FabSwingers.com forum: Country and Western

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Found these country & western songs titles online tonight and (sad as this may sound) found a couple of them on Limewire so they're real!!! WTF? Some brilliant names!!!

Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer)

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You (thanks to Don Fortier)

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

I Slipped and Fell in Love (thanks to Anne W)

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Hair in My Eyes Like a Highland Steer (thanks to Anne W)

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

My Give-A-Damn's Busted (thanks to Anne W)

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen

If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off (thanks to Anne W)

All My Exes Live in Texas

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (thanks to Anne W)

Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight

I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me

Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of your Heart?

If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up

All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill

Peel Me a Nanner

I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes, As Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus (Sittin' on the Dashboard of My Car)

I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2