FabSwingers.com forum: Big chuff

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following from the big cock thread.

So does every guy like a big chuff?

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

whats a chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following from the big cock thread.

So does every guy like a big chuff? "

They all taste the same ( which is bloody lovely btw)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Ah! Thanks for that, I had no idea either!

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Prefere neat n hair free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neat n tidy and preferably tight. ..n pererebly without tv remotes and wine bottles...lol

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

"Neat n tidy and preferably tight. ..n pererebly without tv remotes and wine bottles...lol

Or fruit or veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

lmao!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

And we like our snatches infection free....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

And we like our snatches infection free....

Hmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

And we like our snatches infection free....

Hmmm yes please

Nae custard....heave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

And we like our snatches infection free....

Hmmm yes please

Nae custard....heave..."

Oh God!!! Are we back to blue waffles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

And we like our snatches infection free....

Hmmm yes please

Nae custard....heave...

Oh God!!! Are we back to blue waffles?

What are you like KoK! I wish people would stop taking blue waffle. It's giving me the boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

Way down the listings on UD it's listed as definition 18 - although admittedly I heard it on Top Gear or something am sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats a chuff

A lady flower

Haha I thought it was a fart!

Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch

Way down the listings on UD it's listed as definition 18 - although admittedly I heard it on Top Gear or something am sure."

Ok thanks for confirming that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha well I didn't want to look like a total twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha well I didn't want to look like a total twat

I have never actually called it a chuff to be honest but I was looking for a better word to use that pussy c**t or flower. I done a quick google search and chuff came up. It made me laugh so that's what I used. So your not the only one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen some on here that look like a butchers stank.. you could toss a caber up some of them from here..

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By *our kinda guyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Smooth and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a inniy to a outy!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I thought it was a fart too

....everyday is a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol made me laugh. Havent heard of it being called that either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not worried about the size of the chuff haha, as long as it's clean and tidy. Preferably with a little bit of hair and not looking like a smashed up taco. I'm not against it tasting like a taco though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not worried about the size of the chuff haha, as long as it's clean and tidy. Preferably with a little bit of hair and not looking like a smashed up taco. I'm not against it tasting like a taco though...

I would be worried if it tasted like a taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be worried if it tasted like a taco

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind a big chuff as long as it's trimmed and clean and looking to be worshipped. Jim

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By *ulfeMan
over a year ago

city

Jeeez in my home country chuff is your arse

If it is your lady garden then why do people say "stick it up your chuff" to men

Or no chuffing way ?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Jeeez in my home country chuff is your arse

If it is your lady garden then why do people say "stick it up your chuff" to men

Or no chuffing way ? "

I have been waiting 24 hours to say this! I've always known the saying "He takes it up the chuff"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be worried if it tasted like a taco

Ha ha, I've never come across one yet that tasted like a taco, but if I ever did (say perhaps in Mexico...

) I'd be okay with that. Just as I would if all chuff tasted of chocolate, which can be done if I've been to the ASDA and bought 5 for £2.

What would the ideal chuff flavour be anyway? I'm a big fan of it's original flavour, but if there were to be genetically flavoured fannies in the future what would the guys want, and what would the ladies pick...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I read on the Internet that its called chuff so if the Internet says its true it must be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeeez in my home country chuff is your arse

If it is your lady garden then why do people say "stick it up your chuff" to men

Or no chuffing way ?

I have been waiting 24 hours to say this! I've always known the saying "He takes it up the chuff"! "

24 hours you say. Have you been a bad boy again?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I didn't think so, but somebody else did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't think so, but somebody else did.

What you like

soon you won't be able to post at all. Then what will you do. I hope you spent the time thinking about your actions and the consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a fat tight chuff but it keeps its occupiers nice and warm

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I didn't think so, but somebody else did.

What you like

soon you won't be able to post at all. Then what will you do. I hope you spent the time thinking about your actions and the consequences

Nah, I spent it batch baking, and stocking the freezer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fat tight chuff but it keeps its occupiers nice and warm

Looks absolutely delicious too, had a wee nosey at your pics. I've had that popping candy used on me before, it turns blue, made an awful mess of my white sheets... looked like Papa Smurf came all over the sheets ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fat tight chuff but it keeps its occupiers nice and warm

SHHHHH, don't ruin it for me before I've even done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fat tight chuff but it keeps its occupiers nice and warm

SHHHHH, don't ruin it for me before I've even done it

Sorry to spoil the surprise. I can personally recommend the Fizz Wiz candy on the basis it never discoloured my sheets and she never had a blue face afterwards when she gave me a kiss

Either way shewantstheboaby he's in for a treat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neat trimmed or shaved but deffo not a big chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I'm just wondering the guys obviously use lynx cans, sky remotes to measure theirs so what on earth would you use or how would you measure to see if you have a big chuff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm I'm just wondering the guys obviously use lynx cans, sky remotes to measure theirs so what on earth would you use or how would you measure to see if you have a big chuff?

What about one of those spaghetti measuring thingies with the different sized holes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a foof

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or a chuff of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm I'm just wondering the guys obviously use lynx cans, sky remotes to measure theirs so what on earth would you use or how would you measure to see if you have a big chuff?

What about one of those spaghetti measuring thingies with the different sized holes? "

Need to be care which way you put it mind

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Hmm I'm just wondering the guys obviously use lynx cans, sky remotes to measure theirs so what on earth would you use or how would you measure to see if you have a big chuff?

What about one of those spaghetti measuring thingies with the different sized holes? "

I think if you can get a $ky remote in without touching the sides, it's a big foof. If a guy can get his winky through a spaghetti measurer, give him a miss, ladies...

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