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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I went into a lesbian pub by mistake.

I noticed straight away that it was

a real tough place.

Even the pool table had no balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you had balls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went there to, even the arms of the chairs had tattoos on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but you where safe lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"but you where safe lol"
my balls weren't,they all wanted themx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah that would of been heaven then lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"ah that would of been heaven then lol"
I prefer my women to have less muscle mass,testosterone,tattoos and body,facial here than me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl so you look more manily you mean xxxxxxxxx ack dam i would of been in heaven then lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"pmsl so you look more manily you mean xxxxxxxxx ack dam i would of been in heaven then lol"
well I'm something of a manly man beint that I'm from a latino background, you won't find me getting a back crack and sack wax or wearing a thong or make up or drinking shandies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl so you look more manily you mean xxxxxxxxx ack dam i would of been in heaven then lolwell I'm something of a manly man beint that I'm from a latino background, you won't find me getting a back crack and sack wax or wearing a thong or make up or drinking shandies x"

Shandies are lovely though. Nothing better than going to a pub garden and drinking a half pint of shandie. Oh how I miss the UK pubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ack im just a yappy person being irish lol but dont mind getting my crack sacked lol and oh my shandies are for pussys

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I don't even know what a shandie is as I've never had one lol
"pmsl so you look more manily you mean xxxxxxxxx ack dam i would of been in heaven then lolwell I'm something of a manly man beint that I'm from a latino background, you won't find me getting a back crack and sack wax or wearing a thong or make up or drinking shandies x

Shandies are lovely though. Nothing better than going to a pub garden and drinking a half pint of shandie. Oh how I miss the UK pubs "

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"ack im just a yappy person being irish lol but dont mind getting my crack sacked lol and oh my shandies are for pussys "
I'll sack your crack me dear x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"ah that would of been heaven then lolI prefer my women to have less muscle mass,testosterone,tattoos and body,facial here than me lol x"

That'll rule out a fair few from here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ack im just a yappy person being irish lol but dont mind getting my crack sacked lol and oh my shandies are for pussys "

I'll sack your crack me dear

oh oh sack away just make sure get right crack lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"ah that would of been heaven then lolI prefer my women to have less muscle mass,testosterone,tattoos and body,facial here than me lol x

That'll rule out a fair few from here! "

lol aye your not kidding

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""ack im just a yappy person being irish lol but dont mind getting my crack sacked lol and oh my shandies are for pussys "

I'll sack your crack me dear

oh oh sack away just make sure get right crack lol"

bring it on! how many nooks and crannies have you got? Lol I'm not gonna need a map now am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bring it on! how many nooks and crannies have you got? Lol I'm not gonna need a map now am I?

no shag nav required lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"bring it on! how many nooks and crannies have you got? Lol I'm not gonna need a map now am I?

no shag nav required lol"

haha can i pick up a shag nav at the fab store or do i have to put that on my secret fab santa xmas wish list? along with a whole list of other things i want,hopefully ive been such a bad boy this year that i'll get enough lumps of coal to go into the coal business xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well come add it to your fab list and you can wisper in my ear all your secret wishes for xmas and ill let you know if you been naughty or nice lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Well come add it to your fab list and you can wisper in my ear all your secret wishes for xmas and ill let you know if you been naughty or nice lol"
can I whispher sweet nothings in your ear when I'm tittyfucking you as your dressed as mrs santa and me a rather large 6ft 3" elf with a big brown candy cane? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh only if I get to suck on that longgggg candy oh oh cane

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Oh only if I get to suck on that longgggg candy oh oh cane "
well wotcha waiting for? Surely not xmas?! Lol xxx

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