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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

My wife banged on the toilet door & said "Hurry up I need a shit" "Fuck off" I shouted "I'm trying to have a wank in here" "So that's more important than diarrhoea" she screamed. I yelled through the door " I'm just about to come for fuck sake, just wait a few moments will you" What an impatient, big mouthed gobshite she is. God knows what everyone on the plane must have thought.;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear God for a small minute I thought you were telling the truth ninja

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Oh dear God for a small minute I thought you were telling the truth ninja "

Maybe he was

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

I liked that one.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Oh dear God for a small minute I thought you were telling the truth ninja

Maybe he was "

Is he on a "No-Fly" list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha good one!

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Oh dear God for a small minute I thought you were telling the truth ninja "
me? married? oh come on! how many married ninja's do you know?x

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha thought was serious for a sec hehe x

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Oh dear God for a small minute I thought you were telling the truth ninja

Maybe he was

Is he on a "No-Fly" list? "
us ninja's teleport

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Anyone ever "wanked" or done any other weird shizz in a public toilet or anywhere else as interesting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever "wanked" or done any other weird shizz in a public toilet or anywhere else as interesting? "

Maybe......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not public toilets but swimming pool changing rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe in a Burger King toilet late one night

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Sex in the deep end of the old Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We had to duck under water when the night porter did his rounds....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex in the deep end of the old Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We had to duck under water when the night porter did his rounds.... "

Who the hell have you come as this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont want to comment pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex in the deep end of the old Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We had to duck under water when the night porter did his rounds....

Who the hell have you come as this time "

The lone ranger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont want to comment pmsl "

Oh you know you want to dlt.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Sex in the deep end of the old Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We had to duck under water when the night porter did his rounds....

Who the hell have you come as this time "

Sheriff Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead.

But I have a woody...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex in the deep end of the old Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We had to duck under water when the night porter did his rounds....

Who the hell have you come as this time

Sheriff Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead.

But I have a woody... "

I have a buzz too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasnt me wanking in the toilet,went in to use the facilities at the truck stop at bury st edmunds,and had a guu perving at me through a hole in the wall and when i left caught him looking through the door(which he was holding with one hand while having a tug with the other.

Was quite offended and kicked the door out his hand and followed it up with a right hook.

Obviously wearing a shirt with my(now former employer's name) on it thought it best to inform them just in case of any legal repurcussions.

However all my former employer could do was piss himself laughing and hang up tje phone.

Within 20 minutes i was the butt (pardon the pun) of the wind ups from my workmated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasnt me wanking in the toilet,went in to use the facilities at the truck stop at bury st edmunds,and had a guu perving at me through a hole in the wall and when i left caught him looking through the door(which he was holding with one hand while having a tug with the other.

Was quite offended and kicked the door out his hand and followed it up with a right hook.

Obviously wearing a shirt with my(now former employer's name) on it thought it best to inform them just in case of any legal repurcussions.

However all my former employer could do was piss himself laughing and hang up tje phone.

Within 20 minutes i was the butt (pardon the pun) of the wind ups from my workmated "

Haha good on you for giving him one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasnt me wanking in the toilet,went in to use the facilities at the truck stop at bury st edmunds,and had a guu perving at me through a hole in the wall and when i left caught him looking through the door(which he was holding with one hand while having a tug with the other.

Was quite offended and kicked the door out his hand and followed it up with a right hook.

Obviously wearing a shirt with my(now former employer's name) on it thought it best to inform them just in case of any legal repurcussions.

However all my former employer could do was piss himself laughing and hang up tje phone.

Within 20 minutes i was the butt (pardon the pun) of the wind ups from my workmated

Haha good on you for giving him one!! "
not literally pmsl

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Dont want to comment pmsl "
you just did

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