FabSwingers.com forum: How can you tell?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How can you tell if someone is posh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They shop in waitrose??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

You mean "How can one tell if someone is posh?"

You're welcome!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

They would never spit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean "How can one tell if someone is posh?"

You're welcome!

I'm obviously not then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They shop in waitrose??

Ohh a waitrose is opening near me. Can't wait to be posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They have a horsey chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wear Burberry dearstalker hats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you tell if someone is posh? "

Or if someone wants you to think they are posh ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can you tell if someone is posh?

Or if someone wants you to think they are posh ?

No just if someone is. It's only a bit of fun nothing serious

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

They know which cabins to choose on transatlantic voyages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They normally have a family doctor

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"They normally have a family doctor "

Ooops....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"You mean "How can one tell if someone is posh?"

You're welcome!

I'm obviously not then

When they correct someone's grammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If yo need to wonder, they're not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

When you get a good right swing in because their nose is turned up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer

that's you ruled oot then pishy lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean "How can one tell if someone is posh?"

You're welcome!

I'm obviously not then

When they correct someone's grammer

I actually had a date with a very attractive young female doctor! Turns out she wasn't really that posh as my dad was her dad's boss!!!

Was so so irritating and patronising however I stuck it out and she ended up sucking my cock!!! That's one way to shut her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told I'm posh all the time so that tells you something..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When one gets oot o' the bath tae pee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean "How can one tell if someone is posh?"

You're welcome!

I'm obviously not then

When they correct someone's grammer

Or ones spelling.

Or they tell you they can't meet that weekend as its Dear Tristans clarinet recital and the Nanny is off in Verbier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you tell if someone is posh? "
there farts smell of roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they offer you earl grey tea in a nice china cup , saucer and give you very expensive chocolate biscuits in a nice china plate

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When its cake for elevenses and cucumber sandwiches for tea at 330

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

You just have to look at me to tell I'm posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They know what Posh is an accronime for

And can spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to look at me to tell I'm posh

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aye right pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"You just have to look at me to tell I'm posh

aye right pmsl"
Oi cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you arrive at the house or flat and butler greets you and hands you a Condom on a sliver platter

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"They wear Burberry dearstalker hats!"

Chavs wear Burberry. Posh folk wear hand me down Barbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you arrive at the house or flat and butler greets you and hands you a Condom on a sliver platter

Didn't think you'd been at my posh house??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer

that's you ruled oot then pishy lol lol

Shut it pishy pants...you ken well fine em posh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When one replys "air her ler" instead of oh hello.

One has a chauffeur to be driven around in normally a Bentley.

One is never seen with their "little darlings" the au pair will have them

But if they are seen they normally are calling out there ridiculous names like

"GERTURD come here" or MAXAMILLION get down from there.

They normally summer in the Cotswold, and always go skiing on the alps and stay in their log cabins.

One has a paddock and has a stable boy

"Oh one could go on and on - snort mwah ha ha ha. Snort Jeeves call Elizabeth get her to collect Gertrude from her horse riding lesson."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer

that's you ruled oot then pishy lol lol

Shut it pishy pants...you ken well fine em posh!!

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aye righto kk"ho,chantelle gies a haun wi these bottles o buckie,the em gaun fur a jump roon at the skips at the back o tannadice".

Posh mu arse pmsl

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"They know what Posh is an accronime for

Dont have to be posh to know that!

Only have to watch QI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true! Found out you watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like-to-be posh or properly posh?

The former drive huge, expensive 4x4's they have no idea how to handle, have personalized number plates, wear the latest fashions and have immaculate hair. They invariably ask where you live and which school your child goes to, in order to gauge if they are richer than you.

Properly posh people have a haircut every 6-12 months, wear trousers 4inches too short, ask the attendant at Shell garage to fill up the car as they have no idea where the petrol cap is and drive 15year old Subarus. Fast. Sometimes they even have a wicker basket on their arm to carry messages. Sorry, shopping.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Have their own maid ( I'm available )

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"They know what Posh is an accronime for

And can spell"

What, you can spell Acronym? And don't you mean anagram?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When they fart it sounds like this...

PAAARRRPPP!!!

Dlt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They know what Posh is an accronime for

And can spell

What, you can spell Acronym? And don't you mean anagram?

No i mean Acronym. Not anagram

Port

Starboard

Home

P.o.s.h.

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"How can you tell if someone is posh? "

The smell of faeces can give many a posh person away.. The ones that are stuck up arseholes, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of inverse snobbery going on here

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Snobbery isnt the same as being posh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit of inverse snobbery going on here

Like I said already its just a bit of fun. No need to take it seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of inverse snobbery going on here

Like I said already its just a bit of fun. No need to take it seriously "
PAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRP

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.

In fact, I don't look at you at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.

In fact, I don't look at you at all.

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why you under 5' 2" and have to look up all the time?

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.

In fact, I don't look at you at all.

U calling me common, innit!?

I'll have u know am close to a Disney Princess! (well av a Belle end).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer

that's you ruled oot then pishy lol lol

Shut it pishy pants...you ken well fine em posh!!

aye righto kk"ho,chantelle gies a haun wi these bottles o buckie,the em gaun fur a jump roon at the skips at the back o tannadice".

Posh mu arse pmsl

Am too!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.

In fact, I don't look at you at all.

U calling me common, innit!?

I'll have u know am close to a Disney Princess! (well av a Belle end)."
fnar

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

U calling me common, innit!?

I'll have u know am close to a Disney Princess! (well av a Belle end)."

Got a beast in your shorts?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.

In fact, I don't look at you at all.

why you under 5' 2" and have to look up all the time?

No, one has staff to look at ordinary plebs for one.

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

U calling me common, innit!?

I'll have u know am close to a Disney Princess! (well av a Belle end).

Got a beast in your shorts?

Nope. A raging inferno am away to reduce to cinders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.

In fact, I don't look at you at all.

why you under 5' 2" and have to look up all the time?

No, one has staff to look at ordinary plebs for one.

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could get into trouble for that remember plebgate pmsl

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Ah, but I am posh, that MP is just a snob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, but I am posh, that MP is just a snob!

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or jealous lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Ah, but I am posh, that MP is just a snob!

or jealous lol"

Very true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah, but I am posh, that MP is just a snob!

Your obviously not posh. You have the chauffeurs hat on.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Ah, but I am posh, that MP is just a snob!

Your obviously not posh. You have the chauffeurs hat on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snobbery isnt the same as being posh...

Exactly

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