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Gis Trucker's Childhood Years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw a little Gis sitting on the curb.

The old man sat and watched him and saw that Gis was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand.

Every few minutes, the young Gis would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit.

After the man watched little Gis for a few minutes he walked over and asked the himy what he was doing.

Gis looked the old man in the eye and said, "I'm playing truck driver!"

"Playing truck driver?" the man asked.

"Yeah, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant Stu and just soooooooo true

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By *cots70Couple
over a year ago

west lothian

lol stu ....now u must follow this up with the older gis ..and his bi tendancies...lol ...awaits with battered breath..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spot on llf and bi gis i knew it would get out eventually lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gis? Bi?.... not so much out the closet as out the back of a lorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So....Gis.....closet/off the back of a lorry bisexual......hmmmmmmm....this has possibilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has more potential if u ask me ;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky foooookers, lol, the only person who get's up my brown starfish is the GP when he checks my prostate!

Mrs 70 and Pleas, I know you two want my ass, but pleaseeeee, pick a number and get in line, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck the number im first in the line x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

make sure u polish ur strap on first tho pleasurer...gis likes them to be shiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a truncheon stored away that needs to be used stu all shiney and ready and not the new compact one either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make sure u polish ur strap on first tho pleasurer...gis likes them to be shiny"

Saying that Grizzly, I'll need the strap on to deal with Pleas, she's insatiable, so will use that when me cock fails, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i got a truncheon stored away that needs to be used stu all shiney and ready and not the new compact one either "
watch out gis....soon have a smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

insatiable my arse llf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"insatiable my arse llf

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oooh...ur arse is insatiable???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"insatiable my arse llf

oooh...ur arse is insatiable??? "

I'll be using that truncheon on Pleas me thinks.....bend over copper, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch this space stu il tell u how loud he squeeled llf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ooooh...make him squeeeel...make him squeeeel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i plan to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs Im not a pig being led to the slaughterhouse you know..... saying that, I did let out a howl when we met, lol................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs Im not a pig being led to the slaughterhouse you know..... saying that, I did let out a howl when we met, lol................ "

lol.....well...am looking forward to the new updated version of deliverance now...."boy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

il tell u in secret stu could be a whole new story for ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"il tell u in secret stu could be a whole new story for ya "

Oh goody...I love a good yarn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"il tell u in secret stu could be a whole new story for ya

Oh goody...I love a good yarn "

dont worry grizzly, it will only be a short story, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i promise it will be long and painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no i promise it will be long and painful "

Good Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, this is turning into that Misery film, lol, can just picture Pleas as Kathy Bates with a sledge hammer.... Oooooooo more pain please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LMAO!!!....sounds to me like you're gonna get as much pain as you can handle Gis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she ties me ankles to the bed grizzly, then I know Im in deep trouble, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lends pleasurer bed restraints and gag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lends pleasurer bed restraints and gag "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truncheon packed duck tape packed rope packed n threw in a feather n few bandages just for gd measure oh n will dress as a nurse so bend over gis this wee nursie gonna give u the time of yer truckin travels lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Truncheon packed duck tape packed rope packed n threw in a feather n few bandages just for gd measure oh n will dress as a nurse so bend over gis this wee nursie gonna give u the time of yer truckin travels lmao"

Geee, all that fun, and the best thing is.......it's totally free!!!! Crikey I love this website, lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Truncheon packed duck tape packed rope packed n threw in a feather n few bandages just for gd measure oh n will dress as a nurse so bend over gis this wee nursie gonna give u the time of yer truckin travels lmao

Geee, all that fun, and the best thing is.......it's totally free!!!! Crikey I love this website, lmao "

Lol...and will all be video taped and posted on some of the less salubrious websites.......

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Keep on trucking........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh now theres an idea a wee money spinner watch this space lmao

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