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"ive been forced to live in a dump of a town god has blessed me with a feeble mind i have a tiny sexual organ so please dont halve that its small enough "You seem to have a lot of problems there. If I were you I would give up on life and take to my bed. Your welcome x | |||
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"I have recently started watching a lot of fetish Porn is it normal to masturbate in women's shoes But from paisley worried and concerned "It all depends on who's women's shoes it is. You should glue your eyelids shut that will stop you watching porn and you won't need the women's shoes then You welcome x | |||
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"I was kissing myself in the mirror and sooked too hard causing a vacuum....im now stuck tight!!!! Can you suggest something to prise myself off with....and can you come round with it....soon? "I will be round with a crowbar and vaseline for those lips. See you in three hours leaving now. Next time lick your lips or use lipgloss before kissing yourself in the mirror | |||
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"I was kissing myself in the mirror and sooked too hard causing a vacuum....im now stuck tight!!!! Can you suggest something to prise myself off with....and can you come round with it....soon?
I will be round with a crowbar and vaseline for those lips. See you in three hours leaving now.
Next time lick your lips or use lipgloss before kissing yourself in the mirror "Your welcome x | |||
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"A beautiful young lady. I knew here does not come and chat with me now. I am left with a hole were my heart once was. Can you help plzzzzz xxx" I would recommend filling said hole with lots of meaningless sex Your welcome x | |||
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"A beautiful young lady. I knew here does not come and chat with me now. I am left with a hole were my heart once was. Can you help plzzzzz xxx I would recommend filling said hole with lots of meaningless sex Your welcome x" Thank you. Will try that, but it will be hard hole to fill xxx | |||
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"A beautiful young lady. I knew here does not come and chat with me now. I am left with a hole were my heart once was. Can you help plzzzzz xxx I would recommend filling said hole with lots of meaningless sex Your welcome xThank you. Will try that, but it will be hard hole to fill xxx" She must have been a cheap floozy so a few shags in and you will have forgotten all about her Your welcome, again x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre how do I get this sassy girl to remember my name I'm not saying she is forgetful ... But what sorry who are you ? " Just be grateful she talks to you in the first place. Your welcome x | |||
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"Is fake tan a suitable replacement for lube!!?? "If its all you have to hand then yes it will do. Just make sure you cover the rest of your body to match after using it. A better substitute would be a block of butter. Just keep a butter dish on your bedside table in case of emergency. If your out and about carry a small packet of butter in your pocket. Your welcome x | |||
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"Can you use garlic butter?" Use garlic butter if your worried about vampires sneaking in in the middle of the night to give you a quick gobble. The garlic will repel them so you can get a full nights sleep Your welcome x | |||
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"My masturbating over your tit pics is becoming a big problem..I even turned up for work with spunky trousers its been twice daily for months now" There you go. No more knocking one out over my melons. Problem solved clean trousers from now on Your welcome x | |||
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"My masturbating over your tit pics is becoming a big problem..I even turned up for work with spunky trousers its been twice daily for months now There you go. No more knocking one out over my melons. Problem solved clean trousers from now on Your welcome x" sorry darlin, ur my screensaver heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee-eee  | |||
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"Can you use garlic butter? Use garlic butter if your worried about vampires sneaking in in the middle of the night to give you a quick gobble. The garlic will repel them so you can get a full nights sleep Your welcome x" What about French and Italian burds? | |||
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"My masturbating over your tit pics is becoming a big problem..I even turned up for work with spunky trousers its been twice daily for months now There you go. No more knocking one out over my melons. Problem solved clean trousers from now on Your welcome x sorry darlin, ur my screensaver heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee-eee "SECURITY!! We have a stalker Your welcome x | |||
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"Can you use garlic butter? Use garlic butter if your worried about vampires sneaking in in the middle of the night to give you a quick gobble. The garlic will repel them so you can get a full nights sleep Your welcome x What about French and Italian burds?" Drape a French or Italian burd round your neck and this will also keep vampires away. Your welcome x | |||
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"Can you use garlic butter? Use garlic butter if your worried about vampires sneaking in in the middle of the night to give you a quick gobble. The garlic will repel them so you can get a full nights sleep Your welcome x What about French and Italian burds? Drape a French or Italian burd round your neck and this will also keep vampires away. Your welcome x" Thanks. Hopefully the French & Italian burds will involve less garlic. | |||
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"My man boobs. Do I diet or just get a bra. Or let them swing. Some women like to hold on to them when shagging. What do you think ? " I think you need to start doing your exercises while chanting.... I must,I must, I must improve my bust Your welcome x | |||
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"Can you use garlic butter? Use garlic butter if your worried about vampires sneaking in in the middle of the night to give you a quick gobble. The garlic will repel them so you can get a full nights sleep Your welcome x What about French and Italian burds? Drape a French or Italian burd round your neck and this will also keep vampires away. Your welcome x Thanks. Hopefully the French & Italian burds will involve less garlic." Probably not Your welcome x | |||
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"How do i broach the conversation of telling a really close friend that i want to be more than friends with benefits without scaring him off? "The best way time to do it is in the middle of sex. They will agree to anything then Your welcome x | |||
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"we have sex twice a night and 3 times on a sunday. I get dizzy on a sunday after I masturbate. Can you help ??" Stop wanking while listening to kylies I'm spinning around Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre... I dont mean to be a pain but....im still stuck to the mirror...WHERE ARE YOU???Im hoping you are close by but could you bring a floormop also....its been 3 hours...thanks!!!!! "Sorry luv not going to make it till next week now. Thursday do you? Good see you then Your welcome x | |||
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"How do i broach the conversation of telling a really close friend that i want to be more than friends with benefits without scaring him off?
The best way time to do it is in the middle of sex. They will agree to anything then
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"Dear Deirdre, I have been so beset by un bra'd boobies that my stiffy won't go down. Whose profile should I look at to make it go away?" Give it a flick and it will soon wilt back to normal. Your welcome x | |||
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"dear deidre, i recently purchased sex enhancement pills,from a guy at the barrows.i suspect they are fake,as i've had a stiffy for two and a half days. to be honest,it's not really a problem per say,i just wanted to let everybody know,i've had a stiffy,for two and a half days. "Stop taking the pills they are messing with your brain, making you think we give a dam. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Dierdre my wife dosn't understand my need to dress and do housework i would have thought she would be glad of the help round the house ? " Start being a slob round the house when she moans about the state of the place you suggest dressing up and getting the housework done she will be grateful Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, I have been so beset by un bra'd boobies that my stiffy won't go down. Whose profile should I look at to make it go away? Give it a flick and it will soon wilt back to normal. Your welcome x" Dear Deirdre, I tried that, and it made it worse, it looks like I've got a tent pole under the duvet. | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, I have been so beset by un bra'd boobies that my stiffy won't go down. Whose profile should I look at to make it go away? Give it a flick and it will soon wilt back to normal. Your welcome x Dear Deirdre, I tried that, and it made it worse, it looks like I've got a tent pole under the duvet." I find lots of ice for a few hours works take it off when turns black | |||
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"Do you mean the ice, or my willy? "either one | |||
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"Do you mean the ice, or my willy?
either one "I think I liked the other Deirdre better, less brutal! | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Can you recommend a good selling price for a snotty toddler? He comes with all his own clothes and toys too. I'd rather have a few nights fun "Try the Pets and Livestock section in your local paper. And leave out the bit about snot. You're VERY welcome. | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, I have been so beset by un bra'd boobies that my stiffy won't go down. Whose profile should I look at to make it go away? Give it a flick and it will soon wilt back to normal. Your welcome x Dear Deirdre, I tried that, and it made it worse, it looks like I've got a tent pole under the duvet." I think you have fallen asleep and are dreaming again. If not then I suggest you head away for the week camping. All you will need is a big sheet and hey presto makeshift tent. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear d I think I may have a forum stalker Any advice would be gratefully appreciated Bru bru PAISLEY "Dear Bru Bru, give it up. There are no pandas registered on Fab. Certainly not any who want to live a live of sin and shame with you in Paisley. You're mental. | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Can you recommend a good selling price for a snotty toddler? He comes with all his own clothes and toys too. I'd rather have a few nights fun "99p on a reputable auction site should shift that for you. I'm sure someone will be looking for one for Christmas Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear d I think I may have a forum stalker Any advice would be gratefully appreciated Bru bru PAISLEY "Ask them for a meet. They will stop stalking you after that Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I have a problem I'm not sure if I should stay on site or not what do u think I should do please help "I say go. It will free up some of my day not having to answer your messages. Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I have a friend who is a really nice person and likes a laugh with everyone but keeps getting picked on. What can I do to help them? "Your friend need to stop being so nice and start giving as well as receiving. Your welcome x | |||
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"dear deidre, i recently purchased sex enhancement pills,from a guy at the barrows.i suspect they are fake,as i've had a stiffy for two and a half days. to be honest,it's not really a problem per say,i just wanted to let everybody know,i've had a stiffy,for two and a half days.
Stop taking the pills they are messing with your brain, making you think we give a dam.
Your welcome x"Thank you Deidre. That's a three and a half days stiffy now. It doesn't matter if yous give a dam,I'm always happy to share. so jump on Deidre,and share my stiffy.  | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I have a problem I'm not sure if I should stay on site or not what do u think I should do please help
I say go. It will free up some of my day not having to answer your messages.
Your welcome "I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Audi for any hurt and stress I have caused with my post. I love his messages really but I'm still not photographing you naked
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"dear deidre, i recently purchased sex enhancement pills,from a guy at the barrows.i suspect they are fake,as i've had a stiffy for two and a half days. to be honest,it's not really a problem per say,i just wanted to let everybody know,i've had a stiffy,for two and a half days.
Stop taking the pills they are messing with your brain, making you think we give a dam.
Your welcome x
Thank you Deidre.
That's a three and a half days stiffy now.
It doesn't matter if yous give a dam,I'm always happy to share.
so jump on Deidre,and share my stiffy.
"I think you have me mistaken for someone else. I am a professional so will not be jumping on anything. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Dierdre my wife dosn't understand my need to dress and do housework i would have thought she would be glad of the help round the house ? Start being a slob round the house when she moans about the state of the place you suggest dressing up and getting the housework done she will be grateful Your welcome x" I took your advice . She has now flung me out it's a bit chilly outside i have 2 hours charge left on my laptop do you know anyone who could take in a maid ? | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I have a female friend who is a police officer and is interested in what goes on in the site especially dogging so do I tell her all about it where it happens and who do it or do I just take her & some off her friends along the next time I go , please help "I suggest taking her and her friends along. The more the merrier. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Dierdre my wife dosn't understand my need to dress and do housework i would have thought she would be glad of the help round the house ? Start being a slob round the house when she moans about the state of the place you suggest dressing up and getting the housework done she will be grateful Your welcome x I took your advice . She has now flung me out it's a bit chilly outside i have 2 hours charge left on my laptop do you know anyone who could take in a maid ? "I will have you. I will make up the spare under stairs cupboard for you Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Dierdre my wife dosn't understand my need to dress and do housework i would have thought she would be glad of the help round the house ? Start being a slob round the house when she moans about the state of the place you suggest dressing up and getting the housework done she will be grateful Your welcome x I took your advice . She has now flung me out it's a bit chilly outside i have 2 hours charge left on my laptop do you know anyone who could take in a maid ?
I will have you. I will make up the spare under stairs cupboard for you
Your welcome x"Thankyou Misstress but can't get in direct contact as am outwith your age range please pm your address before i freeze | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I seem to attract nutters to my profile that want me to do bad unspeakable things in cars when I'm clearly only a person that likes to dance. How do I get them to stop asking without threatening to shoot them?" Dierdre is off swimming and then has to deal with kids then dry her hair normal service will be resumed later | |||
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"Wot we need is someone to sitt in for her while shoes away someone with Massive ...,,.,.......ideas "I would but am not a real auntie | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I seem to attract nutters to my profile that want me to do bad unspeakable things in cars when I'm clearly only a person that likes to dance. How do I get them to stop asking without threatening to shoot them?" Tell them you allergic to their cheap upholstery. If you go near it you will swell up like the elephant man and they will need to drive you to A&E Your welcome x | |||
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"ive been off work now for 6 weeks with a broken flask,how long before I can get back to work?" Leave the flask at home and take a hot water bottle full of tea instead. You can go back to work tomorrow. Your welcome x | |||
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"how do you eradicate the farting fanny? "When removing ones cock place a finger into the hole to expel the air in a controlled manner. If that doesn't work then give up and have a blow job instead. Your welcome x | |||
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"ive been off work now for 6 weeks with a broken flask,how long before I can get back to work? Leave the flask at home and take a hot water bottle full of tea instead. You can go back to work tomorrow. Your welcome x" I like the hot water bottle flask idea! | |||
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"I got a new pc cant get my cam to work help plz" Sorry wrong problem page. Your looking for Dear tech support. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deidre Thanks for the best Scottish Forum in Eons Your welcome X " Dear _haven89 Your letter is very much appreciated. I'm glad I can help and entertain at the same time. This job was taken on to help those with terrible problems in their lives and I feel like I am making a small difference in this crazy world. Remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Feel free to write to me with any problems you have and I will do my best to solve them for you. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deidre Due to my height and age restriction here ! where can I find a stretching rack ? R.V.S.P. X" I'm afraid I can't help with your age. But the stretching I can help with. Stick your feet in a grow bag for six weeks. Make sure you get someone to come along and water you every two days and don't forget the tomato feed. One capful in a full watering can. By the end of the six weeks you should have grown a foot in height. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deidre.... Its 4:39 and im up feeding the cats...cause the little poosers are hungry....the latest addition is "Mambo" cos hes no. 5....and it struck me I am now officially " Mad Hairy Chinned Old Cat Woman in a Woolly Hat and Sensible Shoes". Will this put blokes off???......... "Yes you are. It won't put blokes off you though because guys seem to think the more pussy the better. Your welcome x | |||
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"Need help when I put a post up no-one seems to answer it or it gets stopped please please help me "Stick to fluff posts any other kind has everyone arguing Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear deirdre seem to be getting so forgetful and caught out regularilynot wearing knickers under my skirt/dress what should I do" Buy a chastity belt. You will never have the worry of oops I have forgot my knickers again. Ether that or start wearing a fur coat and work that look instead Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear deirdre seem to be getting so forgetful and caught out regularilynot wearing knickers under my skirt/dress what should I do Buy a chastity belt. You will never have the worry of oops I have forgot my knickers again. Ether that or start wearing a fur coat and work that look instead Your welcome x" Ty mmm fur foat no knickers now thers a naughty thought | |||
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"Dear deirdre seem to be getting so forgetful and caught out regularilynot wearing knickers under my skirt/dress what should I do Buy a chastity belt. You will never have the worry of oops I have forgot my knickers again. Ether that or start wearing a fur coat and work that look instead Your welcome x Ty mmm fur foat no knickers now thers a naughty thought " Don't do what my mrs did, fur JACKET and no knickers, and she wonders why we got arrested....  | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Women keep on turning me down ...in not their type , type of thing. Always trying to look the part should I lose my mullet haircut . Snow-wash jeans and white socks ??? Would a perm make me more attractive to the ladies ?? What do you think ?? Thanks Cumbernauld fashionista " Give it a couple of months and the Pat Sharp look will be back in fashion. Then you will be fighting the women off with a shitty stick. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear dierdrie How do i tell 27 yr olds to read my feckin profile politely with oot feckin tellin them to feck off "Why only 27 year olds? I suggest you go to a councillor you seem to have a bit of a problem with people aged 27. You can't be discriminatory these days. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre How can I get someone else to scrape my windscreen for me in the morning? "Pay them Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre How can I get someone else to scrape my windscreen for me in the morning?
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"My dearest d, i am cripped and need a fucking good humpin... what do you suggest? " Big Bertha??? | |||
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"Dear Deirdre How can I get someone else to scrape my windscreen for me in the morning?
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"Dear Deirdre I have just accidently swallowed a whole pack of Viagra thinking they were smarties! Will this help with my diet? Al "Well eating a packet of Viagra has got to be better for your diet than eating a packet of smarties. Get your tightest pants on and don't scare the neighbours Your welcome x | |||
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"How do you get to meet women on here without having an 8 inch willie?" Look for the women with the small holes then. They wouldn't want a big cock. Your welcome x | |||
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"My dearest d, i am cripped and need a fucking good humpin... what do you suggest? " I suggest you get off the forum and start looking for a meet. Some single male would gladly give you a right good humping. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear D , I'm wanting my hubby to be to set a date for our wedding but he's being a stubborn mare ,any advice you could give me would be appreciated much thanks in advance miss D xx "You don't need Deirdre for this, just buy a shotgun. You're welcome, and probably going to Cornton Vale. | |||
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"I'm sorry I don't have any problems ( at this present time) but I have to say this is the best thread I have seen ..... Ever "Awe thank you cutie I'm so pleased you are enjoying the fab problem page. If I'm completely honest with you though I'm a little disappointed you have no problems to share. When one arises make sure you write in and I will do my best to sort it out for you. Remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear D , I'm wanting my hubby to be to set a date for our wedding but he's being a stubborn mare ,any advice you could give me would be appreciated much thanks in advance miss D xx "I assume you took my last advice and tried stopping all bedroom antics. If that hasn't worked why do you want to marry him still. A guy with no sex drive will be of no use to you. Your welcome x | |||
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"dear deirdre i must refute the myth that sex keeps u slim do u agree "Your obviously doing it wrong. You need to work up a good sweat. 10 minutes sex works off a kit kat chunky if you do it correctly of course. Next time don't lie there like a sack of tatties and see how skinny you are after. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear D , I'm wanting my hubby to be to set a date for our wedding but he's being a stubborn mare ,any advice you could give me would be appreciated much thanks in advance miss D xx
I assume you took my last advice and tried stopping all bedroom antics. If that hasn't worked why do you want to marry him still. A guy with no sex drive will be of no use to you.
Your welcome x"dear d i did take your advice and a cock chastity on him but hes an horny bugger and broke out of three already,whats a girl to do with an horny man but shag him ?
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"Dear D , I'm wanting my hubby to be to set a date for our wedding but he's being a stubborn mare ,any advice you could give me would be appreciated much thanks in advance miss D xx
I assume you took my last advice and tried stopping all bedroom antics. If that hasn't worked why do you want to marry him still. A guy with no sex drive will be of no use to you.
Your welcome xdear d i did take your advice and a cock chastity on him but hes an horny bugger and broke out of three already,whats a girl to do with an horny man but shag him ?
I think he just needs a little persuading so said he could pick any woman on our wedding night to help us celebrate but hes still not giving me a date "Your too good to him. If that didn't work then stop feeding him. He will soon agree to a date after a few days of having to make his own dinner. Good luck Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre How can I get someone else to scrape my windscreen for me in the morning?
Pay them
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Well name withheld. The best way to secure an invite is ether by shagging the bride and groom to be or buying the most expensive present on their gift registry then they will have to invite you to get it. The choice is yours.
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Well name withheld. The best way to secure an invite is ether by shagging the bride and groom to be or buying the most expensive present on their gift registry then they will have to invite you to get it. The choice is yours.
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Well name withheld. The best way to secure an invite is ether by shagging the bride and groom to be or buying the most expensive present on their gift registry then they will have to invite you to get it. The choice is yours.
Your welcome xWaits patiently for the email and pressie now lol thats no fun for us pmsl "we could maybe compromise lol | |||
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Well name withheld. The best way to secure an invite is ether by shagging the bride and groom to be or buying the most expensive present on their gift registry then they will have to invite you to get it. The choice is yours.
Your welcome xWaits patiently for the email and pressie now lol thats no fun for us pmsl we could maybe compromise lol "open to negotiation lol | |||
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" Waits patiently for the email and pressie now lol thats no fun for us pmsl we could maybe compromise lol open to negotiation lol "Will you two get off the problem page please. Unless you need a mediator then I would be happy to help. Remember a problem share is a problem halved Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear deirdre Please help i cant help hijacking other folks threads "Yes you have a real problem there and the only solution I can think of is electro shock treatment up the japs eye. That should cure you of thread hijacking and any other ailments you may have Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, I'm having trouble getting my new big dildo to fit - it's driving me crazy!! G - male "Lather your new big dildo in goose fat and get someone to take a good long run at you with it. That sucker should slide in there nicely. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Is getting some wonderful presents and having a huge party really a good reason to get married? Wouldn't I be better off teasing the bride to be a little more with my hairy chest? She already gets her conjugal visits "You are obviously a man, a woman would never say something so ridiculous. Yes presents and a party are good enough reasons to get married. Why do you think women want to get married, believe me it's not because they want to spend the rest of their lives with one man. Now man up and set a date. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deidre.... I dont seem to have any problems today...is that a problem??? "Considering its only 7.50am I wouldn't worry too much. I would start worrying around about 7pm. If you have no problems by that time then I would start to wonder whats wrong with me. Give it time I'm sure a problem will arise. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear deirdre I never ever lie like a sack of potatoes so whats the answer "If your not lying there like a sack of tatties but not loosing weight then I would suggest stopping the food play. Just because the chocolate spread is smothering his cock doesn't make it empty calories. Your welcome x | |||
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"how do i tell someone that the sexy story there telling me is rather pathetic and all i want to do is go away and find someone else with hurting there feelings and maybe fucking up a meet please advise "You need to give it to her straight, she will appreciate that. Tell her you would rather burn your ears off in an acid bath than listen to anymore of her mundane Gibberish. Say but don't worry I will give you some good stories to tell from our meet. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear deirdre I love to wear stockings /suspenders and silk panties to work under suit but worry my bossfinding out what should I do" He is no doubt doing the same so don't worry too much. Just make sure your shirt is tucked in at all times Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I'm not getting enough cake in my life. Is it ok to eat doughnuts as a replacement or should I hold out for cake? "You don't need cake. Your sweet enough. I would hold out for cake. You will enjoy it so much more when you finally get it. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deidre... Have a million things to do today and no idea how im going to fit them all in plus have to be a prisoner waiting for parcels to be delivered, one of the cats has been sick and i think my mascaras gone off as my eyes are really red and sore. My huge problem is...black or pink undies? I cant decide..... "Go for pink to match the pink eye you have contracted from your old mascara. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre The dog is trying to sit on my lap (he's a year old Rottie!), the car is going in for it's MOT this morning and I know it's going to fail, I'm feeling full of the Autumn blues, I'm working a 10 hour shift today and I've lost my mojo. Help!!!! "Sounds to me like you need to woman up! and get through your day.Tomorrow is another day and can't be as shit as this one so get your lipstick on and face it all head on. Before you know it the day will be over and you can get back under those covers. Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre The dog is trying to sit on my lap (he's a year old Rottie!), the car is going in for it's MOT this morning and I know it's going to fail, I'm feeling full of the Autumn blues, I'm working a 10 hour shift today and I've lost my mojo. Help!!!!
Sounds to me like you need to woman up! and get through your day.Tomorrow is another day and can't be as shit as this one so get your lipstick on and face it all head on. Before you know it the day will be over and you can get back under those covers.
Your welcome x
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"Dear Andy and other posters Dierdre is having her birthday today gie her some piece and quiet LOL "Yeah but she will resume normal service over the weekend
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"Dear Andy and other posters Dierdre is having her birthday today gie her some piece and quiet LOL
Yeah but she will resume normal service over the weekend
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners? "What's the rest of your wives doing?? | |||
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"Dear Andy and other posters Dierdre is having her birthday today gie her some piece and quiet LOL
Yeah but she will resume normal service over the weekend
Patience is a virtue
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners?
What's the rest of your wives doing?? "1-5 & 10 don't do Xmas any more, 7 & 8 are spending it together with all 23 of their kids, 11,12 & 13 are going away to Lapland for Xmas with their 21 kids. 14 told me her 6 don't want me there til Boxing Day, 15 said 'Kiss my ass monkey boy!' And 16 will be waiting for her dessert Xmas night | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners?
What's the rest of your wives doing??
1-5 & 10 don't do Xmas any more, 7 & 8 are spending it together with all 23 of their kids, 11,12 & 13 are going away to Lapland for Xmas with their 21 kids. 14 told me her 6 don't want me there til Boxing Day, 15 said 'Kiss my ass monkey boy!' And 16 will be waiting for her dessert Xmas night "Yer nosey cow | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners? "You cheating bigamist pig the wedding is off .
Dear D,
Please please help me ive just found my hubby to be is a cheating pig .
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners?
What's the rest of your wives doing??
1-5 & 10 don't do Xmas any more, 7 & 8 are spending it together with all 23 of their kids, 11,12 & 13 are going away to Lapland for Xmas with their 21 kids. 14 told me her 6 don't want me there til Boxing Day, 15 said 'Kiss my ass monkey boy!' And 16 will be waiting for her dessert Xmas night
Yer nosey cow "Pmsl!! Just wondered when your were fitting me in, but I see that I'll be waiting in anticipation as No 16 | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners? You cheating bigamist pig the wedding is off .
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Please please help me ive just found my hubby to be is a cheating pig .
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners? You cheating bigamist pig the wedding is off .
Dear D,
Please please help me ive just found my hubby to be is a cheating pig .
what should I do ?
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners? You cheating bigamist pig the wedding is off .
Dear D,
Please please help me ive just found my hubby to be is a cheating pig .
what should I do ?
is it a good idea to shag Bru as revenge for him cheating on me ?
Does this mean you don't want to be 17???? "I know you were very d*unk that day, or maybe it was the drugs I slipped in your drink, but I hate to tell you, I am wife number 17. | |||
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Dear D,
Please please help me ive just found my hubby to be is a cheating pig .
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is it a good idea to shag Bru as revenge for him cheating on me ?
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"I have recently started watching a lot of fetish Porn is it normal to masturbate in women's shoes But from paisley worried and concerned "mmmm sounds inteteresting!!! | |||
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"Dear Dierdre I'm worried about how late i can post on this thread i don't want to be labelled as a cheat if i'm last "Yes your right you will be but don't worry. I will have the last word
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"Dear Deirdre I'm having problems reading threads. I've started duplicating them. Am I tired? Overworked? Or just going senile? "I still need an answer | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I'm having problems reading threads. I've started duplicating them. Am I tired? Overworked? Or just going senile?
I still need an answer "Sorry I have been a little busy. There is just no rest for the wicked. Anyway back to problem solving. You are just blind. I suggest a good pair of Deirdre Barlow specs. They would really suit you. Honestly! Your welcome x | |||
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"Dear Deirdre Wife no 6 has just invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 17. Trouble is, wife no 9 has already invited me to Xmas dinner with her and her brood of 11. Do I say no or try and do a vicar of dibley and eat 2 Xmas dinners? You cheating bigamist pig the wedding is off .
Dear D,
Please please help me ive just found my hubby to be is a cheating pig .
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"That's it. Dear Deirdre Will it be ok if I divorced all 17 wives and eloped to New York to marry no 18?? "Yeah go for it. You will be replaced. But don't forget about the maintenance Your welcome x | |||
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"That's it. Dear Deirdre Will it be ok if I divorced all 17 wives and eloped to New York to marry no 18??
Yeah go for it. You will be replaced. But don't forget about the maintenance
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"Dear Deirdre, Is it true TV Bride is the only one he HASN'T married? "No that is not true. They eloped to Gretna green in 1999. They were so concerned about what was going to happen with the millennium meltdown they felt they had to follow their hearts and get married straight away. Your welcome x | |||
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"Can you recommend a good place to get hitched in New York? "All taken care of darling | |||
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"That's it. Dear Deirdre Will it be ok if I divorced all 17 wives and eloped to New York to marry no 18??
Yeah go for it. You will be replaced. But don't forget about the maintenance
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