can you not air mail it? | |||
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"Aww I'll bring you cake.
Can you not air mail it? "Wouldn't you rather have Charlie deliver it in person? No? Then you can bring it to me Charlie | |||
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"Aww I'll bring you cake.
Can you not air mail it?
Wouldn't you rather have Charlie deliver it in person? No? Then you can bring it to me Charlie "Well, by the time se books time off, flights, etc, it would be here by air mail! | |||
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"Aww I'll bring you cake.
Can you not air mail it?
Wouldn't you rather have Charlie deliver it in person? No? Then you can bring it to me Charlie
Well, by the time se books time off, flights, etc, it would be here by air mail! "Tell you what, if she sends you a cake, she can hand deliver mine - I think a lemon drizzle cake would be worth waiting for  | |||
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"Ok, I'll be having a cuppa about 9pm... "Is it no your bed time? | |||
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"Ok, I'll be having a cuppa about 9pm...
Is it no your bed time? "No cake for you, missy! | |||
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"So is that you had the full frontal lobotomy done now? "You need a brain to have a lobotomy! | |||
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"So is that you had the full frontal lobotomy done now?
You need a brain to have a lobotomy! "oh well i guess you have a point there | |||
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"So is that you had the full frontal lobotomy done now?
You need a brain to have a lobotomy! oh well i guess you have a point there "I'll get one installed next time I go, and then get the lobotpmy... | |||
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"I will cool your fevered brow and anywhere else u want cooled "I thought you'd be warming one bit up!  | |||
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"Well, I'm just back from being wrenched, poked (and I don't mean in a good way), and it's a kind of swings and roundabouts affair. I won't be getting a hip replacement, because I'm hip enough as it is, and it's not a boney bit that's causing the pain. I was given a steroid injection in the affected area, so my left arse cheek is bigger than Schwarznegger, and I have the urge to charge a toll on the stairs... Anyway. If this doesn't work, I will be left in limb-o (sorry), as they won't do repeat injections, as it causes muscle/tissue damage. The upshot of all this is, ladies, you will have to be gentle with me. Especially you, Boabies.
So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again.... "Your back auld yin glad to know you didn't need a plastic one | |||
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"Well, I'm just back from being wrenched, poked (and I don't mean in a good way), and it's a kind of swings and roundabouts affair. I won't be getting a hip replacement, because I'm hip enough as it is, and it's not a boney bit that's causing the pain. I was given a steroid injection in the affected area, so my left arse cheek is bigger than Schwarznegger, and I have the urge to charge a toll on the stairs... Anyway. If this doesn't work, I will be left in limb-o (sorry), as they won't do repeat injections, as it causes muscle/tissue damage. The upshot of all this is, ladies, you will have to be gentle with me. Especially you, Boabies.
So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again....
Your back auld yin glad to know you didn't need a plastic one "You could specify that you mean a plastic HIP! | |||
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"Well, I'm just back from being wrenched, poked (and I don't mean in a good way), and it's a kind of swings and roundabouts affair. I won't be getting a hip replacement, because I'm hip enough as it is, and it's not a boney bit that's causing the pain. I was given a steroid injection in the affected area, so my left arse cheek is bigger than Schwarznegger, and I have the urge to charge a toll on the stairs... Anyway. If this doesn't work, I will be left in limb-o (sorry), as they won't do repeat injections, as it causes muscle/tissue damage. The upshot of all this is, ladies, you will have to be gentle with me. Especially you, Boabies.
So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again....
Your back auld yin glad to know you didn't need a plastic one
You could specify that you mean a plastic HIP! " | |||
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"aye anything else would melt with the heating up u wanted.Perish the thought "Oi! There's nae plastic bits on me!  | |||
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