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"Form an orderly line please and no pushing" its better to be wanted than to want   | |||
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"I like running my fingers through his chest hair.....I'll be happy to have the hairy part "So are you going to cut him up and share him then? If so I will have his right bum cheek and jeans pocket. His wallet must be in there | |||
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"I like running my fingers through his chest hair.....I'll be happy to have the hairy part
So are you going to cut him up and share him then? If so I will have his right bum cheek and jeans pocket. His wallet must be in there "I'm sure it is, no money in it though, just an out of date condom  | |||
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"I like running my fingers through his chest hair.....I'll be happy to have the hairy part
So are you going to cut him up and share him then? If so I will have his right bum cheek and jeans pocket. His wallet must be in there
I'm sure it is, no money in it though, just an out of date condom "Great  I withdraw my request for the right bum cheek. Someone else can have it | |||
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"Can I feel about that pocket ? "Sorry, you'll have to join the back of the queue | |||
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"I'm patient "ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol " | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol "I'm packing light - just my stripey boxers | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
I'm packing light - just my stripey boxers "Thats fine darling cause im packing the tiny white speedos for the ceremony lol  | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
I'm packing light - just my stripey boxers Thats fine darling cause im packing the tiny white speedos for the ceremony lol "I'd rather see you in that red set you've got but if you want to wear white speedos, be my guest  | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
I'm packing light - just my stripey boxers Thats fine darling cause im packing the tiny white speedos for the ceremony lol
I'd rather see you in that red set you've got but if you want to wear white speedos, be my guest "ok a compromise then u in the red basque | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
I'm packing light - just my stripey boxers Thats fine darling cause im packing the tiny white speedos for the ceremony lol
I'd rather see you in that red set you've got but if you want to wear white speedos, be my guest ok a compromise then u in the red basque "If I did that tvbride would kill me!!  | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol "Nothing like marking your territory | |||
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"Ok bit of a surprise but your first on the list magnet " God no. I just want him to feel pain for all his polygamy!  | |||
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"Ok bit of a surprise but your first on the list magnet God no. I just want him to feel pain for all his polygamy! "Yeah yeah. You want a commitment ceremony. | |||
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"No use, I can't give him hunners of babies, and he seems to want them. "You could give him jelly babies | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
I'm packing light - just my stripey boxers Thats fine darling cause im packing the tiny white speedos for the ceremony lol
I'd rather see you in that red set you've got but if you want to wear white speedos, be my guest ok a compromise then u in the red basque
If I did that tvbride would kill me!! "ffs stick up for yourself man,or is a fellow trucker gonna have to do it for you | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
I'm packing light - just my stripey boxers Thats fine darling cause im packing the tiny white speedos for the ceremony lol
I'd rather see you in that red set you've got but if you want to wear white speedos, be my guest ok a compromise then u in the red basque
If I did that tvbride would kill me!! "Only if you didn't get a chest wax first | |||
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"Form an orderly line please and no pushing" had him months ago 5/10 | |||
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"Form an orderly line please and no pushinghad him months ago 5/10 "Didn't have him in 1999 as too d*unk 0/10 | |||
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"No use, I can't give him hunners of babies, and he seems to want them.
You could give him jelly babies "oh I'm out of this one babies they tend to make me grumpy think I will adopt a gorilla | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
Nothing like marking your territory "Well fab everyone knows hes been promised to me for such a long time and the wedding was going to happen one day hee hee | |||
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"He's gone quiet,think he might have gone into hiding "Pssssttttt he just under the duvet he'll be back soon | |||
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"I'm patient ohhhh dear im affraid hes promised to me five weeks time in New York ..so no one can have him sorry lol
Nothing like marking your territory "Didn't think watersports was Furry's thing | |||
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"He's gone quiet,think he might have gone into hiding Pssssttttt he just under the duvet he'll be back soon "Dutch Oven Miss D?? | |||
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"No use, I can't give him hunners of babies, and he seems to want them.
You could give him jelly babies oh I'm out of this one babies they tend to make me grumpy think I will adopt a gorilla "What are you talking about!! Your trying to marry one not adopt it | |||
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"He's gone quiet,think he might have gone into hiding Pssssttttt he just under the duvet he'll be back soon
Dutch Oven Miss D?? "shhhhhhhhh | |||
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"He's gone quiet,think he might have gone into hiding Pssssttttt he just under the duvet he'll be back soon
Dutch Oven Miss D?? "Just had to look that up.  | |||
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"He's gone quiet,think he might have gone into hiding Pssssttttt he just under the duvet he'll be back soon
Dutch Oven Miss D?? shhhhhhhhh "PAAAAAAARRRRRRRP  | |||
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"He's gone quiet,think he might have gone into hiding Pssssttttt he just under the duvet he'll be back soon
Dutch Oven Miss D?? shhhhhhhhh PAAAAAAARRRRRRRP "What a posh fart you do | |||
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"He's gone quiet,think he might have gone into hiding Pssssttttt he just under the duvet he'll be back soon
Dutch Oven Miss D?? shhhhhhhhh PAAAAAAARRRRRRRP
What a posh fart you do "oh thanks | |||
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What a posh fart you do oh thanks "Your welcome sir | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger "I guess he has been gassed then. Poor furry | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger "Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol "not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol "Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol "pmsl | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol "Eh???? Cannae paint a red face on you!! | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol
Eh???? Cannae paint a red face on you!! "Oi cheeky | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol
Eh???? Cannae paint a red face on you!! "thats rich coming from someone who resides in dundee | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol
Eh???? Cannae paint a red face on you!! thats rich coming from someone who resides in dundee " I don't actually....I stay just outside Dundee. I put that so I would fit in with you riff raff | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol
Eh???? Cannae paint a red face on you!! thats rich coming from someone who resides in dundee
I don't actually....I stay just outside Dundee. I put that so I would fit in with you riff raff "!!!!!!!!thats even worse,pretending to be a dundonian | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol
Eh???? Cannae paint a red face on you!! thats rich coming from someone who resides in dundee
I don't actually....I stay just outside Dundee. I put that so I would fit in with you riff raff !!!!!!!!thats even worse,pretending to be a dundonian "It's to fool the peasants...signed Kountess | |||
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"Still no sign of furry,he's either learned how to breathe through his ears or jacs has dropped her guts and gassed the poor bugger Oiiii excuse me im a laidieeeeee lol
Hes actually breaking the bad news to all the other ladies that he actually elopping with me to New York in a few weeks ....maybe offering them a wee shag as compensaton for letting them all down lol not gonna argue with you about being a laideeeeeeee lol Awwww stop it you got me blushing lol
Eh???? Cannae paint a red face on you!! thats rich coming from someone who resides in dundee
I don't actually....I stay just outside Dundee. I put that so I would fit in with you riff raff !!!!!!!!thats even worse,pretending to be a dundonian
It's to fool the peasants...signed Kountess "most sincere and humble apologies m'lady | |||
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"Thank god im not from anywhere near there then phewww lol "could be worse,it could be glenrothes or cumbernauld | |||
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"Thank god im not from anywhere near there then phewww lol could be worse,it could be glenrothes or cumbernauld "luckily enough im not from either of those places either lol | |||
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"Thank god im not from anywhere near there then phewww lol could be worse,it could be glenrothes or cumbernauld luckily enough im not from either of those places either lol"both have had the dubious honour of being called,and i quote"the arsehole of scotland" | |||
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"Thank god im not from anywhere near there then phewww lol " | |||
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"Right you lot. Stop talking about arsehole places. This is the furry line. So ether line up or bugger off. When he wakes up from his gassing he will want everyone ready so he can choose for himself who he wants to marry. I have a feeling it might be magnet " A bromance???
Personally, I'm going for Bru Bru....I've seen them together, their eyes met over the table one lunchtime.....the rest is history | |||
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"Right you lot. Stop talking about arsehole places. This is the furry line. So ether line up or bugger off. When he wakes up from his gassing he will want everyone ready so he can choose for himself who he wants to marry. I have a feeling it might be magnet " Noooooooooooooo don't say that il have nightmares all night now lol | |||
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"Right you lot. Stop talking about arsehole places. This is the furry line. So ether line up or bugger off. When he wakes up from his gassing he will want everyone ready so he can choose for himself who he wants to marry. I have a feeling it might be magnet A bromance???
Personally, I'm going for Bru Bru....I've seen them together, their eyes met over the table one lunchtime.....the rest is history "Hmm yes your right. I have heard about the accidental fingers touching over the last cake | |||
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"Right you lot. Stop talking about arsehole places. This is the furry line. So ether line up or bugger off. When he wakes up from his gassing he will want everyone ready so he can choose for himself who he wants to marry. I have a feeling it might be magnet A bromance???
Personally, I'm going for Bru Bru....I've seen them together, their eyes met over the table one lunchtime.....the rest is history
Hmm yes your right. I have heard about the accidental fingers touching over the last cake "
Wasn't a cake Fem, it was my cookie!! | |||
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"Right you lot. Stop talking about arsehole places. This is the furry line. So ether line up or bugger off. When he wakes up from his gassing he will want everyone ready so he can choose for himself who he wants to marry. I have a feeling it might be magnet A bromance???
Personally, I'm going for Bru Bru....I've seen them together, their eyes met over the table one lunchtime.....the rest is history "Count me out! I like mine a whole lot less simian, and a whole lot more female! | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. "couldnt have been working lol | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol "God no, it's Sunday. Dad duty for me | |||
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"I've been busy
Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol
God no, it's Sunday. Dad duty for me "Glad you weren't gassed in Miss D's Dutch oven | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol
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Glad you weren't gassed in Miss D's Dutch oven "She's a ladyeeeeeeeeeee. She doesn't do things like that | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol
God no, it's Sunday. Dad duty for me
Glad you weren't gassed in Miss D's Dutch oven
She's a ladyeeeeeeeeeee. She doesn't do things like that "PAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP 'scuse me | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol
God no, it's Sunday. Dad duty for me
Glad you weren't gassed in Miss D's Dutch oven
She's a ladyeeeeeeeeeee. She doesn't do things like that PAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP 'scuse me "Well, we KNOW you aren't a lady! | |||
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I was talking about DLT "I know but having been in my wedding attire and maybe passed wind it's surprising how long it can linger | |||
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I was talking about DLT thank feck for that "I'm not saying you don't like wearing ladies underwear - I don't know that | |||
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I was talking about DLT thank feck for that
I'm not saying you don't like wearing ladies underwear - I don't know that "there's obviously people would be happy to confirm it for you either way,youve just got to know who to ask | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol
God no, it's Sunday. Dad duty for me
Glad you weren't gassed in Miss D's Dutch oven
She's a ladyeeeeeeeeeee. She doesn't do things like that PAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP 'scuse me "Is that you doing one of your posh farts again | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol
God no, it's Sunday. Dad duty for me
Glad you weren't gassed in Miss D's Dutch oven
She's a ladyeeeeeeeeeee. She doesn't do things like that PAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP 'scuse me
Is that you doing one of your posh farts again "leave the posh out,theres a whole thread for posh people going on just now pmsl | |||
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Wasn't gassed. Don't worry. couldnt have been working lol
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She's a ladyeeeeeeeeeee. She doesn't do things like that "Thank you hubby xxx | |||
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"So the other women of Scotland can celebrate?! "yeah think they might have escaped lol | |||
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"So the other women of Scotland can celebrate?! "Ohhhh id say il be the one celebrating escaping the other horrors that are on here lol | |||
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"So the other women of Scotland can celebrate?! Ohhhh id say il be the one celebrating escaping the other horrors that are on here lol "like? | |||
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"So the other women of Scotland can celebrate?! Ohhhh id say il be the one celebrating escaping the other horrors that are on here lol like? "Offfftttt you know I couldn't possibly say lol | |||
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"So the other women of Scotland can celebrate?! Ohhhh id say il be the one celebrating escaping the other horrors that are on here lol like? Offfftttt you know I couldn't possibly say lol "be warned the santakini may make an appearance at the christmas social pmsl | |||
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"He's maybe brainwashed them and made them join his cult or something pmsl "Did you mean to post CULT? | |||
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"So the other women of Scotland can celebrate?! Ohhhh id say il be the one celebrating escaping the other horrors that are on here lol like? Offfftttt you know I couldn't possibly say lol be warned the santakini may make an appearance at the christmas social pmsl "affs | |||
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"He's maybe brainwashed them and made them join his cult or something pmsl
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"So the other women of Scotland can celebrate?! Ohhhh id say il be the one celebrating escaping the other horrors that are on here lol like? Offfftttt you know I couldn't possibly say lol be warned the santakini may make an appearance at the christmas social pmsl affs "santa baws is on his way lol | |||
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"It's not a cult - it's a harem "That's not what you told me furry, you said as long I make cakes for you I'm in.  | |||
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"It's not a cult - it's a harem
That's not what you told me furry, you said as long I make cakes for you I'm in. "Make cakes and you're in the harem - that was the deal | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully "But you were offering to go to Gregg's for everyone | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully
But you were offering to go to Gregg's for everyone "Ooooh chocolate doughnut for me please Ms Bride | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully
But you were offering to go to Gregg's for everyone "Sausage roll please. Mmmmm! | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully
But you were offering to go to Gregg's for everyone
Sausage roll please. Mmmmm! "and an iced apple turnover plz | |||
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"You lot are so easily pleased "We must be we are on the who wants furry thread | |||
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"It's not a cult - it's a harem
That's not what you told me furry, you said as long I make cakes for you I'm in.
Make cakes and you're in the harem - that was the deal "Ive made a raspberry and white chocolate trifle....am I in furry wurry???? | |||
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"It's not a cult - it's a harem
That's not what you told me furry, you said as long I make cakes for you I'm in.
Make cakes and you're in the harem - that was the deal
Ive made a raspberry and white chocolate trifle....am I in furry wurry???? "Come snuggle up next to me jinty(budges over to make room) | |||
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But you were offering to go to Gregg's for everyone "Missed that one you stirrer | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully
But you were offering to go to Gregg's for everyone "How many Greggs did you pass today ? Sorry for letting down all you fabbers he never told me i was meant to be volunteering to do a greggs run | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully
But you were offering to go to Gregg's for everyone
How many Greggs did you pass today ?
Sorry for letting down all you fabbers he never told me i was meant to be volunteering to do a greggs run "None that I saw lol. But I was trying to save you from having to bake and get flour over your new dress | |||
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I can...
What you baking then , you know if trouble you'll get in the harem "Yesterday, I made a couple of Christmas cakes, a big batch of cheese scones, and some onion bread. I also bought a large bung for my bumhole, to prevent being initiated into any harem. | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully
I can...
What you baking then , you know if trouble you'll get in the harem
Yesterday, I made a couple of Christmas cakes, a big batch of cheese scones, and some onion bread.
I also bought a large bung for my bumhole, to prevent being initiated into any harem. "You only want in so you can try to have your way with my ladies | |||
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"I can't bake thankfully
I can...
What you baking then , you know if trouble you'll get in the harem
Yesterday, I made a couple of Christmas cakes, a big batch of cheese scones, and some onion bread.
I also bought a large bung for my bumhole, to prevent being initiated into any harem.
You only want in so you can try to have your way with my ladies "Rumbled.... | |||
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"I could do with a big hug, so if your wife to be doesn't mind, may I borrow you for a wee while tonight? What about his other wives? Exactly!! Sorry Dess, he's otherwise engaged. It's chest hair washing night....takes ages by the time it's washed, conditioned, blowdried and curled! Phewww, it's a full time job. Dunno how I have time for anything else really "Haha I could actually see that happening | |||
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Haha I could actually see that happening "He loves it Fem...nice bit of pampering | |||
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Do you have a special comb and a selection of products that you use?
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Do you have a special comb and a selection of products that you use?
It's the ass that gets the products for hair control. If he doesn't do that, he's two inches higher in his lorry "Cheeky cow | |||
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Do you have a special comb and a selection of products that you use?
It's the ass that gets the products for hair control. If he doesn't do that, he's two inches higher in his lorry
Cheeky cow " | |||
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Do you have a special comb and a selection of products that you use?
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Do you have a special comb and a selection of products that you use?
It's the ass that gets the products for hair control. If he doesn't do that, he's two inches higher in his lorry jesus he must be shorter than me "Nope!!! Definitely taller than you mate - not by much though before nurse Boables starts on us shorter men | |||
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"I'll have you all know that washing and drying my chest takes longer than the hair on my head
Do you have a special comb and a selection of products that you use?
It's the ass that gets the products for hair control. If he doesn't do that, he's two inches higher in his lorry jesus he must be shorter than me
Nope!!! Definitely taller than you mate - not by much though before nurse Boables starts on us shorter men "Yep sweetie, you're taller than 'Martin four hands' He's out the little pony set... | |||
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Nope!!! Definitely taller than you mate - not by much though before nurse Boables starts on us shorter men
Yep sweetie, you're taller than 'Martin four hands' He's out the little pony set... "does that make me any cuter or more appealing to the laaaaaiidddeeees? | |||
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Nope!!! Definitely taller than you mate - not by much though before nurse Boables starts on us shorter men
Yep sweetie, you're taller than 'Martin four hands' He's out the little pony set... does that make me any cuter or more appealing to the laaaaaiidddeeees? "Only if I can pleat your pink mane and tail? | |||
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SOOK!!!!! "too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl | |||
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SOOK!!!!! too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl "Yeah ok, I'll give you that | |||
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SOOK!!!!! too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl "Sat night then...bring the pink wig!! lol....I'll be the chick that's 6ft in her heels...the cheeky mare | |||
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SOOK!!!!! too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl
Sat night then...bring the pink wig!! lol....I'll be the chick that's 6ft in her heels...the cheeky mare "He'll be there. You'll spot him a mile away in his pink wig and Halloween mankini | |||
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SOOK!!!!! too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl
Sat night then...bring the pink wig!! lol....I'll be the chick that's 6ft in her heels...the cheeky mare
He'll be there. You'll spot him a mile away in his pink wig and Halloween mankini "Arrrggghhhh, my eyes are burninggggg | |||
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SOOK!!!!! too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl
Sat night then...bring the pink wig!! lol....I'll be the chick that's 6ft in her heels...the cheeky mare
He'll be there. You'll spot him a mile away in his pink wig and Halloween mankini "better find a pink wig from somewhere just for the use and pleasure of roxy lol | |||
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SOOK!!!!! too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl
Sat night then...bring the pink wig!! lol....I'll be the chick that's 6ft in her heels...the cheeky mare
He'll be there. You'll spot him a mile away in his pink wig and Halloween mankini better find a pink wig from somewhere just for the use and pleasure of roxy lol "I'm sure you'll find one. Are you wearing the pumpkin mankini or the skeleton mankini??? | |||
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"Hang on till i get the pink wig out pmsl
SOOK!!!!! too right cant pass up an offer like that pmsl
Sat night then...bring the pink wig!! lol....I'll be the chick that's 6ft in her heels...the cheeky mare
He'll be there. You'll spot him a mile away in his pink wig and Halloween mankini better find a pink wig from somewhere just for the use and pleasure of roxy lol
I'm sure you'll find one. Are you wearing the pumpkin mankini or the skeleton mankini??? "now theres a thought but dont think a mankini fits in with the carnival theme,thoughts please ladies | |||
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"What about, pumpkin mankini, pink wig and giant pink and orange feathers - rio carnival dancer style?????
Oh Andy, you've done that before!! "Nope, but I have a feeling DLT has everything he needs to pull it together by Saturday lol | |||
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Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? "aye go on furry,I DARE YOU | |||
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Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? "Nuptials?!!...he's a happy chappie being single. Why have cake with one when you can have cake with many!! | |||
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Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? aye go on furry,I DARE YOU
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Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? aye go on furry,I DARE YOU
I would but I'm not going on Saturday was talking about your upcoming wdding
But roxy wants a man in a pink wig on Saturday "No, Roxy wants a 'My Little Pony' | |||
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Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? aye go on furry,I DARE YOU
I would but I'm not going on Saturday was talking about your upcoming wdding
But roxy wants a man in a pink wig on Saturday
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"What about, pumpkin mankini, pink wig and giant pink and orange feathers - rio carnival dancer style?????
Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? aye go on furry,I DARE YOU
I would but I'm not going on Saturday was talking about your upcoming wdding
But roxy wants a man in a pink wig on Saturday
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Ooo I have a tail "You need to get that seen to asap Fem | |||
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Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? aye go on furry,I DARE YOU
I would but I'm not going on Saturday was talking about your upcoming wdding
But roxy wants a man in a pink wig on Saturday
No, Roxy wants a 'My Little Pony'
Ooo I have a tail "Yes but DLT is a 'my little pony' according to roxy
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I would but I'm not going on Saturday was talking about your upcoming wdding
But roxy wants a man in a pink wig on Saturday
No, Roxy wants a 'My Little Pony'
Ooo I have a tail
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Is that the outfit for your upcoming nuptials? aye go on furry,I DARE YOU
I would but I'm not going on Saturday was talking about your upcoming wdding
But roxy wants a man in a pink wig on Saturday
No, Roxy wants a 'My Little Pony'
Ooo I have a tail
You need to get that seen to asap Fem
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Phewwwww, I was worried there!! We could play pin the tail on the pony
That does sound like fun. Who's getting the blindfold on first? "We need DLT bent over ready for the tail....and I think you should go first Fem, blindfolded with the hammer and nail | |||
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Phewwwww, I was worried there!! We could play pin the tail on the pony
That does sound like fun. Who's getting the blindfold on first?
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