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"Ones that turn up would be a good start!  "yep that would be handy  | |||
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"5ft 6, blonde shoulder length hair and green paramedic overalls "prefer pink hair myself  | |||
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"5ft 6, blonde shoulder length hair and green paramedic overalls
prefer pink hair myself "cheeky shite | |||
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"Do you mean date as in who with ? or Date as in what to n where to go ? lol" As with who or type of person you gorgeous girl | |||
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"Do you mean date as in who with ? or Date as in what to n where to go ? lol As with who or type of person you gorgeous girl "My preference is for tall guys dark haired or silver fox type good sence of humour and has a smiley face lol xxx | |||
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"my Ideal date would be a woman of course(being totaly vertical) smaller than me with a nice personality and a lovely smile. blonde hair or pink lol "Ohhhh  | |||
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"That's me out the freddo, "Never hun its my post i can make exceptions | |||
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"my Ideal date would be a woman of course(being totaly vertical) smaller than me with a nice personality and a lovely smile. blonde hair or pink lol Ohhhh "OMg I cant believe how slow on the uptake you are Jacs xx | |||
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"my Ideal date would be a woman of course(being totaly vertical) smaller than me with a nice personality and a lovely smile. blonde hair or pink lol Ohhhh
OMg I cant believe how slow on the uptake you are Jacs xx "Doh well I am blonde after all lol | |||
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"Tall, dark, handsome, funny.... And a good shag "Sorry friendly I aint dark | |||
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"my Ideal date would be a woman of course(being totaly vertical) smaller than me with a nice personality and a lovely smile. blonde hair or pink lol Ohhhh
OMg I cant believe how slow on the uptake you are Jacs xx Doh well I am blonde after all lol "dont you think I know babe xx | |||
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"Do you mean date as in who with ? or Date as in what to n where to go ? lol As with who or type of person you gorgeous girl My preference is for tall guys dark haired or silver fox type good sence of humour and has a smiley face lol xxx"as far as tall goes im fucked then eh | |||
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"as far as tall goes im fucked then eh "Or not.....as the case may be  | |||
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"Does brunettes with blonde moments count? Lol" no never brunettes dont have blonde moments | |||
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"Hi again folks. Just wondered what your Ideal Fab Date would be?" Meeting people from here isn't a date for me so none. | |||
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"Does brunettes with blonde moments count? Lol" You can have as many as the said "Moments"as you like | |||
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"Hi again folks. Just wondered what your Ideal Fab Date would be?" Hot horny with a bi fem and as long as they love a long night and then a morning session x | |||
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"Tall, young, fit, big willy and non ugly... I'm asking too much, I know "Rub it in, why don't you... | |||
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"Tall, young, fit, big willy and non ugly... I'm asking too much, I know
Rub it in, why don't you... "Have you read my status? That's rubbing it in  | |||
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"Tall, young, fit, big willy and non ugly... I'm asking too much, I know
Rub it in, why don't you...
Have you read my status? That's rubbing it in "Biatch! | |||
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"Tall, young, fit, big willy and non ugly... I'm asking too much, I know
Rub it in, why don't you...
Have you read my status? That's rubbing it in "sounds like you get what your name suggests | |||
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"Tall, young, fit, big willy and non ugly... I'm asking too much, I know
Rub it in, why don't you...
Have you read my status? That's rubbing it in
sounds like you get what your name suggests " | |||
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"Wee dumpy brunettes are not fairing well here i fear.....*harumphs off in a huff with the bottom lip oot* "Just as well their "Ideal" date is out of reach and we great at filling in... | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body!" I have a compass and a map if that would help | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help "You really require a compass and a map,oh dear! | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!"I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it "My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol"Smother yourself in baby oil and let him loose then..... | |||
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"my Ideal date would be a woman of course(being totaly vertical) smaller than me with a nice personality and a lovely smile. blonde hair or pink lol Ohhhh
OMg I cant believe how slow on the uptake you are Jacs xx Doh well I am blonde after all lol
dont you think I know babe xx " | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol"you could give me a guided tour then | |||
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"my Ideal date would be a woman of course(being totaly vertical) smaller than me with a nice personality and a lovely smile. blonde hair or pink lol Ohhhh
OMg I cant believe how slow on the uptake you are Jacs xx Doh well I am blonde after all lol
dont you think I know babe xx "flutering these beautiful eyes at me will get you evrywhere as you know xx | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol
you could give me a guided tour then "Is that an offer? I could be your personal tour guide,lol | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol
you could give me a guided tour then
Is that an offer? I could be your personal tour guide,lol"OMG belle yer such a tease I luv it though | |||
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"Ideal fab date... She lives within 10 miles, can accomodate, doesn't smoke, isn't heightist, ageist, or looksist (A new word for you), Is inatiable, bisexual, and has an insatiable bisexual girlfriend. Apply by PM, ladies. "Cant decide if thats optimistic or just deluded | |||
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"Ideal fab date... She lives within 10 miles, can accomodate, doesn't smoke, isn't heightist, ageist, or looksist (A new word for you), Is inatiable, bisexual, and has an insatiable bisexual girlfriend. Apply by PM, ladies. "Who would be heightist/ageist/looksist.. Shocking.. | |||
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"She lives within 10 miles, can accomodate, doesn't smoke, isn't heightist, ageist, or looksist (A new word for you), Is inatiable, bisexual, and has an insatiable bisexual girlfriend. Apply by PM, ladies.
Cant decide if thats optimistic or just deluded "Is there a difference? "Ideal fab date... She lives within 10 miles, can accomodate, doesn't smoke, isn't heightist, ageist, or looksist (A new word for you), Is inatiable, bisexual, and has an insatiable bisexual girlfriend. Apply by PM, ladies.
Who would be heightist/ageist/looksist.. Shocking.. "
Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...  | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry... "Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...
Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful "I'm hoping to use both hands.... | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...
Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful
I'm hoping to use both hands.... "You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told.. | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...
Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful
I'm hoping to use both hands....
You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told.. "hold your boobs told ya holding out for a bj  | |||
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"Wee dumpy brunettes are not fairing well here i fear.....*harumphs off in a huff with the bottom lip oot*
Just as well their "Ideal" date is out of reach and we great at filling in... "Lol....always seem to just about reach the good bits though.....with a wee bunk up | |||
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"Wee dumpy brunettes are not fairing well here i fear.....*harumphs off in a huff with the bottom lip oot*
Just as well their "Ideal" date is out of reach and we great at filling in...
Lol....always seem to just about reach the good bits though.....with a wee bunk up "Bunk up !! Oh my | |||
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"I'm hoping to use both hands....
You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told.. hold your boobs told ya holding out for a bj "Gave you one last night, did ye fall asleep on me again?! | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...
Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful
I'm hoping to use both hands....
You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told.. "happy to lend a hand or two | |||
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"I'm hoping to use both hands....
You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told.. hold your boobs told ya holding out for a bj
Gave you one last night, did ye fall asleep on me again?! "damn it why you always wait till im sleeping !!! | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...
Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful
I'm hoping to use both hands....
You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told.. "You have two, I have two, problem solved! | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...
Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful
I'm hoping to use both hands....
You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told..
You have two, I have two, problem solved! "Are you sure I have two? | |||
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"Oh, I don't know, some giantess from Edinburry...
Giantess? Oooft sounds like a handful
I'm hoping to use both hands....
You'll need four just for my boobs, or so I was told..
You have two, I have two, problem solved!
Are you sure I have two? "You're not another feckin' pirate are you? | |||
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"My ideal fab date: I would pick up my favourite girl & take her somewhere for lunch, possibly somewhere with nice cakes for afters. Then we would come back to mine & relax with some wine. We'd start to get frisky but it would be impeccably timed so that before we get started, the door goes & a mutual trusted friend is there to help out with mistress' first dp. After the action, he leaves & we shower together, relax some more then head to the bedroom where I have laid out a few things to satisfy some of her kinks, even some she would never expect me to get involved in. Later in the evening, another knock at the door & it's a girl for her to play with. I let them have alone time then join in helping this girl please mistress. The girl then leaves & we enjoy some more alone time including a candlelight massage for mistress. I would have prepared well thought out playlists for the whole days activities as well & made sure the wine was well stocked. THAT would be my ideal fab date." Here was me thinking it was when we went for tea and cake | |||
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" Here was me thinking it was when we went for tea and cake "Aww. You know I really enjoyed seeing you | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
"I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X "Let's Tango the night away mu dear xxx | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
"Ypur a wee cheat u didn't say we could have more than one humffffff walks of in a wee huff now | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X "Awwww jinty im bringing you home the biggest hunk of burning love fro NYC for a very special lap dance just for you | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X Awwww jinty im bringing you home the biggest hunk of burning love fro NYC for a very special lap dance just for you "Mmmm....make sure he's hot stuff Miss D...lol | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X Awwww jinty im bringing you home the biggest hunk of burning love fro NYC for a very special lap dance just for you
Mmmm....make sure he's hot stuff Miss D...lol "Ohhh I know what your looking for its all noted down so I don't forget lol xxx | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X
Let's Tango the night away mu dear xxx"Im on my way over the bridge....get yet dancing troosers on ...... | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X
Let's Tango the night away mu dear xxx
Im on my way over the bridge....get yet dancing troosers on ...... "Remeber your pumps as we gonna be doing some serious p---ing | |||
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"Gotta ad Jinty to my ideal date cause she wants to do a wee foxtrot with me
I thought we decided on a cheeky wee rumba mister???? X
Let's Tango the night away mu dear xxx
Im on my way over the bridge....get yet dancing troosers on ......
Remeber your pumps as we gonna be doing some serious p---ing "Wont matter what ive got on ma feet chum....when i stand on yer toes ye'll know all aboot it!! Taxi tae 9wells for Fred!!!! | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol
you could give me a guided tour then
Is that an offer? I could be your personal tour guide,lol
OMG belle yer such a tease I luv it though " | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol
you could give me a guided tour then
Is that an offer? I could be your personal tour guide,lol
OMG belle yer such a tease I luv it though
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol
you could give me a guided tour then
Is that an offer? I could be your personal tour guide,lol
OMG belle yer such a tease I luv it though
I only have eyes for you (there is a song there somewhere) "and whisper sweet nothings in my ear | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol
you could give me a guided tour then
Is that an offer? I could be your personal tour guide,lol
OMG belle yer such a tease I luv it though
I only have eyes for you (there is a song there somewhere)
and whisper sweet nothings in my ear "I may have a wee nibble of them while i am whispering | |||
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"A guy who knows his way around my body! I have a compass and a map if that would help
You really require a compass and a map,oh dear!
I only said I had one .didnt say i was gonna use it
My curves don't require a compass nor map,they are sleek and smoothe and need no guidance,lol
you could give me a guided tour then
Is that an offer? I could be your personal tour guide,lol
OMG belle yer such a tease I luv it though
I only have eyes for you (there is a song there somewhere)
and whisper sweet nothings in my ear
I may have a wee nibble of them while i am whispering "nice to know | |||
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