Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to Scotland |
| Jump to newest |  |
Come at me auld yins!   | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would do .....but I'm charging my zimmer frame.....then its the Post Office Queue to meet all my pals..." Can I get a shot of the zimmer? Off to the bingo later | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "bit your meet still shows 18-30 just you wait for the auldyins backlash comfy slippers flying your way | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "According to your profile you are also Size, length, width, colour, squaddie and Celtic ist Lol but that's your preference I'm only 5"8 but when you're on your back my height should matter cos if I'm shorter then you it just means I can suck your nipples while fucking you at the same time with out the awkward back arch or the constant slip out cos of the angle etc etc You young ones really need educating on the ways of sex  x x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here, one thing at a time, everyone knows the age thing is my biggest downfall... Really hope people take this thread as light hearted.. " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here, one thing at a time, everyone knows the age thing is my biggest downfall... Really hope people take this thread as light hearted.. "Nope. I am cut to the bone, Ya freakish giant!  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would do .....but I'm charging my zimmer frame.....then its the Post Office Queue to meet all my pals..." I will swap you my commode for your Zimmer ?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just imagine the meet: You arrive at the house, and she leads you upstairs on her Stannah stairlift.... "Pmsl!! Sorry I don't accommodate for you auld yins, it'd have to be at the nursing home | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just imagine the meet: You arrive at the house, and she leads you upstairs on her Stannah stairlift....
Pmsl!! Sorry I don't accommodate for you auld yins, it'd have to be at the nursing home "I'll have the nurses take the waterproof sheet off before you get here. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Come at me auld yins! "But your to old for me  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Come at me auld yins!
But your to old for me "Thank fook! You'll stop yer stalking noo. Here, btw, you oldies are even worse for adding pictures to messages, blind bassas | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "Good on you H, some of us oldys don't look our age, and ye cannae beat a bit of experience!!!! P xxx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Come at me auld yins!
But your to old for me
Thank fook! You'll stop yer stalking noo. Here, btw, you oldies are even worse for adding pictures to messages, blind bassas "I dunno some girls just cant take rejection lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks? 
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "that calls for a celebration! Red hot chilli peppers are on me! If your lucky I might even go all out and throw in a scotch bonnet pepper of two | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
"On top of, or underneath Boabies? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies? "Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "well hellllllaaaaaooooo | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies?
Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me "I think the cold weather's affecting my mind to be honest!! Me on top will kill you off quicker, think of the boobies. As long as I'm in your will.. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies?
Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me
I think the cold weather's affecting my mind to be honest!! Me on top will kill you off quicker, think of the boobies. As long as I'm in your will.. "I hereby bequeath my cakes to nurse boables
Good enough? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! well hellllllaaaaaooooo "Nice try bru - go read the profile properly 
Accrington Stanley look attractive as a team now eh?? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies?
Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me
I think the cold weather's affecting my mind to be honest!! Me on top will kill you off quicker, think of the boobies. As long as I'm in your will.. "What a way to go... You know, Boabies, you could put Dignitas out of business... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"naw holding out for a bj "STILL?? Mouths always ready for ye | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"naw holding out for a bj
STILL?? Mouths always ready for ye "lol i to shout abuse at me !!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"naw holding out for a bj
STILL?? Mouths always ready for ye lol i to shout abuse at me !!! "And at me too  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"naw holding out for a bj
STILL?? Mouths always ready for ye lol i to shout abuse at me !!!
And at me too "Naw naw!! Shut it you *boobie shakes* now where's ma cakes | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"naw holding out for a bj
STILL?? Mouths always ready for ye lol i to shout abuse at me !!!
And at me too
Naw naw!! Shut it you *boobie shakes* now where's ma cakes "Not sure you deserve cakes - are you still heightist too?? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Mince pie then? Love that shit!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "You obviously haven't heard today's news. It seems that for men, life starts at 54!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins!
You obviously haven't heard today's news. It seems that for men, life starts at 54!! "Aw ffs!! I did try.. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would do .....but I'm charging my zimmer frame.....then its the Post Office Queue to meet all my pals..." | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"So why the change in heart swtb.x" I figure you'll all be deed soon, might as well give you a shot. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins!
You obviously haven't heard today's news. It seems that for men, life starts at 54!! "On Fab, a mans' life begins when (if) he gets a meet.... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"a shot ?? a shot on the fruit machine or pool table ?? "Oooh never done it on a pool table.. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"a shot ?? a shot on the fruit machine or pool table ??
Oooh never done it on a pool table.."takes floor pool table out oiii thats no the cue ..............but keep going | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"a shot ?? a shot on the fruit machine or pool table ??
Oooh never done it on a pool table.."and yes i have pmsl | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins!
You obviously haven't heard today's news. It seems that for men, life starts at 54!!
On Fab, a mans' life begins when (if) he gets a meet.... " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have decided to up my height limit. From now on, I won't meet women under 6' 2". Sorry, Boabies." Fuck you man, just fuck you. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have decided to up my height limit. From now on, I won't meet women under 6' 2". Sorry, Boabies. Fuck you man, just fuck you. "If only you would, Boabies, if only you would... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Not when I'm d*unk...
Mince pie then? Love that shit!!"Mince pies you say.......... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
