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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

we all know that the apocolypse is just around the corner and when the day of the dead dawns apon us the world we claim to know will change irrovocably and all rules,laws and moral ethics will go out of the window faster than you can say "i want to eat your brains!" so my question to you my fellow fablings is what famous celebrity turned zombie would you like to tie up and fuck? or who would you kill first so that they can come back as a zombie so that you can have the pleasure of killing them again? lol xxx

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I'll just wait for folk to die and re-animate before killing them, and I'll stick to my own devices. No survivors groups for me. Big groups use up supplies faster, and attract attention from walkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm could I make Mila Kunis my zombie fuck slave?

And then make the despicable Katie Hopkins a zombie so I can have the pleasure of beating her over the head repeatedly with a spade!!

Buzz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet Will Smith woulda found the antidote faster if Megan Fox was his sole surviving companion in I Am Legend instead of a dug !! Just a theory,

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Why would I want to fuck a zombie?

I know I like to play dead now and then...

But c'mon!!!!

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Why would I want to fuck a zombie?

I know I like to play dead now and then...

But c'mon!!!! "
well it's all about fucking them before they fuck you and eat your brains lol x

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Bet Will Smith woulda found the antidote faster if Megan Fox was his sole surviving companion in I Am Legend instead of a dug !! Just a theory,"
I think finding an antidote would be the last thing that's on his mind if he had Megan fox as his sole surviving companion,I know I'd lock myself in that big house with lots of lube, high energy snacks and water

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Hmm could I make Mila Kunis my zombie fuck slave?

And then make the despicable Katie Hopkins a zombie so I can have the pleasure of beating her over the head repeatedly with a spade!!

Buzz x"
hmm I like your style, I'd have miley twerking me non stop and licking me with that tongue legendary tongue of hers hmmm

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'll just wait for folk to die and re-animate before killing them, and I'll stick to my own devices. No survivors groups for me. Big groups use up supplies faster, and attract attention from walkers. "
you sound like you know what your talking about

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I'll just wait for folk to die and re-animate before killing them, and I'll stick to my own devices. No survivors groups for me. Big groups use up supplies faster, and attract attention from walkers. you sound like you know what your talking about"

There's a sign on my wall, says "Everything I know, I learned from The Walking Dead"...

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm impressed! I've already invested in a chainsaw and I'm gonna start teaching zombie survival classes beware the zombie apocolypse is night!
"I'll just wait for folk to die and re-animate before killing them, and I'll stick to my own devices. No survivors groups for me. Big groups use up supplies faster, and attract attention from walkers. you sound like you know what your talking about

There's a sign on my wall, says "Everything I know, I learned from The Walking Dead"... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lay dib's on slowly and sadistically dismembering Paul McCartney's zombie... I'd also like to be responsible for his turning into a zombie as well if the opportunity permits. The man has a face I'd never get tired of kicking.

As for a zombie fuck? It's got to be Judith from the weather... she could bite me all she wanted

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I lay dib's on slowly and sadistically dismembering Paul McCartney's zombie... I'd also like to be responsible for his turning into a zombie as well if the opportunity permits. The man has a face I'd never get tired of kicking.

As for a zombie fuck? It's got to be Judith from the weather... she could bite me all she wanted "
I thought Paul was already a zombie,he's like 110 now aint he? I'm sure he used to play for napoleon, he's the only surviving beatle coz he ate the rest of them lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I lay dib's on slowly and sadistically dismembering Paul McCartney's zombie... I'd also like to be responsible for his turning into a zombie as well if the opportunity permits. The man has a face I'd never get tired of kicking.

As for a zombie fuck? It's got to be Judith from the weather... she could bite me all she wanted "

I thought McCartney was a zombie already? He looked like it on Jools Holland.

As for big Judith, she's mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought Paul was already a zombie,he's like 110 now aint he? I'm sure he used to play for napoleon, he's the only surviving beatle coz he ate the rest of them lol"

Isn't Ringo still eeking out some existence somewhere? But aye you could be right... I actually reckoned he might be Emperor Palpetine from Star Wars at one point until I seen the last Pope. Unless it's all a Sith mindtrick and he is as old as Yoda.

Regardless, I still want to slice the smarmy, smug bastard up into tiny little pieces... zombie or not.

(please don't call social services - I'm not ready to go back into institutionalised care)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" As for big Judith, she's mine.... "
How about we share? I'll take the end with no teeth in it

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I lay dib's on slowly and sadistically dismembering Paul McCartney's zombie... I'd also like to be responsible for his turning into a zombie as well if the opportunity permits. The man has a face I'd never get tired of kicking.

As for a zombie fuck? It's got to be Judith from the weather... she could bite me all she wanted

I thought McCartney was a zombie already? He looked like it on Jools Holland.

As for big Judith, she's mine.... "
lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

if he's not a zombie then he's certainly a deficient vampire whos long survived on sucking the life out of teenage girls and boys
"I thought Paul was already a zombie,he's like 110 now aint he? I'm sure he used to play for napoleon, he's the only surviving beatle coz he ate the rest of them lol

Isn't Ringo still eeking out some existence somewhere? But aye you could be right... I actually reckoned he might be Emperor Palpetine from Star Wars at one point until I seen the last Pope. Unless it's all a Sith mindtrick and he is as old as Yoda.

Regardless, I still want to slice the smarmy, smug bastard up into tiny little pieces... zombie or not.

(please don't call social services - I'm not ready to go back into institutionalised care) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if he's not a zombie then he's certainly a deficient vampire whos long survived on sucking the life out of teenage girls and boys I thought Paul was already a zombie,he's like 110 now aint he? I'm sure he used to play for napoleon, he's the only surviving beatle coz he ate the rest of them lol "

I hope no one on here is dressing up as Paul McCartney for halloween ha ha...

Also will the long time dead reanimate as zombies? There's a few that currently reside under the soil I'd fancy some fun with

do you think Amy Winehouse will still have that beehive?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"if he's not a zombie then he's certainly a deficient vampire whos long survived on sucking the life out of teenage girls and boys I thought Paul was already a zombie,he's like 110 now aint he? I'm sure he used to play for napoleon, he's the only surviving beatle coz he ate the rest of them lol

I hope no one on here is dressing up as Paul McCartney for halloween ha ha...

Also will the long time dead reanimate as zombies? There's a few that currently reside under the soil I'd fancy some fun with

do you think Amy Winehouse will still have that beehive?"

You can have Amy Whinehouse. Like I said, Judith is all mine. I called dibs on her when she was still a lesbian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You can have Amy Whinehouse. Like I said, Judith is all mine. I called dibs on her when she was still a lesbian!"

I ain't ready to give up Judith yet, I was amassing a harem of women who look like they've just crawled out of a night in the bushes with young, rampant deviants.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


" You can have Amy Whinehouse. Like I said, Judith is all mine. I called dibs on her when she was still a lesbian!

I ain't ready to give up Judith yet, I was amassing a harem of women who look like they've just crawled out of a night in the bushes with young, rampant deviants. "

You are welcome to both my sister, in that case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You can have Amy Whinehouse. Like I said, Judith is all mine. I called dibs on her when she was still a lesbian!

I ain't ready to give up Judith yet, I was amassing a harem of women who look like they've just crawled out of a night in the bushes with young, rampant deviants. "

are these the women from furry harem?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


" You can have Amy Whinehouse. Like I said, Judith is all mine. I called dibs on her when she was still a lesbian!

I ain't ready to give up Judith yet, I was amassing a harem of women who look like they've just crawled out of a night in the bushes with young, rampant deviants.

are these the women from furry harem? "

I thought you were in the Furry harem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You can have Amy Whinehouse. Like I said, Judith is all mine. I called dibs on her when she was still a lesbian!

I ain't ready to give up Judith yet, I was amassing a harem of women who look like they've just crawled out of a night in the bushes with young, rampant deviants.

are these the women from furry harem?

I thought you were in the Furry harem? "

only because i brought cake, hes easily pleased.

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