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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What should I do with my old strap on?

Should I put it in the green bin or should I recycle it or even give it to charity. I'm sure there must be someone short on cash and in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it. You never know when you might need it for that elusive ffff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it in oor bin.....and thats no reference to flames flange.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have.... "

You should have watched to see if she ran straight indoors when she found it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep it. You never know when you might need it for that elusive ffff. "

Na it's done. The dildo is hanging off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw it in oor bin.....and thats no reference to flames flange. "

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

What a dildo with brewers droop lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a dildo with brewers droop lol "

. I wore it out

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"What a dildo with brewers droop lol

. I wore it out "

I dread to think of the state of the arse you wore it out on!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have.... "

PMSL that really cheered me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a dildo with brewers droop lol

. I wore it out "

Where too? Didnt you get strange stares x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a dildo with brewers droop lol

. I wore it out

Where too? Didnt you get strange stares x "

Co op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could give it the police for a truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have.... "

Ha ha too funny jinty. Pmsl

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"You could give it the police for a truncheon "

No use, they have those extending ones now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a dildo with brewers droop lol

. I wore it out

Where too? Didnt you get strange stares x

Co op "

Ha ha ha, just spat out me tea laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a dildo with brewers droop lol

. I wore it out

Where too? Didnt you get strange stares x

Co op

Ha ha ha, just spat out me tea laughing "

It was handy to carry my shopping bags on. How else do you think I wore it out

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Contact local council recycling center or do same as Jinty

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

LoveHoney give you loyalty points if you send old toys to them.

Let them handle the disposal and you get points towards a new one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LoveHoney give you loyalty points if you send old toys to them.

Let them handle the disposal and you get points towards a new one."

I didn't know that. Great thanks I have a box full of old toys. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What should I do with my old strap on?

Should I put it in the green bin..... "

What a waste of a good strap on lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"LoveHoney give you loyalty points if you send old toys to them.

Let them handle the disposal and you get points towards a new one.

I didn't know that. Great thanks I have a box full of old toys. X"

I have simpsons monopoly and scrabble wonder what i can get for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What should I do with my old strap on?

Should I put it in the green bin.....

What a waste of a good strap on lol"

It's not good it's flaccid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LoveHoney give you loyalty points if you send old toys to them.

Let them handle the disposal and you get points towards a new one.

I didn't know that. Great thanks I have a box full of old toys. X

I have simpsons monopoly and scrabble wonder what i can get for them "

Can I have Simpson monopoly please?

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

i had a dildo that just disappeared , many years ago now . I maintain to this day my then husband threw it out , if he was alive today i would have asked him how he disposed of it for the op but alas he is gone , just like the dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have.... "

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

pmsl could go for a greek funeral pyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl could go for a greek funeral pyre "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have.... "
Jinty your an evil woman but so so funny

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By *rankygirlWoman
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have.... "

That's brilliant - can you imagine your neighbour's faces x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have....

That's brilliant - can you imagine your neighbour's faces x "

Well their faces are normally like two well skelped erses so I'm imagining there wasn't much change. ...kept my head down every time they were in the garden for months though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good question missus!! I had a big vibe I wasn't happy with...and I'm deeply ashamed to say that I snuck out under cover of darkness one night and buried it in a pot of petunias belonging to a neighbour I'm not too fond of.....I still chuckle imagining her finding a big knob as she planted her winter pansies.....and yes....I know I shouldn't have.... Jinty your an evil woman but so so funny "

I so wanted to have the nerve to ask if a rabbit had been at her bizzie lizziez!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"pmsl could go for a greek funeral pyre "

I was thinking Viking burning boat. Plenty places Doon the Watter to launch it, Largs in particular!

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