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"DLT VERSUS FURRY..... leadership of furry harem. Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting. No spitting. No eye gouging. Only one aim the last man standing wins. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING. ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please ![]() | |||
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY..... leadership of furry harem. Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting. No spitting. No eye gouging. Only one aim the last man standing wins. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And NAKED!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY..... leadership of furry harem. Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting. No spitting. No eye gouging. Only one aim the last man standing wins. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i'll stretch to speedo's or a mankini ![]() | |||
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"I dont and never have worked for stobarts or any supermarket chain unlike my esteemed and furrier compatriot ![]() Stop whingeing and get on with It. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dont and never have worked for stobarts or any supermarket chain unlike my esteemed and furrier compatriot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its underway pmsl just waiting on my fellow competitor getting underway ![]() | |||
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY..... leadership of furry harem. Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting. No spitting. No eye gouging. Only one aim the last man standing wins. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm only stretching to gaudy Bermuda shorts! Got a reputation to uphold you know ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl ![]() | |||
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY..... leadership of furry harem. Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting. No spitting. No eye gouging. Only one aim the last man standing wins. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() wimp ![]() | |||
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"Can I be the girl that walks round the ring with the number? I have experience " Fem yes you can be the ring hottie. Hope you've got your heels on. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() Noooooooooo, not rabbits!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? ![]() | |||
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"Can I be the girl that walks round the ring with the number? I have experience Fem yes you can be the ring hottie. Hope you've got your heels on. ![]() ![]() I do and my string bikini ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() the barn owl pmsl ![]() | |||
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"Id just like to point out my colleague has been quiet for too long ![]() Because I was polishing my crane ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please ![]() That'll play havoc with the excessive body hair. | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? ![]() | |||
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"My moneys on furry unless trucker gets his stockings and pvc number on again because he's partial to that kinda attire and his heels would jab furry in the bollox ![]() Fuck. I've just got over seeing that! | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment." What's the points then woody? | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh, that's hitting below the belt! | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment. What's the points then woody? " Nearly peed myself at Woody...'There's a snake in my boots'!! ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Think PP might have something to say now ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment. What's the points then woody? Nearly peed myself at Woody...'There's a snake in my boots'!! ![]() It's not in my boot, just tucked in the top of my sock... | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think PP knows when he's met his match ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() sneaking suspicion furry may in fact own a stobarts uniform and regularly visits truck stops wielding a camera(think i may have sneaked ahead with that one) ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver. | |||
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either. I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() At least I don't stand on the end of platforms at train stations, trousers at half mast, 27 year old parka, NHS special glasses, notepad and 3 disposable cameras, white socks and brown Jesus creeper sandals ![]() ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() thats not gonna happen ![]() | |||
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" sneaking suspicion furry may in fact own a stobarts uniform and regularly visits truck stops wielding a camera(think i may have sneaked ahead with that one) ![]() ![]() ![]() Break! This is getting dirty now! | |||
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"No answer from furry is he admitting defeat? ![]() Ahem - see above train boy ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() Or stuffing all the seats I a 2nd class carriage? | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() shed?in a third floor flat?your having a laugh man ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry, lock up garage! Delboy ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've just realised, it's not a truck - it's a bloody yellow reliant robin van! ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yeah owned by cowboy builders,YOU PLONKER ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey! Leave the cowboys out of this! ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() but you the sherriff magnet not the cowboy ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that a rusty sheriff's badge on yer hat?? ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does this mean he forfeits? ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() not at all,never give in ![]() | |||
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That round has to go to Furry, in light of the rusty sheriffs badge. And it's a chocolate starfish. ![]() | |||
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"My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you ![]() Hey, what about the referee? And don't fob me off with Bru in a dress! ![]() | |||
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"My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you ![]() ![]() Ok, fairs fair, come on in ![]() | |||
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"My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you ![]() cheers mate i'll return that favour in round 2 ![]() | |||
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"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission ![]() I didn't think he was a submissive? ![]() | |||
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"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission ![]() Have you got him tied up? That's another thing I would like to watch. Next thread please | |||
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"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission ![]() ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() Oi ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() just get our frienda with the council shove you out the way with their gritters ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law... ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oooooooohhhhh bitchy ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The only thing worse, of course, is those bastards who drive white vans.... ![]() | |||
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" No, THATS a knockout blow!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need? ![]() ![]() I think it was a plea maybe furry. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I left the harem door ajar for him again tonight Charlie ![]() | |||
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"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pmsl,not bad for someone who sent a pm offering a rematch ![]() | |||
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"Errrrr it was a one night fight and I won mate. But I did let the harem tend to you after - what more do you need? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, I asked if you waxed your chest ![]() | |||
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"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed ![]() ![]() ![]() I noticed, and that wasn't all I noticed!! ![]() | |||
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"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes 'e does.... | |||
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"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What else did you notice ![]() | |||
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"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A couple of things ![]() | |||
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"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahh got you ![]() | |||
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