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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

A regular feature i hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I thought that was the end.

A regular feature why have you lot got lots of problems?

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Dear Diedre

apparantly i eloped in 1999 and was married i can't remember a thing isit alzhiemers or did he use rohypnol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Diedre

apparantly i eloped in 1999 and was married i can't remember a thing isit alzhiemers or did he use rohypnol ?

You might not remember the wedding but you will remember the dress. You wore a white raw silk full skirt princess dress.

Oh and the groom got d*unk and fell asleep. You had to carry him over the threshold because he couldn't walk. No wonder you dumped his arse.

Your welcome x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Dear Deirdre,

If there is a cat fight over this hairy man, can I sell tickets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Deirdre

It appears I'm going have to fight for the man of my dreams and the one that's rightfully mine.

Should I demand to fight in mud or jelly???

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Dear Deirdre

It appears I'm going have to fight for the man of my dreams and the one that's rightfully mine.

Should I demand to fight in mud or jelly???

Chocolate.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.

Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs

Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays

Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays

And we can all shar on sundays ?

And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.

Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs

Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays

Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays

And we can all shar on sundays ?

And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise

As long as you promise not to wear him out!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

What if there is public demand? TV rights? Merchandise?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.

Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs

Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays

Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays

And we can all shar on sundays ?

And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise

As long as you promise not to wear him out!!

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Awwww go on then and likewise im no wanting him like a washed out rag when ur done with him xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

What if there is public demand? TV rights? Merchandise?"
Not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.

Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs

Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays

Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays

And we can all shar on sundays ?

And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise

As long as you promise not to wear him out!!

Awwww go on then and likewise im no wanting him like a washed out rag when ur done with him xxx "

I can't make any promises

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Oh well, you'll have to fund the jelly/beans/chocolate your self now.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

dear deirdre Whats jelly beans and chocolate doing with folk,s problems

.The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dear deirdre Whats jelly beans and chocolate doing with folk,s problems

.The mind boggles

You need to read the whole thread Heather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Deidre....

A certain hirsute gentleman asked me to marry him last week. We agreed it had been a whirlwind romance but he told me he had waited long enough to find the wummin of his dreams. He swore there had NEVER been another but his strong desire to sample the forbidden fruit of my home made wedding cake had simply turned his head. Anyway...i stood at the alter today in my slingbacks for 5hours but he never showed!!!!! Eventually a msg arrived saying "Gone to Fiji via New York on "business". Is he an international spy or am i being led up the garden path???!

Yours...a heartbroken wee soul...

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Dear Deidre....

Yours...a heartbroken wee soul...

Lucky escape i'd say after my expiereince with the furry cad (((hugs)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Deirdre,

If there is a cat fight over this hairy man, can I sell tickets?"

No you cant. You won't even be allowed to watch. If there is any ticket selling I'm the one that's doing it.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Deirdre

It appears I'm going have to fight for the man of my dreams and the one that's rightfully mine.

Should I demand to fight in mud or jelly???

Fight in mud then you can hide your knuckle dusters in it. Jelly hides nothing.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.

Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs

Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays

Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays

And we can all shar on sundays ?

And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise

As long as you promise not to wear him out!!

That is for both of you to sort out. If you can't share I'm going to have to take him off you two and sit him on a high dusty shelve out your way.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dear deirdre Whats jelly beans and chocolate doing with folk,s problems

.The mind boggles

Who knows. They need to get back to the right thread. Then all will reveal itself.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Deidre....

Yours...a heartbroken wee soul...

If I'm correct. I think I know this man you speak of. With a chest wig like his the only thing he could be is an international spy. Take a pew and wait until he returns home from his mission. He might even bring you back a fridge magnet.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.

Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs

Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays

Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays

And we can all shar on sundays ?

And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise

As long as you promise not to wear him out!!

That is for both of you to sort out. If you can't share I'm going to have to take him off you two and sit him on a high dusty shelve out your way.

Your welcome x"

Like Wheezy from Toy Story?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Dear Deirdre.

How did it become all my fault? And how is it no one believes I'm the real Austin powers? Where the feck has my mojo gone? Why on earth are women planning how to 'furry share'? Why am I always so knackered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Deirdre.

I just want to know where you keep your Mini Me??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Dear Deirdre

Would furry clones help? That way anyone coup have their very own furry

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Dear Deirdre.

I just want to know where you keep your Mini Me??

There's a very obvious answer to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Deirdre.

I just want to know where you keep your Mini Me??

There's a very obvious answer to that!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dear Deirdre

Should I dye my hair from red to blonde after stupidly posting my bankcard yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Deirdre

Should I dye my hair from red to blonde after stupidly posting my bankcard yesterday? "

What ya saying about blondes eh???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Dear Deirdre

Should I dye my hair from red to blonde after stupidly posting my bankcard yesterday?

What ya saying about blondes eh???

You are permitted to draw your own conclusion on that one, my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Deirdre

Should I dye my hair from red to blonde after stupidly posting my bankcard yesterday? "

Yes you need to be blonde to do something like that.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.

Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs

Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays

Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays

And we can all shar on sundays ?

And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve

Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise

As long as you promise not to wear him out!!

That is for both of you to sort out. If you can't share I'm going to have to take him off you two and sit him on a high dusty shelve out your way.

Your welcome x

Like Wheezy from Toy Story?

Yes poor Wheezy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would someone like to talk about whats bothering them Woody?

Your welcome x

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

im all confuddled dear deirdre whose putting who on the shelf they will get skelfs in their a--s up their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im all confuddled dear deirdre whose putting who on the shelf they will get skelfs in their a--s up their

Furry was going on the shelf but don't worry about skelfs, he has plenty of downy fur on his bum to prevent that.

Your welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone like to talk about whats bothering them Woody?

Your welcome x"

See woody I did bring it back for you. I hadn't realised you had changed hats. What are you now a yoooofh?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Thats my "keeps the sun out of my eyes when taking pictures" hat, and woody is just fine, ta.

Your welcome....

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