ever been asked to identify someone's body?

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her face. "I can't be certain." I told them. The sheet went back a bit further to reveal her breasts and hard nipples"Sorry, but I'm still not sure." Then they took the sheet completely off and I had a good look at the body and shaved minge, "That's definitely not her, Officer" "Are you sure?" "Yep. My girlfriend's not black.";-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol brilliant ninja keep them coming

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Lol brilliant ninja keep them coming

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check this forum for numerous other joke related posts buddy

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales?

A leisure centre!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Got a phone call from police earlier....

Unidentified body found, overweight with a terrible fungi smell coming from it! Fanny like a sponge bucket and so ugly they first though it had been badly beaten with a wet trout!!

Took me an hour to convince them I was till alive!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After finding the body of a one legged chinaman on Morcambe beach the missing persons file was closed on Wansanshoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once and I wouldn't choose to do it again it was a very unpleasent experience.

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