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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not sure if this has been done , but seeing there are FEW posts about Xmas thought it would interesting.

So mine's was from my husband at the time .

It was a flask, a chrome look one .. but wait for it "it was pump action" hell yeah just what I needed my whole life .. Pfffft flabbergasted wasn't the word ..

What's your worst gift been ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Male underwear

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Can honestly say ive never had a Christmas gift that I didn't like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Male underwear "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can honestly say ive never had a Christmas gift that I didn't like "

Wow really ?? Oh I've had a few good ones but my flask was the worst by far ! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An antique clothes brush from my mother!....seriously!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C has never bought me a crap gift.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Male underwear

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even tacky red nylon would be better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An antique clothes brush from my mother!....seriously!!! "
haha you can sit it next to my flask !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ikea hand cream. Eh??

It wasn't from Mr he is good at picking. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An antique clothes brush from my mother!....seriously!!! haha you can sit it next to my flask ! "

deal!!

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By *ulfeMan
over a year ago

city

My ex just got a new car for Xmas and for about a week kept saying how she wanted mats and speakers and a radio etc

So she got all the above

A shade of purple I shall never forget later and I learnt my lesson "never buy a woman car products for Xmas"

Following year she was dropping hints about eating healthy and how much she loves fresh bread,

So I got her a bread maker

That Xmas didn't end well either "never buy a woman a kitchen appliance for Xmas no matter how much she wants it"

Following and final year together

She kept dropping hints about wanting a small white gadget tha had 4 letters the hints weren't working so she gave me a note to take to the store to buy it the note simply had this

I-O-

She was so excited when I told her I got exactly what she wanted, she kept kissing me squealing about her iPod

We split up when she opened her iron

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

The year I got 4 bottles of aftershave for Christmas was a highpoint, especially as I'd had a full beard for almost a year....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"The year I got 4 bottles of aftershave for Christmas was a highpoint, especially as I'd had a full beard for almost a year.... "

You now know yer auld and smelly

Like me got smellies and don't wear that often now taken hint

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"The year I got 4 bottles of aftershave for Christmas was a highpoint, especially as I'd had a full beard for almost a year....

You now know yer auld and smelly

Like me got smellies and don't wear that often now taken hint "

Hoi! This was long before I was auld and smelly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every year I get magnolia toiletries from my ex mother in law and I re wrap it and give it to my sister for her birthday on the 30th December lol

but my worst give was a dishwasher from my ex

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

We used to compare who had the worst presents every Xmas from my ex's nan.

One year she got a Mickey Mouse pencil case set - she was 23!!!

But I won it hands down around 10 years ago when I got given a windscreen protector for my car!!!!!! When you opened it up it looked like a black bin bag cut down the 2 long sides and opened out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undies from the ex....3 sizes too feckin wee!!!! B@@tard !

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A pair of size 10 short length jeans... and a 34b bra one year from my ex

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"A pair of size 10 short length jeans... and a 34b bra one year from my ex "

Even I know NOT to buy underwear without triple checking sizes first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I volunteer myself?

As the attractive half of us (john!!!) I'd volunteer that for our first Christmas together I bought three gifts, all in hindsight as good as the other, a Kimberly Davis exercise video, waterproof trousers and jacket, and fishing waders, which she was none too impressed with! Shame she didn't keep the waders, thigh length boots for pics would be handy!

She did return the favour buying me a CD 'for the van' which doesn't have a CD, and some new razors only problem was I had no stick for them so I had to sneak to tesco buy the stick, telling the woman behind the counter why I had bought the stick who thought I was very kind in not telling her (oops when she reads this!) And then hiding the new stick in the drawer for the razors.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

An ironing board!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"An ironing board!!! "

What's wrong with that? As long as he gave you the chains and manacles to keep you attached to it...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"An ironing board!!!

What's wrong with that? As long as he gave you the chains and manacles to keep you attached to it... "

Haha, not a bloody chance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say about a xmas pressie cos after getting a set of pans and plastic storage boxes for my birthday, we were separated by xmas!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

My mother bought my sister and I matching bright blue batwing jumpers when we were teenagers!

They were fkn awful and we still slag her for it to this day

My mother has NO fashion sense!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else still spend more time playin wi the box instead of the gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 years ago- a purple shell suit

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"5 years ago- a purple shell suit"

They're just coming into fashion in Clydebank now, aren't they!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah its red ones this year

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Filofax because I kept saying I needed to get more organised . That didn't work lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

daughter must have got mine in the sales ..lovely slippers...but two left feet and one a size 8and other size 10...still wear them when she visits ha. x X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A XL jumper. Was a tent on me

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By *sk_morrisseyMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Not sure if this has been done , but seeing there are FEW posts about Xmas thought it would interesting.

So mine's was from my husband at the time .

It was a flask, a chrome look one .. but wait for it "it was pump action" hell yeah just what I needed my whole life .. Pfffft flabbergasted wasn't the word ..

What's your worst gift been ? "

I dunno Shelley! Could be useful during a power cut if you remember to fill it first! :P

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By *sk_morrisseyMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"My mother bought my sister and I matching bright blue batwing jumpers when we were teenagers!

They were fkn awful and we still slag her for it to this day

My mother has NO fashion sense!!!!"

Bet you were the envy of all your pals! They'd be viewed as retro now though...did you keep it?

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