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Worst chat up lines that you have used or had said

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By *iscottish OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thought I'd start a fun topic since one is bored

Let's hear some of the worst chat up lines everyone has experienced ... And if any of them worked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask any female on here and "fancy a fuck" would be the worst,the flip side is that would be the best for any bloke on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work with a guy whos only chat up line was

awrite doll fancy it

surprisingly effective for him

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By *iscottish OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ha but I'm talking about away from here as we all know the same response we all get on here is A. Fuck? B. meet C. No response lol

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By *iscottish OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I know a few lads who get away with this

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

The night I met Mrs Magnet, we were chatting, and she asked me if I liked kids.

I used the old "Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one" line. It must have worked, as here we still are 15 years later!

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By *iscottish OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The night I met Mrs Magnet, we were chatting, and she asked me if I liked kids.

I used the old "Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one" line. It must have worked, as here we still are 15 years later!"

Aww

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Best one I got was , do you like kids fancy halving for one . Or me and you are so good looking our kids would be super super beautiful why don't we make a few xxx

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By *iscottish OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Best one I got was , do you like kids fancy halving for one . Or me and you are so good looking our kids would be super super beautiful why don't we make a few xxx"

Think I'd at least want a drink first before kids came into it lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

8yrs ago some guy ask me if I liked lasagne.....

That seemed to have worked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8yrs ago some guy ask me if I liked lasagne.....

That seemed to have worked...

"

Was it Marks and Sparks ? Or home made?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The night I met Mrs Magnet, we were chatting, and she asked me if I liked kids.

I used the old "Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one" line. It must have worked, as here we still are 15 years later!"

Boak...

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"The night I met Mrs Magnet, we were chatting, and she asked me if I liked kids.

I used the old "Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one" line. It must have worked, as here we still are 15 years later!

Boak... "

Well, I tried "Carry me up the Scott Monument under your arm" on you, and it didn't get me anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mate who uses the following. "Get your coat,i have a knife". Probably explains everything when i mention he is a bootneck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines was said to me 4years ago.." you look well fuckable" seams to have worked still with each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me ladies i have something i think you might like,doesnt work very well

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By *iscottish OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Excuse me ladies i have something i think you might like,doesnt work very well "

Tried this few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see me in them

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Gies a blow job lol

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