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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DLT VERSUS FURRY.....

leadership of furry harem.

Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.

No spitting. No eye gouging.

Only one aim the last man standing wins.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....

leadership of furry harem.

Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.

No spitting. No eye gouging.

Only one aim the last man standing wins.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING. "

Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....

leadership of furry harem.

Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.

No spitting. No eye gouging.

Only one aim the last man standing wins.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.

Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please "

And NAKED!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont and never have worked for stobarts or any supermarket chain unlike my esteemed and furrier compatriot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....

leadership of furry harem.

Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.

No spitting. No eye gouging.

Only one aim the last man standing wins.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.

Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please

And NAKED!!!!! "

i'll stretch to speedo's or a mankini

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont and never have worked for stobarts or any supermarket chain unlike my esteemed and furrier compatriot "

Stop whingeing and get on with It.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont and never have worked for stobarts or any supermarket chain unlike my esteemed and furrier compatriot

Stop whingeing and get on with It. "

its underway pmsl just waiting on my fellow competitor getting underway

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....

leadership of furry harem.

Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.

No spitting. No eye gouging.

Only one aim the last man standing wins.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.

Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please

And NAKED!!!!! i'll stretch to speedo's or a mankini "

I'm only stretching to gaudy Bermuda shorts! Got a reputation to uphold you know

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

My moneys on furry unless trucker gets his stockings and pvc number on again because he's partial to that kinda attire and his heels would jab furry in the bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. "

while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....

leadership of furry harem.

Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.

No spitting. No eye gouging.

Only one aim the last man standing wins.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.

Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please

And NAKED!!!!! i'll stretch to speedo's or a mankini

I'm only stretching to gaudy Bermuda shorts! Got a reputation to uphold you know "

wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the girl that walks round the ring with the number? I have experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Really pmsl here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the girl that walks round the ring with the number? I have experience "

Fem yes you can be the ring hottie. Hope you've got your heels on.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl "

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! "

Noooooooooo, not rabbits!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! "

in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl "

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the girl that walks round the ring with the number? I have experience

Fem yes you can be the ring hottie. Hope you've got your heels on. "

I do and my string bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? "

the barn owl pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id just like to point out my colleague has been quiet for too long

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Id just like to point out my colleague has been quiet for too long "

Because I was polishing my crane

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


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Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please "

That'll play havoc with the excessive body hair.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl "

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"My moneys on furry unless trucker gets his stockings and pvc number on again because he's partial to that kinda attire and his heels would jab furry in the bollox "

Fuck. I've just got over seeing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? "

oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay "

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! "

hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl "

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk "

its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl "

You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment."

What's the points then woody?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl

You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!! "

Oh, that's hitting below the belt!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl

You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!!

Oh, that's hitting below the belt!"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment.

What's the points then woody? "

Nearly peed myself at Woody...'There's a snake in my boots'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl

You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!!

Oh, that's hitting below the belt!

No, THATS a knockout blow!! "

Think PP might have something to say now

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

DLT is ahead now, after that low blow from furry, so he's 10-9 up

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment.

What's the points then woody?

Nearly peed myself at Woody...'There's a snake in my boots'!! "

It's not in my boot, just tucked in the top of my sock...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl

You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!!

Oh, that's hitting below the belt!

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

Think PP might have something to say now "

I think PP knows when he's met his match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl

You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!! "

sneaking suspicion furry may in fact own a stobarts uniform and regularly visits truck stops wielding a camera(think i may have sneaked ahead with that one)

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!! "

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.

I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl

Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl

Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl

So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay

Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl

You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl

You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!! sneaking suspicion furry may in fact own a stobarts uniform and regularly visits truck stops wielding a camera(think i may have sneaked ahead with that one) "

At least I don't stand on the end of platforms at train stations, trousers at half mast, 27 year old parka, NHS special glasses, notepad and 3 disposable cameras, white socks and brown Jesus creeper sandals

That's me at least 4 ahead now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver."

thats not gonna happen

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


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sneaking suspicion furry may in fact own a stobarts uniform and regularly visits truck stops wielding a camera(think i may have sneaked ahead with that one)

At least I don't stand on the end of platforms at train stations, trousers at half mast, 27 year old parka, NHS special glasses, notepad and 3 disposable cameras, white socks and brown Jesus creeper sandals

That's me at least 4 ahead now "

Break! This is getting dirty now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No answer from furry is he admitting defeat?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No answer from furry is he admitting defeat? "

Ahem - see above train boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station "

Or stuffing all the seats I a 2nd class carriage?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station "

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in

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over a year ago


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in "

shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man "

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy "

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! "

yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER "

Hey! Leave the cowboys out of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER

Hey! Leave the cowboys out of this! "

but you the sherriff magnet not the cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER

Hey! Leave the cowboys out of this! "

Is that a rusty sheriff's badge on yer hat??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER

Hey! Leave the cowboys out of this! "

Does this mean he forfeits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER

Hey! Leave the cowboys out of this!

Does this mean he forfeits? "

not at all,never give in

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station

Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man

Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy

I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER

Hey! Leave the cowboys out of this!

Does this mean he forfeits? "

That round has to go to Furry, in light of the rusty sheriffs badge.

And it's a chocolate starfish.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Woohoo!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you "

Hey, what about the referee? And don't fob me off with Bru in a dress!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you

Hey, what about the referee? And don't fob me off with Bru in a dress! "

Ok, fairs fair, come on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you "
cheers mate i'll return that favour in round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission "

I didn't think he was a submissive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission "

Have you got him tied up? That's another thing I would like to watch.

Next thread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean that in a breach of forum regulation 120.3-1 a disqualification is imminent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission

Have you got him tied up? That's another thing I would like to watch.

No I do, only if furry could handle it,

Next thread please "

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver."

Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver

Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.

Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver

Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads "

just get our frienda with the council shove you out the way with their gritters

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.

Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver

Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads "

You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.

Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver

Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads

You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law... "

oooooooohhhhh bitchy

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.

Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver

Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads

You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law... oooooooohhhhh bitchy "

The only thing worse, of course, is those bastards who drive white vans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No, THATS a knockout blow!!

No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.

Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver

Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads

You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law... oooooooohhhhh bitchy

The only thing worse, of course, is those bastards who drive white vans.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look u huggers my daddy was a taxi driver and my Pappa was a gritted driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went to bed woke up and all has broken loose.

Thanks to magnet for be subbie ref.

And fem for being the hottie with the round card's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is round 2 taking place?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When is round 2 taking place? "

You go again dlt?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need?

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over a year ago


"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need? "

I think it was a plea maybe furry.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need?

I think it was a plea maybe furry. "

Well I left the harem door ajar for him again tonight Charlie

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over a year ago


"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need?

I think it was a plea maybe furry.

Well I left the harem door ajar for him again tonight Charlie "

pmsl,not bad for someone who sent a pm offering a rematch

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need?

I think it was a plea maybe furry.

Well I left the harem door ajar for him again tonight Charlie pmsl,not bad for someone who sent a pm offering a rematch "

No, I asked if you waxed your chest

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Don't do it tonight, I'm still knackered for refereeing last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe go on I'm dressed for it now

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

And my bow tie is at the dry cleaners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now "
we noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed "

Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed

Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about "

I noticed, and that wasn't all I noticed!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed

Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about "

Yes 'e does....

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over a year ago


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed

Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about

I noticed, and that wasn't all I noticed!! "

What else did you notice

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed

Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about

I noticed, and that wasn't all I noticed!!

What else did you notice "

A couple of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed

Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about

I noticed, and that wasn't all I noticed!!

What else did you notice

A couple of things "

Ahh got you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed

Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about

Yes 'e does...."

How do you?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

You're dressed to hold up the round cards again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're dressed to hold up the round cards again. "

Oh I might have changed

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Boiler suit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boiler suit? "

Birthday

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Damn. I never sent you a card.

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