FabSwingers.com forum: Gis & Bren....Extreme Sports

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gis and Bren decided that it was time for them to get a little adventurous

They climbed to the highest peak in they could find.

When they reached the summit Bren launched herself off the cliff and was free falling. She reached into her pocket and produced a budgie, which she held by the legs above her head.

The little bird flapped its wings like buggery but all to no avail and:

**SPLAT**!!

Brenlanded on the rocks below.

Not to be outdone, Gis launched himself off the cliff with a parrot on his shoulder and as he gets half way down the parrot flies off.

Gis reaches inside his jacket, pulls out a shot gun and blows the parrot away just before:

**SPLAT**!!

Gis lands on the rocks below next to Bren.

As they passed through the casualty department, Bren turned to Gis and said,

"This budgie jumping is not all

that safe, is it?"

Gis replied "I don't think much of this Freefall Parrot Shooting either."