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"Dear dr fab fem i cant stop giving apples to the doctor  "This is not a serious medical issue. I think your getting teachers and doctors mixed up. You give a teacher an apple and you eat an apple yourself to keep the doctor away. It's the smell of apples on your breath that wards them off | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!" im gonna have to google that kk | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk "pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken  | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!" And the problem is what exactly? | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken "It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia | |||
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"i cant do the toilet unless you count the stuff that comes out my mouth apparently "Come back tomorrow for your colostomy bag. | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken
It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia "you truly are a master of medical science(either that or google is your best friend | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken
It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia you truly are a master of medical science(either that or google is your best friend "I'm a master or am I a mistress  | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken
It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia you truly are a master of medical science(either that or google is your best friend
I'm a master or am I a mistress "sorry mistress | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken
It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia "not entirly sure but think thats a form of androgyny thats known as hermaphroditic probably wrong as usual lol | |||
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" I'm a master or am I a mistress sorry mistress "That's better now get out my surgery until you have a real problem. I have flu jags to get on with. Oh and take your bag of apples with you | |||
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" I'm a master or am I a mistress sorry mistress
That's better now get out my surgery until you have a real problem. I have flu jags to get on with. Oh and take your bag of apples with you "was hoping you could explain my swollen goolies | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken
It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia not entirly sure but think thats a form of androgyny thats known as hermaphroditic probably wrong as usual lol "Genital aplasia? | |||
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" I'm a master or am I a mistress sorry mistress
That's better now get out my surgery until you have a real problem. I have flu jags to get on with. Oh and take your bag of apples with you was hoping you could explain my swollen goolies "Stop knocking them against hard objects then. The normal cause is banging against a nice pert bottom. To make them better I suggest you find someone to kiss them better for you | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken
It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia not entirly sure but think thats a form of androgyny thats known as hermaphroditic probably wrong as usual lol
Genital aplasia?"not entirly sure was always taught berbie n ken androgynous hermaphrodite person with both genetalia but usually one gender in their mind hermaphroditic or something close to that spelling has androgynous thought patterns both male and female venus and mars so to speak lol but could be wrong lol as im male were always wrong | |||
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"help im androgenous !!!!im gonna have to google that kk pmsl no genetalia whatso ever think barbie or ken
It means you have both male and female characteristics nothing to do with your genitalia not entirly sure but think thats a form of androgyny thats known as hermaphroditic probably wrong as usual lol
Genital aplasia?not entirly sure was always taught berbie n ken androgynous hermaphrodite person with both genetalia but usually one gender in their mind hermaphroditic or something close to that spelling has androgynous thought patterns both male and female venus and mars so to speak lol but could be wrong lol as im male were always wrong "Hemaphrodite has both x | |||
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"Can I tell Doctor Dawn I have a really enormous penis? It's not a problem, I just want her to know.... "You seem to be suffering with memory loss. My name is Dr Fab fem and no I don't want to see your enormous penis | |||
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"Hi Dr fab fem? The problem I have is I kkeep having these really sexy fantasies about FABS DEAR DERDRIE . I really want to do sexy dirty nawty things with her Can you help Yours frustratelly bru bru "I suggest you wear a rubber band round your cock. Every time you have a dirty thought you should ping the band. It will soon cure you of these impure thoughts | |||
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"Dear Dr Fab Fem, my ankle is still sore after Saturday night, how long should I expect this pain to last? "You need to keep your ankle elevated. Preferably on the shoulders of some hunk. The pain will quickly pass if you do that. | |||
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"Dear Doc, where is Nurse Ratshit? Did you fire her? Xxxxx " Nurse Ratshit runs this place. I am an on call doctor it's completely different | |||
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"Can I tell Doctor Dawn I have a really enormous penis? It's not a problem, I just want her to know....
You seem to be suffering with memory loss. My name is Dr Fab fem and no I don't want to see your enormous penis "No, I want Doctor Dawn from the real Embarrassing Bodies to see it... | |||
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