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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Paddy is having sex with his girlfriend & after half an hour she isn't enjoying it and she isn't orgasming. She says it's because she's getting too hot. So paddy takes her to the doctors and the doctor says he can't do anything for her. So Paddy ring up his mate Mick and asks him to come round and do him a favour. Mick comes, Paddy says "Mick, whilst I'm shagging my girlfriend, I want you to waft her with a tea towel." Mick agrees. So Paddy is shagging away and Mick is wafting, still after half an hour, nothing is happening. Mick comes up with an idea. "How about we swap? I'll shag her and you waft her." Paddy agrees. So they start again, Paddy wafting her & Mick shagging her. After 2 minutes She has the most amazing orgasm ever, and at that moment Paddy shouts, "Now that my friend, is how you waft a fuckin tea towel!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your jokes are amazing, I dont know anyone who knows so many! thanks for making me laugh......again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ninjinty loved that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"your jokes are amazing, I dont know anyone who knows so many! thanks for making me laugh......again!! "
haha glad you and its my pleasure to bring some joy to the lives of others don't ask me to qoute any in person however lol x

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


" ninjinty loved that one!!!"
hehe x

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