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OMG!!! I am so OLD!!!!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I am at the school disco as a chaperone ( yes I see the irony ) with my 5 year old.

Thing is, it sounds like noise with the odd half decent track thrown in.

Was it this bad when we were young? I remember soft cell and sects midnight runners had us all dancing.

Help me!!!!!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

That should say dexys not sects - bloody auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still jump about at dexys midnight runners but not as good as I used too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes furry you are old now stop programming things into your mobile telephone and get twerking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha...maybe theyll play "All the auld dudes" for ye petal.....or "Hit me with your walking stick".....or "Grandad".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant say too mich as uer the same age as mebit i know what you mean,its just a rabble these days lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

You"ll really feel old when you mistake the teachers for pupils.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Is it wrong to think the best song of the night has been Barbie Girl by Aqua????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to think the best song of the night has been Barbie Girl by Aqua???? "

Do you need to ask???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to think the best song of the night has been Barbie Girl by Aqua???? "

Now your an old teeny bopper

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

It's nearly finished but I've got to bring my middle one back here straight after.

Think I'm gonna offer to do the drinks and snacks lol

But at least I get free popcorn at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to think the best song of the night has been Barbie Girl by Aqua???? "
yes it is

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well this thread has cheered me up no end

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

The oldest swinger in town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you Dad danced yet fuzzball?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm glad it's cheered you up cutie, no dad dancing from this rhythmless dad lol

I'm not the oldest swinger in town, just the oldest in the school gym lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad it's cheered you up cutie, no dad dancing from this rhythmless dad lol

I'm not the oldest swinger in town, just the oldest in the school gym lol "
are you in the corner fanning with the janny???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops fabbing

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm on the bench lol - watching all the over excited ones on a time out - these teachers are harsh!! Lmao

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I loved doing all that when his lordship was younger..... Make the most of it furry won't be long til they are always with their mates or talking to them online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's meant to be a disco and your on your phone lighting up the room

How can there be any decent snogging when its city gates time

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"It's meant to be a disco and your on your phone lighting up the room

How can there be any decent snogging when its city gates time"

No snogging allowed lol. It's NOT a fab social lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's meant to be a disco and your on your phone lighting up the room

How can there be any decent snogging when its city gates time"
wtf is city gates time??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's meant to be a disco and your on your phone lighting up the room

How can there be any decent snogging when its city gates time

No snogging allowed lol. It's NOT a fab social lmao "

That's shit. I loved city gates when I was young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's meant to be a disco and your on your phone lighting up the room

How can there be any decent snogging when its city gates timewtf is city gates time?? "

City gates is a game. You get a partner of the same sex and make arch. Everyone does it in a big circle so the opposite sex can walk under. When the music stops you try to trap someone and give them a kiss.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Well this thread has cheered me up no end "

Hasn't cheered me up at all!!!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Well this thread has cheered me up no end

Hasn't cheered me up at all!!!!"

We still luv ya dess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's meant to be a disco and your on your phone lighting up the room

How can there be any decent snogging when its city gates timewtf is city gates time??

City gates is a game. You get a partner of the same sex and make arch. Everyone does it in a big circle so the opposite sex can walk under. When the music stops you try to trap someone and give them a kiss. "
ooh sounds like funn can we do this at Xmas social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's meant to be a disco and your on your phone lighting up the room

How can there be any decent snogging when its city gates timewtf is city gates time??

City gates is a game. You get a partner of the same sex and make arch. Everyone does it in a big circle so the opposite sex can walk under. When the music stops you try to trap someone and give them a kiss. ooh sounds like funn can we do this at Xmas social "

You better ask the boss. I won't be able to go to the social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww bumber

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan
over a year ago

Ghlaschu

ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk. "

^^ this really made me chuckle.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I have NOT been twerking thank you.

But if any ladies would like me to tweak........ Now that's a different story

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk.

^^ this really made me chuckle. "

Was it the twerk ya auld jerk? Or the actual thought I may have done it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk.

^^ this really made me chuckle.

Was it the twerk ya auld jerk? Or the actual thought I may have done it???? "
the thought of you doing it id imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk.

^^ this really made me chuckle.

Was it the twerk ya auld jerk? Or the actual thought I may have done it???? "

OMG...I have terrible visions in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk.

^^ this really made me chuckle.

Was it the twerk ya auld jerk? Or the actual thought I may have done it???? "

It was the twerk ya auld jerk

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan
over a year ago

Ghlaschu


"ROFLMFAO. Furry cracks me up. Twerk ya auld jerk.

^^ this really made me chuckle.

Was it the twerk ya auld jerk? Or the actual thought I may have done it????

It was the twerk ya auld jerk "

Well if he thinks I'm gonna jerk him as he twerks in front of me he can kiss my Miley Cyrus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have NOT been twerking thank you.

But if any ladies would like me to tweak........ Now that's a different story "

The only think you twerked was your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness if you are old I'm fooked! No one put me on the time out bench at any social. It's a minute for every year how old you are isn't it? I just wanna dance!!!!!!

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