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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got to that stage in my life wher I have t osit down and re-evaluate my life.

In my teens and twenties I was a professional sportsman and always horny, sex was there on tap.

In my thirties too old to compete at the level I once did so chilled out, still horny as fuck but working on doors meant sex was still on tap.

Into my forties, torn knee ligaments stopped any sporting activities I did for a while, still horny as fuck still worked the doors sex tap not flowing as freely as it used to .

Now rapidly approaching my 50th birthday I need a plumber as that tap is blocked somewhere, no longer work the doors and cannae even get a shag on here.

Why do people close their age parameters at 40-45.

Us old fuckers need love too.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

of course we do and ive never found age a barrier your only as old as you feel

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By *iss scarlettWoman
over a year ago

in scarlettsville ,west lothian


"of course we do and ive never found age a barrier your only as old as you feel "

Heather you mean your only as old as the man you feel .........lol

joking aside Anton you are younger than either Heather or I ,so 50 isnt such a barrier there are plenty of older on here . That said depends what your looking for ?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

yes scarlet u nevr said a truer word

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not saying a word anton lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

growing old..... rather say, getting more experienced... just remember to shave off ya grey pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boaking

@ the thought of grey pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boaking

@ the thought of grey pubes "

good job you added the last bit, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bleach them plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah mine are trimmed very close, so no need for 'just for men' lol.... even though you get old, you gotta maintain ya standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh u have standards now im even more intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah mine are trimmed very close, so no need for 'just for men' lol.... even though you get old, you gotta maintain ya standards "

Am thinking it's dangerous for you to be talking about your pubes...and just for men in the same sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol stu hes slipping up is all im gonna add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol stu hes slipping up is all im gonna add "

Aye and I'll be slipping up somewhere soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol stu hes slipping up is all im gonna add

Aye and I'll be slipping up somewhere soon "

OOOOh...I'm waitng

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah mine are trimmed very close, so no need for 'just for men' lol.... even though you get old, you gotta maintain ya standards "

standards mucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only place ul be slipping is into the pain factory grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"only place ul be slipping is into the pain factory grrrrrr"

run gis......run

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Got to that stage in my life wher I have t osit down and re-evaluate my life.

In my teens and twenties I was a professional sportsman and always horny, sex was there on tap.

In my thirties too old to compete at the level I once did so chilled out, still horny as fuck but working on doors meant sex was still on tap.

Into my forties, torn knee ligaments stopped any sporting activities I did for a while, still horny as fuck still worked the doors sex tap not flowing as freely as it used to .

Now rapidly approaching my 50th birthday I need a plumber as that tap is blocked somewhere, no longer work the doors and cannae even get a shag on here.

Why do people close their age parameters at 40-45.

Us old fuckers need love too. "

Awwwww Anton u know il give u love just ask LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who hijacked my thread.

Here is me moaning about getting old and you mucky buggers are choking on grey pubes.

For your info I shave mine.

Jacs....I'm asking....

Stunna....... Luv YOU always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sori anton some poor guy was more needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sowwy Anton...... hangs head in shame

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But...it was all Gis's fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo gis fault he was only just saying hes 37 got grey pubes and wanting to sort out his bi side how could i refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops forgot to add i got refused as he did say it was just for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"defo gis fault he was only just saying hes 37 got grey pubes and wanting to sort out his bi side how could i refuse "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhh stu u doing the deed then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohhhhhh stu u doing the deed then ?"
... if his grey pubes get anywhere near my gob...then he's fair game....lololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

37 and grey pubes yeuk.

Be a man get rid of them.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Who hijacked my thread.

Here is me moaning about getting old and you mucky buggers are choking on grey pubes.

For your info I shave mine.

Jacs....I'm asking....

Stunna....... Luv YOU always "

OK will think about it Anton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"37 and grey pubes yeuk.

Be a man get rid of them.

"

He can't Anton...says he wants them "just for men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao this just keeps getting better AND GOT ME SMILING XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Double yeuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double yeuk"

and ffs....whatever you do.....don't get him started on sheep!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt i see a post somewhere that he liked scottish sheep better????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"didnt i see a post somewhere that he liked scottish sheep better????"

wanted me to pimp mine out to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMFG ive heard it all now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It isn't Fugy then no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to that stage in my life wher I have t osit down and re-evaluate my life.

In my teens and twenties I was a professional sportsman and always horny, sex was there on tap.

In my thirties too old to compete at the level I once did so chilled out, still horny as fuck but working on doors meant sex was still on tap.

Into my forties, torn knee ligaments stopped any sporting activities I did for a while, still horny as fuck still worked the doors sex tap not flowing as freely as it used to .

Now rapidly approaching my 50th birthday I need a plumber as that tap is blocked somewhere, no longer work the doors and cannae even get a shag on here.

Why do people close their age parameters at 40-45.

Us old fuckers need love too. "

I'm 47 and still feel 25, there are loads of Folk that will meet us gettingonabits

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

well anton see what u started but a i said at the begining u r never to old for luve and a good bit of rumpy pumpy so what ya waitin for

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm 47 and still feel 25, there are loads of Folk that will meet us gettingonabits "

I like the idea of being a gettingonabit.........who's gonna getonmybits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

canny wait till i'm 47 again...mind u i am going backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are only in our twenties, to a lot of members we are still very very young, but god dont we feel old. we live really close to a secondary school and the wee buggers could easily run rings around us two lol xx

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow


"

I'm 47 and still feel 25, there are loads of Folk that will meet us gettingonabits

I like the idea of being a gettingonabit.........who's gonna getonmybits? "

Only as old as the person yer feeling..

I am 25..

Fill yer boots doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who hijacked my thread.

Here is me moaning about getting old and you mucky buggers are choking on grey pubes.

For your info I shave mine.

Jacs....I'm asking....

Stunna....... Luv YOU always "

ouch anton i know u do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm 47 and still feel 25, there are loads of Folk that will meet us gettingonabits

I like the idea of being a gettingonabit.........who's gonna getonmybits?

Only as old as the person yer feeling..

I am 25..

Fill yer boots doll

"

Problem is I'm no feeling anything below the waist at the moment...LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since posting this thread, a number of you have either replied or highjacked it.

Had a few people perved my profile.

Problem there is they all say NO SINGLE GUYS on their profiles.

confused.com

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've just turned 40 but still have the mindset (and body, hahaha) of a 20yo, and am happy to grow old disgracefully.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

About to turn 49, however mentally I haven't aged above 29, still do the things I did at that age.

My knees are buggered, but I'm still running a couple of 10k's this year and looking to swim the Charity 1 mile swim again.

Teaching 2 guys UFC/MMA cage fighting.

And still chasing women half my age. problem is they run faster than me now.

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By *hoseboots1952Couple
over a year ago

grangemouth

we never ever set an age limit as long as the minimum age is legal. we've met a cpl where one is 75 and partner is 25 years younger and theyre best friends now.

dont let age put you off folks, we have more knowledge of the big bad world and more experienced in sex. plus our bodies dont all drop south, and get covered in wrinkles the minute we hit 50 lol. im 58 this year and hubby's 59 and our sex life is brill!

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