FabSwingers.com forum: Scottish banter

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A husband and wife are staying in a hotel and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However as soon as they settled down the man (not quite redy for slumber) leans over and whispers softly hey snuggle boopy boopy boops your lickie hubby wubby isnt quite ready for bye byes yet. The wife takes the hint and says ok butt i have to use the bathroom first. So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her hunsband jumps up and exclaims in a concerend tone oh my little honey bunny is your nosey wosey all right? No harm is done so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for 3 hours. Afterwards the whfe goes off to the bathroom again. But on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts "clumsy bitch pick yerself up yer makeing the place look untidy. Lol.